Danza Teatro * DV8 Physical Theatre * The Cost of Living

[Music] I hate this fucking job here do you not watch the charging people you see that and we’re getting less than the minimum wage we haven’t even had a break a what so nobody’s got a problem without it it’s just me as a Jesus my next telling me Jill’s what and we being watched nah don’t think so it looks clear to me hello is that I good cuz I don’t think that is do you understand why I’m seeing what you do no you don’t I’m wasting my time here I said I’ve had enough excuse me hey excuse me do you realize you’re late but can you find a parking space maybe you were shampooing your hair you can you find a babysitter I understand no actually stop you’re doing what you’re doing go and have a break there the planes wait Hey the trains wait magic spirit understand the end if you have even seen a beginning TV choose cancel fade out with us what’s this another Eddie Mundi hey I’m Noah mood what’s up we put and all that safe up for fucking nothing remember we should make some changes we don’t need to make any changes it’s a good show yeah it was for eight Tom those the wife [Music] [Music] [Music] hey what are you doing what does it look like I’m doing looks like you dancing clever are you any good hurry [Music] careful [Music] [Music] oh my mate get hogging a bit beautiful if you want to make a pile you’re going away on how to smile [Music] [Music] she says come in Tuesday I was like hey I’ll be anywhere into the fine she T so I said now it’s getting miss dead quiet nice that laughing at me as if I’m some sort of fucking idiot I’ve been telling you for years you were an idiot but look at me – look who’s f I need any fievel’s Hey okay the Sebold man here he needs a toilet sorry pal boobies are seen there hi I was the alphabet three months for a Khedira joke you do that joke well mainly fucking quit wait am I gonna get any quit flesh be shaky boxer what do you think I could entertain myself so Connie I’m a human being I mean I’m a man see if I don’t have a job I’m fucking nothing she’s need some company what think that’s fuckin funny all right big man how you doing are you doing good nice what [Music] he fails [Music] they shit all the fucking back [Music] you fucking while she gave me [Music] [Music] hello thanks Dave and breasts you know what winks and shags like a target [Music] would you like stats don’t be embarrassed maybe you like a drink it’ll help you relax or maybe like something else maybe like all of lean or maybe just my arms can you imagine these wrapped around you can’t with the legs the only good thing about those is they’re come in a pair I know maybe it’s your ass I bet you’re wondering what’s it like well I’ll tell you it’s small but it’s peachy I saw you looking so would you like to dance I’ll be right back don’t go away I’ll be looking for you I hate knowing are you doing you remember that for the other night hi beautifully you know one of the first things I’d like to meet you baby in recess mass a long blonde hair it’s not blonde anymore but that doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter at all I start coming through the club you know that blonde bombshell she was up top but here the legs on it ate it took me about a week to get there now I saw them better I saw them these fucking my symchay’s made me this huge heel on it but I mean you probably notice she’s got these extraordinarily large breasts it’s so excited man I could just eat you up I’ll do that thing where you done on the spot usually goes a lot faster than that as you go to sleep any of these jumps be safety Satan that mean look at that I’ve never seen it loud before Molly oh yeah that’s enough hey tell them that joke about the donkey oh this this donkey will tell them anyway so huge right that’s right that’s the thing about Vivian that’s the thing about you in it looks like perfect I’m amazing razor sharp shop well hey do that thing with the legs but the leg goes there then come to this side you go there there clap your hands for acting jobs as they say then go show me those finger show me those fingers that remember no Beth you just went to eat the other leg and it went there there there your hand on stage you say don’t you ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen show with us show me respect girls hey do you mean human [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] feel strong [Music] [Applause] [Music] some [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] can I ask you a question what happened to your legs were you born like that did you hadn’t chopped off do you have an asshole what do you shit into a bag how do you go to the toilet and you must obey seriously I want to know what’s this lump on your back you blame God for being born what are these they’re stumps do you have any friends had ever been in a fight have you if you hit me first it’s all careful how your back isn’t it because you’re a man do you trust me cuz I don’t trust you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] there’s a go I didn’t do it like that Eddie was it like this why do you drink so much you try listening to you all day [Music] right I’m off what’s wrong you are David are you coming blatantly you don’t even know what I was thinking [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all right Tom are you doing just having a few beers of the lives [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you know it [Music] ruin [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] let’s get out here two elephants [Music] [Music] you know TV I think we should move to New Yorker they’ve never have seen anything like us are then plus I’ve got a buddy who could get started on the club soccer here we could do the ventriloquist act to start with I can win a pawn shoe you could wear to some battle or maybe they like we about you really poncho because you look like sexy in a point you were imagine though sangria at Sun say no more central heat no more fucking comes in the toilets I mean who dis off tonight enemy the English and I’m not lying for anyone anymore either put the blame where it belongs but I used to say someone’s always paying for someone else’s mistake we should amaze me I think we could do the whole act around the idea of values not financially but metaphorically everything nothing it’s the same thing really actually I think that’s anemia blue cut it by job post at what samething really know everything nothing fancy an ice cream

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