Klemen Slakonja as Angela Merkel – Ruf mich Angela (The Unofficial Oktoberfest 2019 Song)


If I would catch a goldfish,
I would wish just one wish. I want to turn back time to better prepare, 
for all the people coming from everywhere. Now people are talking bad about me (me),
but I’m the one willing to serve everybody (everybody). Come taste my plum cake and drink my smoothie! (smoothie!) When you’re in trouble call me,
cause I’m your Mutti! (Mutti) Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I’m an angel in disguise,
ex-virgin from paradise. Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I can take you to heaven when I count to eleven! 1,2 Tax frei 
3,4 Gratis Bier 5,6 Beautiful legs
7,8 Acht, Acht 9 Super €uro coin
10 Bitte schön 11 Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf,
Elf, Elf! Jesus Christ,
this is paradise! Jesus Christ,
here is no scheiß! Here are some rules that you must obey (obey), Jesus Christ,
listen what I say (say): Don’t be a jerk-y, 
like the president of Turkey, ooops! Everybody shout Putin, Putout! HEY, HEY! Come on shake hands with woman who wears the pa-pa-pants, pants of Europe! Juhuuu,
and the boxer shorts too. All together now,
everybody, komm, komm,
All together now, everybody
do the chu chu train, All together now!
“Was ist das?!” The new world will be the best,
the whole year Octoberfest! Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I’m an angel in disguise,
ex-virgin from paradise. Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! I can take you to heaven when I count to eleven! Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it,
I love sunbathing naked, Ruf mich Angela,
Ruf mich Angela! It’s getting hot in Europe, ja,
It’s time for FKK! 1,2 Tax frei
3,4 Gratis Bier 5,6 Bier ex
7,8 Toll gemacht 9,10 Bitte schön
11,12 Das Gölf 13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 30,40,50,60,70,80,90, 99 Luftballons! Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to New Deutschland,
to New Europe, to New World! Sorry, you go back…Tschhüüüüüüüs! Wir schaffen das!

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