Bad Hombres, Nasty Women (ft. “Weird Al” Yankovic)

good evening well, first of all, it’s great to be with you and thank you, everybody this is it–your last chance to make an impression so…let’s make it count okay we know we’ve got lots of work to do let’s do this in B-flat minor AHHHHHHsuch a nasty woman he choked (preekotos) wrong (cheetos) he choked (omnipitos) wrong he goes around with crocodile tears (schmeegoros) wrong (trumptos) such a nasty woman (eclintonpros)we have so many adversaries overseas can we all agree to be frenemies? I would work with our allies in the Middle East that’s the only way we’re going to keep the peace (okay) Mosul, Mosul, Mosul so sad, so sad it’s a catastrophe so bad, so bad can everyone achieve the American Dream or should they sign up for my Ponzi Scheme? we are gonna go where the money is (alright) we are gonna help small businesses our jobs are being sucked out of our economy right now, our country is dying dying bigly, bigly why should you run the show? we’ve gotta do more tell us ’cause we need to know we need to get the drug lords two more weeks until we vote you get shot walkin’ to the store who should really run the show Donald got into a twitter war for the Supreme Court, who would you choose? please don’t say me–I’m a busy duuude the Supreme Court, it’s what it’s all about the second amendment is under such, such trauma I understand and respect gun ownership I hope the Senate confirms the nominee of President Obama to stop a cold war, what should we be doin? would you go thumbwrestle Vladimir Putin? I don’t know Putin–this is not my best friend he’s outsmarted Hillary and she’s playing Chicken look at a startup they signed you are willing to spout the Putin line these cyber attacks from the Kremlin are designed to influence our election Putin has a very clear favorite in this race he’d rather have a puppet as President of the United States why should you run the show? (PREEKOTOS CHEETOS OMNIPITOS) we have horrible deals tell us, ’cause we need to know (SCHMEEGORÓS TRUMPTOS EECLINTONPROS) Donald bought Chinese steel two more weeks until we vote I should win easily who should really run the show? he’s talkin down our democracy it’s so dishonest I say it’s rigged she should never have been allowed to run based on what she did (I see) our democracy works–we’ve had free and fair elections Donald thinks things are rigged every time things are not going in his direction we have some bad, bad hombres here and we’re gonna get em out it’s what it’s all about bad hombres why should you run the show? I wanna raise the minimum wage tell us, ’cause we need to know our country is so outraged two more weeks until we vote we invest from the ground up who should really run the show our jobs are being sucked, suckedwow–that was great, guys! fantastic melodies thanks a lot for doin a great job I’m very proud of that IS IT WINDY IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?JUST ME? THIS IS–THIS IS MY WIND? JUST–JUST FOR ME? cool! Schmoyoho, accent on the yó debates are better as musicals check out Weird Al and here are all the debates songs and a bunch of bonus stuff on our new Patreon whoever sings best gets four years to run the show BALANCE BUDGETS (the show) SHAVE PEOPLE’S HEADS (the show) FIGHT WARS (run the show) CHILL WITH CELEBS (the show) KISS CHILDREN


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