[Clears Throat] Hi there! How can I help you? You can help me by cutting the hum-bug out and getting straight to the point. Now I need one ticket to Holidazed and Confused
at UP Comedy Club. And I will not pay a cent over face value. Well, that’s not a problem, sir, because here
at Hot Tix we’re a service of the League of Chicago Theatres and we sell half-price tickets
to a wide variety of theatre productions. Did you just say half price? Yes sir, and you can purchase those tickets
at our outlet locations downtown Chicago as well as online. I don’t know what to do… I’m light as a feather, I’m happy as an angel, I’m merry as a schoolboy!