LONG SHOT – Official NZ Trailer – In cinemas May 2


– Charlotte, I would like to endorse you, to
be the next president of the United States. – Oh my god. – You’ve been a great
Secretary. – Of State. – Which state again? – All of them. – Is the Secretary of State looking at us? – I kind of know her. – It’s like kind of knowing a mermaid. Do you tell people that? -She probably doesn’t remember who I am. – Secretary Field would like to speak with you. – With me? – I can’t shake this feeling
that we know each other. – We do. – We do? – Picture me, I guess maybe like 20 years
younger, but like this. – Flarsky? – Yeah! – What are you doing these days? – I’m a journalist. – You’re a great writer but, sometimes you’re a little too much. – I don’t think I am too much. I actually think I’m the perfect right portion. – It’s really nice to see you again. – Whoa! – Cracker down. – I’m okay. – Did Boys II Men just call me a cracker? – What is the relationship exactly? – I use to babysit for him. – You babysat for him? – Wow, time has not been kind. – I need some writers to punch up my speeches. – Fred’s writing is really good
and he knows me. – Oh… I feel so scared. – In order to write better for you, I should
kind of get to know you better, if you have a minute? – I actually have seven. – Seven minutes in heaven. – Heh. – What is your favourite book as a kid? – The Velveteen
Rabbit. – Favourite song? – It Must Have Been Love by Roxette. – Most embarrassing moment? – I don’t embarrass that easily. – I don’t either really. – What’s your favourite sexual
position? – Normal. Front-facing normal. What kind of question is that?! – That’s all it took. Look at you! – What’s your favourite sexual position? – Don’t be gross Fred. – Do you like, date? – I mean who wants to follow me around the world and hope I have five minutes to be affectionate. – Yeah. (Explosion) – We did almost just die. – We actually did almost just die. – We need to move you. – Thank you, agent M. – It’s Pretty Woman but she’s Richard
Gere and you’re Julia Roberts. – Honestly, this has been the best few weeks of my entire life. – We asked a thousand constituents how they would feel if Kate Middleton.. – I see where you’re going with this. – Was to start dating Danny DeVito. Pretty negative reaction. – The last time you got high was at a Spin Doctor’s concert? – We have a situation. – What? I’m in so much trouble. – What’s happened? Are they out of water? – Wow! He’s so bendy huh? – OOHHHH… – Ouch

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