Courtney’s Piano Lesson | The Amanda Show | NickRewind


[DOORBELL RINGS] WHAT DO YOU WANT? I’M MISS HANDWRECK,
YOUR NEW PIANO TEACHER. MY NAME’S COURTNEY. HELLO, COURTNEY. WHY DON’T WE GO
TO THE PIANO? SHALL WE BEGIN? COURTNEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TRYING TO FLY. BUT GIRLS CAN’T FLY. MA-HA! ALL RIGHT… NOW WHEN PLAYING
THE PIANO, THE FIRST THING
TO KEEP IN MIND IS YOUR POSTURE. YOU MUST SIT UP
STRAIGHT AND– COURTNEY? COURTNEY? MA-HA! PLEASE COME OUT
OF THERE! YES. YOU MUST ALWAYS
KEEP YOUR WRISTS HIGH, BACK ERECT, FEET FLAT
ON THE FL– UH… COURTNEY, WHY ARE YOU
HOLDING MY TONGUE? IT’S WET AND SHINY. THANK YOU. AND YOUR WRISTS HIGH,
BACK STRAIGHT. NO! MA-HA! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, LET’S TRY A SIMPLE TUNE. WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, PLAY THESE NOTES. [PLAYING A SCALE] AAH! WHAT IS THAT? BABY. COURTNEY, YOU NEED
TO CONCENTRATE. CAN YOU DO THAT? MA-HA! OK. SO WITH
YOUR LEFT HAND, PLAY THESE NOTES. [PLAYING] ISN’T THIS PRETTY? AND ALL YOU HAVE TO– WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING? SHAVE. I DON’T WANT
TO BE SHAVED! MA-HA! IF YOU PLEASE
PAY ATTENTION! JUST IMITATE
WHAT I’M DOING. [HUMMING] ♪ WHAT ARE YOU
POURING ON MY HEAD ♪ SOY SAUCE. MY HEAD DOES NOT ASIATIC
FLAVOR ENHANCEMENT! MA-HA! I AM TRYING
TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY
THE PIANO LIKE THIS! [PLAYING
CLASSICAL MUSIC] MA-HA! AAH! THAT’S IT! GET OUT OF MY SHIRT! OUT! SHOO! I’M LEAVING! ENJOY LIFE
WITHOUT MUSIC! MA-HA! MA-HA YOURSELF! MA-HA! MA-HA! MA-HA! MA-HA! MA-HA! AAH! [DOOR CRASHES]

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