Launching A Cinema Hero Ft. Naveen Polishetty | Agent Sai Srinivasa Athreya


Hello Sir Its me Marketing Genius Manohar speaking You send the Boy sir We will make him a star Is it the first time? I know everything Okay sir, Thankyou Sir, Hello Sir Agent Sai Srinivas,Nice Meeting You.Nice to meet you sir! Take your seat Did you watch the trailer, sir ? Yes, Yes! Its Fantastic, marvelous ! Thank you so much Sir! You should promote my movie sir Yes Yes, we will ! We will! A telugu movie hero should have some qualities.. yea, i have ! For ex: Six pack. Do you have it ? Yeah…Aaah.. Do you know how to kiss etc. ? Okay okay..Not now..okay okay.. Thankyou Sir.. Do you know how to do an action scene ? Ey EY what happened man ? Cocccroach Hey , Kill that man ! Kill it ! Don’t worry ! Don’t Worry. Its gone.. You were saying something, Sir? Leave it Leave it Do you have contacts in the Industry? Do you know Mr.Rajamouli? Heyyy…Hey.. Rajamouli Sir ? Do you know how I am related to him? How do you know him? Tell me Tell me! His drivers brother, brother in law’s son has an account in my Moms Bank , Sir Whenever he visits he always says that lm like his son If he says it or Mr. Rajamouli says it. Its the same right ? Come on, he Is very close to me OKAY Shiva, our hero is getting launched with a movie named Agent Sai Srinivasa Athreya You should write crazy articles about him Heros Title? One minute shiva.. AHH..where does your mother work.. Bank Employee Sir.. Bank…ahh…Bankk… AHHH SHIVA…ATM STAR NAVEEN POLISHETTY will be the title .. Wow, its nice, its nice.. Now, for your pre-release event We need a BIG STAR to come and praise you . Prabhas said he would come.. But, I KNOW he is busy with SAAHO shooting Who do you think we can get? What is that ? Do you know ARJUN REDDY ,sir ? Hey.. hey….Vijay! Who do you think Vijay is ? WHAT! DO YOU KNOW HIM?? You know ah? Do you want me to call him! Heyyy..hey..no..no…we will invite him.. Ill call him directly..Vijay calling..Vijay answering… Hey whatsup what sup My Rowdy Boy! You liked my movie trailer ?? You will do a multi-starrer with me .. Wowww! Close..they’re very close .. Im going to 30 ROWDY TEE SHIRTS immediately! My cutie! i will give small jalak now No thing dude, for our pre-release event.. Sorry, god knows who he is..He has been disturbing for a while now.. Hello, who is this ? That is my number. I called you Rowdy boy..T-shirts… Please, do my movie promotions sir. You don’t have any background or contacts! Do you atleast have talent? Sir, he is very talented! All his videos on YOUTUBE are viral. And they’re all Hindi videos. What! Are you serious? Show me.. Look at this video.. Not you ,Sir..In the video.. What! Is that you? Haha, Yes sir! How do you know Telugu? Multi-lingual hehehe Now, our telugu audience should know that this is you in the video You should make them know its you! I will do it sir ! We have to market the movie like this!
Okay sir You see sir !
You watch me sir! Marketing ! Emotions! What a shot ! Bro, if you upload this on YOUTUBE it will go viral Hey, Shut up! What English English..all the time .. I was four years old when my dad..do you remember? It is my video Are you Engineers? Yes What do you guys usually watch? PORN VIDEOS! ScORE 26! Bowl man! Hello Sir, I am in office. IN THE WASHROOM! HALF DAY! WHY SIR? YOU GUYS WATCHED MY VIDEO RIGHT? SELFIE? WHY? WHAT IS THE VIDEO ALL YOU SOFTWARE ENGINEERS WATCH? PORN YOU DONT WATCH ANYTHING APART FROM PORN ? FINALLY, WE HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION AUDIENCE SHOULD ACCEPT YOU! THEY SHOULD ONLY SEE YOU AS AGENT SAI SRINIVAS ATHREYA ! YOU SHOULD BE IN THEIR HEART , MIND, DNA ETC.. FROM NOW ON YOU ARE AGENT SAI SRINIVAS ATHREYA! YOU SHOULD FORGET THAT YOUR NAVEEN FROM TODAY! FROM NOW ON YOU ARE AGENT SAI SRINIVASA ATHREYA! GO GO GO ! GO GO GO ! SIR , PLEASE DO SOMETHING THIS CASE IS VERY CRITICAL MAM. WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE MORE DID SOMEONE SAY INVESTIGATE! AGENT SAI SRINIVAS ATHREYA CAN INVESTIGATE ANYTHING , DOCTOR WHO IS THIS GUY? IS HE RELATED TO YOU ? WE DONT KNOW HIM DOCTOR AGENT SAI SRINIVAS ATHREYA SIR .. WE RELEASED THE TRAILER THE OTHER DAY DINT YOU SEE IT ? NO I DINT ! HEY ATHREYA, HOWS IT GOING? SIR ,I TOLD YOU RIGHT! I KILLED IT SIR THE WHOLE YOUTH IS TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE A DRUG SUPERRR SUPERR! DEAR COMRADE! I WILL CALL YOU BACK SIR DON’T CALL ME BACK AGAIN HEY HEY HEY..! STOP IT! WHAT DID I ASK YOU TO DO AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? GIVE ME 500 BACK WHAT 500,YOU GAVE ME 300 BRO.. DONT LIE ..I TRANSFERRED 200 THROUGH PAYTM RIGHT HEY..FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS..GIVE ME MY CAB MONEY..I WILL LEAVE CAB? I ASKED YOU TO COME IN AN AUTO RIGHT ? BRO, HE GAVE YOU 300..HE TOLD EVERYONE 100 BRO.. HE KILLED IT NO BRO! FOR WHICH MOVIE? DEAR COMRADE!

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