CHICKEN GIRLS | Season 3 | Ep. 12: “Rodeo & Juliet”


( music playing )Hey, TK, it’s me. Rhyme:Previously
on “Chicken Girls”…
A lot has happened
since you left.
I’m in a musical
at school next week.
Birdie’s not here,
and I’m sure you’re worried,
too.
I was supposed to go
to Flash’s for Thanksgiving,
but that’s not happening. – This isn’t working.
This holiday is a mess.Rooney, this is
my girlfriend, Mel. Enjoy your
time off, ladies. Britney:
So, Beatrice,
when are you gonna do it? I’m thinking Winter Formal
would be a nice public place
to break his heart. Ellie:
When did everything
get so messed up?
You finally realized
your new friends suck? I just don’t understand why, if you’re gonna date
one of the Bs, it’s not me. ♪ We fly so high… ♪ You said you’d been
so miserable here,
so pack your bags.( music playing )♪ Well, you can take the girl
out of her small town ♪
♪ But it won’t
change her heart ♪
♪ She slips on her boots
and she’s going home ♪
♪ To the place where the horses
and the cowboys roam ♪
♪ The Rodeo and Juliet ♪ ♪ Get ready for a night
that you’ll never forget ♪ ♪ Square dance, hop dance,
making you sweat ♪ ♪ You’ll know where
to find her ♪ ♪ Rodeo and Juliet ♪ ♪ Get ready for a night
that you’ll never regret ♪ ♪ Do si do, on your mark,
get set ♪ ♪ ‘Cause you’ll know
where to find Juliet ♪ ( applause ) Well, that was
a complete trainwreck. It was painful,
but at the same time, I could not look away.
So cringy. William Shakespeare’s
rolling through his grave. Totally.♪ We fly so high ♪♪ We fly together
( fly together ) ♪
♪ We are a girl gang ♪♪ Like birds of a feather
( birds of a feather ) ♪
♪ We fly so high ♪♪ We fly together
( fly together ) ♪
♪ We are a girl gang ♪♪ Like birds of a feather
( birds of a feather ) ♪
( music playing )This play is garbage. Hot, flaming,
stinking garbage. There’s literally flies
surrounding the stage. Come on, guys.
They’ve really
worked hard on that. Hey, Tim, can I talk to you
privately for a sec? Look, if you’re gonna
get mad at me for standing up
for the musical– Shh, no.
It’s sweet of you to be nice, even though the show’s
completely bombing. But I wanted to know
if you wanted to go
to Winter Formal with me. – Really?
– Really, really. – I’d love that.
– Perf. Kayla, how are you? No, we’re not
talking yet. We’re not at a
“Hey, how are you?”
kind of place. ( sighs ) I thought I wanted
you to be single so we could hit
on chicks together, but now you’re just
so lame and miserable. It’s even worse than
being whipped by Kayla. You gotta get her back,
for everyone’s sake. I know, but she won’t
even talk to me. All right, what do guys
do in the movies when they want
to win a girl back? I don’t know. They do some
big romantic gesture. You gotta do
something like that to show Kayla
you want her back. She’ll be right back
into your arms. It works every time
in the movies. Yeah, but this
is real life. ( music playing in theater ) But I guess
it’s worth a try. ( applause ) Darlin’, your ma
craves a word with you. Who is the old mare? Widow Youngsteed
is the little lady
of the ranch. Is she a Capulet? Oh, dear, this will cost me
three horses and a pile of gold. My life’s in my foe’s debt. Come hi–
uh, come hither, nurse. What is yon cowboy? His name is Rodeo. A Montague.
Y’all’s worst enemy. My only love– my only love
sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown–
I got the wrong pig by the tail. Love is–
love is– love is– – love is– help!
– A loathed enemy. Yes, that’s right.
Love is a loathed enemy What’s this, darlin’? Darlin’, what’s this? Um… yee-haw? ( laughter ) I didn’t expect them
to go full method, but the performances
are so poorly developed. Is that a theater thing? – ( applause )
– But, soft, what light
do yonder barn breaks? Is it the wild, wild West?
And Juliet is the sun? Oh, Rodeo, Rodeo.
Wherefore art thou, Rodeo? Deny your father
and say “nay” to thy name. Or if… Or if thou–
or if thou– Or if thou wilt not,
by promise of your finest steed. Or if thou wilt not,
by promise of your famous seed. Rhyme:
No, “finest steed.” Not famous seed.
What I meant to say
was finest steed. Or if thou wilt not
by promise of your
finest steed, um… And I will no longer
be a Capulet. – What?
– And I will no longer– Oh, just forget it!
I can’t do this. Um, Juliet? Wherefore art thou? Um, Juliet? Um, my Juliet! It’s me, Juliet. I mean, it’s me,
Juliet, y’all. ( laughter ) ♪ Wanderin’ around
in a one-horse town ♪ ♪ Never could tell
if I was lost or found ♪ ♪ But it felt like
something was about to give ♪ ♪ Seein’ all the boys
and the games they play ♪ ♪ Didn’t want to break
my heart that way ♪ ♪ Don’t want to be
just another kiss ♪ ♪ A name on his list ♪ ♪ And then you came along
on a summer night ♪ ♪ And here I am, falling
in love at first sight ♪ ♪ You took me by surprise ♪ ♪ When I looked
into your eyes… ♪ – And just like that…
– A star was born. She’s amazing. Ugh, it’s that
annoying freshman. – What’s her name?
– Lyric or something? She’s definitely
going to suck. ( applause ) Um, her name is Rhyme. Ugh, who cares? I didn’t come
to see the understudy. Oh, Brooke, did you hear
the good news? Tim and Beatrice are going
to the Winter Formal together. Isn’t that great? Lady, by yonder
blessed moon I vow that shines over the mountains
and the prairies. Swear not by the moon.
Do not swear at all. This tumbleweed of love
is too sudden, too fast, like a horse who’s
done heard thunder. It’s still a’growing. I’d done be satisfied
with an exchange of thy’s love. Faithfulness vow
for mine. I gave thee mine before thou
dids’t request it, cowboy. My bounty is as boundless
as the prairies of the West. My love is vast.
The more I give thee,
the more I have. For both are infinite. ( applause ) ♪ If I gave you everything ♪ ♪ Would you ride
away with me? ♪ ♪ Now’s the time
to make a move ♪ ♪ So please tell me
how I prove ♪ ♪ That my love is there ♪ ♪ On this I would swear ♪ ♪ I swear by the moon ♪ ♪ With the light
shinin’ through ♪ ♪ I promise you all of me ♪♪ Here in this room
when it’s only us two ♪
♪ This promise
I’ll always keep ♪ ♪ I swear by the moon ♪( music playing )( applause ) ( audience cheering ) ♪ All this time I’ve been
holding back my words ♪ ♪ But one of these days,
I just might work up the nerve ♪ ♪ To make my move
and set my heart free ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh, I can’t bear
it now, with me ♪ ♪ Don’t keep me guessin’,
just make my dream
come true… ♪ – That took a 180.
– Rhyme nailed it. Her last scene, I really
thought she stabbed herself. That, my friend,
is what we call acting. I guess it runs
in the family. You are incredible. No, you were amazing. I can’t believe
we just did that. I’ve never felt
this kind of rush before. It feels like
the best feeling in the world,
doesn’t it? Yeah, close to it. I’ve never felt this chemistry
with someone onstage before. I don’t think
it was just acting. You don’t? You were always my Juliet. What would you say
if I asked you
to the Winter Formal? I would say aye. If I wasn’t such a nerd,
I’d probably just say yes. But, no, I gotta try
to sound like Shakespeare. Thou art a star,
Lady Rhyme.♪ This promise
I’ll always keep ♪
♪ ‘Cause I swear
by the moon ♪
♪’Cause I swear
by the moon… ♪
I need to talk to you. Right now?
We’re about to go
get ice cream. Yes, now.
I have to tell you something. Okay, I’m listening. It’s a bet. What’s a bet? You and Beatrice.
It’s a stupid bet that she made
with the other Bs. Come on, Ellie, I know
that you’re mad at them, but you don’t have to get
between me and Beatrice. No, yes, I do because
she’s gonna humiliate you at the Winter Formal
in front of the entire school. Look, I’m really sorry. I– I would’ve
told you earlier,
but I just found out. Come on, I mean,
why would you think the most popular girl
in school would decide to– – to date you?
– Ouch. Look, I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean it like that. – It’s just–
– No, I get it. I thought it was
really weird, too. This sucks. Well, we can’t let her
get away with this. Well, definitely not. So, what are you gonna do? I have an idea.
But I’m gonna need your help. You need to assemble
all of your friends. No, I cannot wrap
the Bs into this. I’m not talking
about the Bs. I’m talking
about the Chicken Girls.( music playing )( music playing )

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