Baseball Hall Of Fame: Mr. Burns Tries To Add Ringers To His Team | Season 3 Ep. 17 | THE SIMPSONS


I’ve decided to bring
in a few ringers– professional baseballers. We’ll give them token
jobs at the plant and have them play
on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson,
Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown– WAYLON SMITHERS: Uh, sir. What is it, Smithers? I’m afraid all
those players have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, your–
your right fielder has been dead for 130 years. Damnation.

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