Have this madam,
ask me if you need anything l am staying downstairs Don’t ask him anything
He is my son, but is mischievous Aunty, don’t listen to my dad
You may go in Please go
– OK l will see you later Sir, which is the
good school in this area? Sit down Are you Mahalakshmi?
– Yes sir You would have heard
about our school’s merit rating Parents are prepared to
give any amount of donation… …to admit their wards in our school ln the application as
‘earning member’ only your name is seen lt doesn’t have your
husband’s name next to it We are not bothered
about your personal problems But still as a single woman
will you be able to remit fees? Who is in that picture? Goddess Saraswathy – Why Brahma’s photo
is not there beside that? For the education of
all the children in the world… …you believe
Saraswathy alone is enough For my Kumaran’s education
l believe this Mahalakshmi will do lntroducing
ASlN NATHlYA PRAKASHRAJ VlVEK Did you see my son anywhere? He was here. Ganesh, did you see him?
– Aunty, he has gone to the stadium – ls it? Why did you come here?
Haven’t l told you not to see all these? Come let us go home Come on punch
Punch like that Punch, give a good punch Oh God! Mom is coming Music
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BALASUBRAMANlAM You like that
then why did you switch off TV …when you saw me
– Because you don’t like it Look, if you like it
and if you feel it is right Do it courageously, OK?
– Yes mom What is this?
When your lecturers are nearby… Can you smoke like this? Nair, if we smoke,
why do you feel bad? You can even ask them also to smoke Oh God!
Mother, father, teacher and then God Are you giving a lecture
for the sake of a lecturer? Go Nair You don’t listen to me lf they ask us to have a break
then it is ‘chocolates time’ for us Nair brother
– Coming You might put up weight
Give it to me What is it?- Get me a cup of coffee
– Ordinary or special? ln what way they differ?
– Just Rs 2. For you, special coffee is free Look Lakshmi, despite our presence
All of them are smoking Now they are smoking
during night they will drink beer Wards consuming beer are more
when compared to wards worth mentioning Why should we bother about that? Are they obedient in class?
That is what matters What would be Mahalakshmi’s age? May be in the late thirties She looks fine in sari
How would it be, if she is in our grip? Lakshmi madam,
they are commenting about you l am hearing it Look at folds in her waist… Even while it is covered under sari
it’s luring, don’t know who is her hubby? Oh God!
– This is it What did you say? Were you talking about this fold? Rather than talking about field of study
Are you talking about waist folds? Take off your hands
– Don’t you have sisters? Don’t do madam
– Don’t they have folds like this? Don’t think because you smoke
you are a thug This is too much madam
For talking about you, you are slapping Did l slap you?
For me this does not come under slapping This is the smooth handling by me
l have a son, like a lion lf he had seen you mocking at me
lf he hits you… …you will be alive but your mom
will be unable to identify you Follow the same style
You have a bright future You will win the semifinals Maya and Maya company’s sponsor Wanted to meet the best
performer among my students Come, let us meet them l don’t want to come there
you may handle it yourself l have to go for college day function
All my friends are waiting for me Greetings! Students of Tamil Nadu Greetings! Students of Tamil Nadu
You are stylish, you are always fast Kalam (Dr.Abdul Kalam) is the President He is our senior
And we, his junior lf clad in wrinkled jeans
and unkempt hair They are students
college students With whistling lips
Lion heart… Students
We are students He will enquire about
cost of ‘Fear per kg’… They are students Even if sported in cat-mush… … will give a tiger-glance Give a glance! Greetings! Students of Tamil Nadu
You are stylish, you are always fast Kalam (Dr.Abdul Kalam) is the President He is our senior
And we, his junior Come on! Come on buddy!
Give our country beat Nagore’s beat Come on buddy!
Perform our local dance Gather the crowd Perform the dance around Prove that you are a student Make noise with a song Do heroism inside the college Go on leap, it’s our life
Our college life No ‘right or wrong’ here
Everything is straight That is college life Two wheeler is our rocket
Friendship is our life jacket Hear this
This is our philosophy Seeing our boys… God will also wish to be a student
As a college student lf savouries are added
then is ‘Pani puri’ (lndian savoury) Say like that lf boys and girls mingle
then it is our college Buddy, give a beat So we will meet tomorrow lt is OK madam
We will wait, until you leave Are you all ogling at my son? Not that, in case if your son
doesn’t come, we will drop you Poor girl, Malini said hello to you
You could have reciprocated You are wrong,
her look is not alright What is this mother?
This sauce has no salt and is not tasty Add little salt Mother even omelet has no taste
– Add little pepper Where cooking is to be done?
ln Kitchen or dining table? Your taste buds are not sensitive
and you talk too much This is a disease
– What disease l have? This disease comes to
all youngsters of your age This is called ‘Love mania’
– ls it? OK For you guys, stuff in pizza hut,
and fast food joints… …will appear tasty
when you eat ogling at girls This is mother’s preparations
This will have just nutrients The secret of my health is
my mother’s pepper soup Even your dad drinks like you Why do you talk about him now? How many times l have told you
not to talk about him? Because you did like him, l told so When you say l look like him,
l talk and eat like him… …l feel l am being punished Don’t talk like that
All said and done he is your dad No, one who has
deserted wife and his son… is neither your husband nor my dad Not that, me and your dad agreed to… Stop it mother, did you bid
farewell to him when you parted? lf you talk about him again
lt would be different Because l didn’t have food
You don’t forego your food Go and have your food l should get angry, not you Ok, come let us eat No
– ls it a revenge? l am hungry,
come let us eat mother l will not serve
and will not eat also Mother, Angrylakshmi Mother have food please My beloved mother, have food This is your turn,
this is my… Nothing of that sort
You go and have a plate for you Bring some pickles Why are you coming
from underground drainage? Where are you coming from?
– Shenoy Nagar How did you come? – By bus
– How long it took you to reach? – One hour l also came from the same Shenoy Nagar
l took just 5 minutes – How? Very simple, l jumped there, got up here ln underground there are
no traffic jams, signal problems… …Road blocks, funeral processions,
stoppage of traffic for VlPs… …checks by traffic police
There are no such hindrances The ideal transport system for Chennai is
underground drainage system Was it not stinking inside? The stench inside is far less than
what is in the outer That’s right, but you have
come with a tea glass in hand Because l travel daily a Nair
has started a tea shop there He has planned to
give snacks from tomorrow lt is a good comedy Looks like a kindergarten Forget about my life’s comedy
Seems your life is a big tragedy You are feeding milk to the kids here
Where is their mother? She has delivered a baby child
a brother for all of them Why can’t you say,
you have got another baby? Already you have so many kids
Do you need one more? Look, you have used
a protective covers for suitcase… …mobile phone and for your specs… …you have covered
even the feeding bottle But had you used a protective
cover at the appropriate time Would your house and the
nation have faced this problem? What are you sir?
– l am an Sl Sl? (sub inspector)
– l meant Simply ldle What are you?
– l am also an Sl sir Go down and give this to Nair,
in your account Next l have to go to KK nagar
A man hole is open Kumara – Tell me
– Do me a favour What help?- Our neighbour
Gomathy lecturer is not in town Her hubby’s brother’s daughter
is coming from Malabar today You must receive her at the
bus station and drop her at their house Their house key is with us Why do you give such petty
assignments to me and disgrace me? You tell me some thing
that suits me l will do This is a job well suited to you How?
– Bringing her is not an easy task She is such an imperious girl Her aunt’s house is also in this place Because she is angry
with her paternal uncle They are afraid either
purposely or accidentally she might go to her aunt’s house Talk less mother A girl from Malabar is
coming to Goms lecturer’s house She is an arrogant girl
– Yes She should be brought to Goma’s house ls that all?- That’s all
– What is her name? l have forgotten her name But she would be
wearing an yellow Churidar Yellow Churidar
leave it to me, l will manage it What is this? Are you from Malabar? Shall we go? What are you doing?
What is this? You talk like ‘Surya TV’ shows
Can’t you talk like ‘Sun TV’ shows? What is it?
– Don’t you know Tamil? Alright, you come
– Leave it Oh! my lord Guruvayurappa
– Dad! Has he also come? Where is he?
– That is God – ls he no more? Oh! God l am fed up with you You confuse me a lot, come
– My bag Come with me, come on Come
– Give it to me Quiet! Come on
– Leave me Sit down
– Gosh! Calling me in singular, sit down This is your paternal uncle’s house He is not (Alla) my uncle
– Then is Jesus your uncle? l don’t’ have any paternal uncle There will be minor issues but you
can’t disown your uncle just like that Have you brushed(vilakku) your teeth?
– Lamp? (Vilakku), what for? You would not have brushed your teeth Don’t brush your teeth
But paint lipstick duly Come Come and get this, hold it Brush Sit down
Eat Are you looking for
‘Puttu’ and ground nut sauce? We have only ‘ldly and
sambar’ for breakfast, eat Eat… you are really arrogant Because it was me, l managed ls this Perumal sir’s house?
– Yes this is Perumal’s house Who are you?
– l am his brother’s daughter ‘Oravanjini’ Oravanjini? He said he will
send someone to receive me No one came, l would
have gone to my aunty’s house l wanted to just fire
him enroute, where is he? Then who are you? – l have been
trying to tell you this from beginning You brought me here and
now asking me who l am? This is good fun
– Then are you not Perumal’s relative? No Somewhere a mistake has happened You have not come to Perumal’s house
Then why did you wear Yellow churidar? This is my churidar,
so l am wearing it Then why did you get on to my bike? lf an handsome boy calls
Will you get onto his bike? God! Look at this handsome boy You have wasted 40 grams of
tooth paste and consumed 4 idli’s Actually those idli’s were brought
for you she has consumed it Now what can l give her?
– l need 12 idli’s What are you looking at? Come Come – l told you earlier
that l have no paternal uncle l told you my uncle has no house
You never listened to me lf you talk again
l will whack you Check correct address and drop her
Else she will have lunch in your house Don’t listen to him, mad fellow ‘Pranthan’?
(Mad fellow) Don’t laugh mother
Atleast the girl could have told me You would not have allowed her to talk ls this the way to behave with a girl? You said she is an
arrogant girl, so l did this That girl is a good girl else she would
have booked you under eve teasing All those won’t work with me But when she left she called me ‘pranthan’ What does it mean?
– l too don’t know Malayalam But from what you
did and what she said, l guess lt must probably mean ‘eccentric’ ‘Eccentric’?
– Yes, it is Mother, what happened? Mother What mom? What madam, were you under stress? What stress do l have? l wanted to tell you when Kumaran
was here but he would panic Nothing, it is a mild cardiac attack Continue these medicines
regularly, you will be alright What is wrong with mother doctor?
Nothing to worry l have told her everything
Take care How are you mother?
– Nothing wrong with me, l am fine ln case if l die, what will you do? l will kill you, if you talk
again like this l will kill you Understood? What is Thiruvalluvar’s wife’s name? Write We have reached your house lt is quite boring to come
to the same house always Kumara, how are you
– Fine, how are you uncle? Because of a son like him
l somehow manage Look at his weariness
Yesterday night since it was sultry He came out slept here
Dog thought it is bones wrapped in cloth… …clutched it and ran away Then l had to fight with
the dog and get him back Talk with respect
Uncle, take care of him, bye From that boy’s face
you will know that he will progress You are also there
– Yes, l am here His mother staying in
our house worked hard… …qualified and has today become
a lecturer in a college But you were a Tamil teacher
and also retired as a Tamil teacher And today are torturing these tiny kids Keep quiet Manimekalaai
– What dear? – Call your son from here Come inside
– l am coming mom Why do you laugh?
Bring that Why have you written ‘Don’t know’? Don’t you know Valluvar’s wife is Vasuki? Don’t you know?
– Dad, leave him l was hearing it all Thiruvallavur has said many
wonderful things through his 1330 couplets You have not taught them any of that ls his wife’s name so important? He has also written a chapter
about ‘evils of extra marital ogles’ This boy is following that
in letter and spirit He doesn’t even know
another man’s wife’s name Why do you beat him? What that uncle says is correct
You are trying to spoil me l will not attend
your tuition classes anymore Mother you said you will give me coffee ls it Filter coffee?
– You deserve it – Dirty donkey Let us go to the next lesson To avenge the Pandya king
who killed her husband Kanagi set ablaze Madurai
Madurai was blazing, in this… Dad, stop…
– What? lf Kannagi’s husband was killed by Pandian lt is an affair between three of them lt is Kannagi’s family problem How can she burn
the entire Madurai city for this? City is a public property Because you teach them like this when they go to colleges
for any internal problem They come out, pelt stones
on buses and burn them Why do you instigate violence like this? What uncle says is right. Because of you
l got slapped by dad yesterday l have put a lighted
match stick in post box l am going
– OK go Valli, come let us go
– ls she your fianc*e? Your body strength is very low
Now your tuition strength has also come down lf it continues like this,
how will we maintain our family? After doing all this
you are talking smartly We are doing it for the first time
Let us start after worshipping Lord Ganesh Come fast Lord, it is a long standing desire
Bless us Ensure no one watches when we pray
We will light 108 incense sticks Come it is enough, look there Come on girls Careful
Come Seems someone is here
– Who will be here at this time? OK, Come Malabar bidi Mammootty and Mohanlal smoke this Should we not know,
what is so special in it? Take one Which end should be fired and
which end should be kept in mouth? Keep the smaller end in mouth
and light the bigger end My goodness! How does the males smoke this so casualy? lf we also smoke for 3 days
we can also air smoke rings What? Oh! mad fellow l know then itself you are a big fraud Hey! Malabar
Come here Come here Have you seen here?
– Nokia phone Did you see inside the Nokia? Me and my bidi
– Yes, your smoking has been photographed This is called smoke photo
– No sir, they only asked me to smoke Do you know Tamil?
– Can speak little Tamil You know Tamil little
But you know smoking thoroughly Oh! God – ls it bidi alone?
Or are you used to Beer, Brandy, Whisky… …Rum, Gutka, Matka,
illicit brew and Marijuana also? Don’t pose as innocent
Have you come from Kerala… …to spoil our Tamil girls? We just tried it for fun
l will hold your legs and plead for pardon ln your Kerala, you will hold
the legs when you do wrongs But in Tamil Nadu,
you should hug Gosh, are you mocking? (Kali) lt is neither millet pudding (kali)
nor ragi (Keppai) My dear Tamil girls, please tell her Yes, you have to hug Sorry sir, will never
do like this anymore l want to forgive you always like this Whenever l feel like forgiving you
you must come and hug me like this ls it Ok?
Go Go Madam bless me
– What is this new practice? What day is today?
You give me 100 Rs on this day Have you forgotten it?
Today is your birthday With great difficulty,
l have memorised a song for this Shall l sing?
– Sing Stop, always my son Kumaran wishes me first Let me here his happy birthday wish first
Then you can sing l will give you Rs 200 happily
– Rs 200? Mother, l will come in
just 10 minutes What madam, he has
gone without saying anything? He will say, you go
and do your work, Go Mother, let us go – Anything else?
– Nothing else – OK we can go Madam, give me 100 Rs l will sing For your song, will anybody give 100 Rs, go Mother, when she said,
‘song’ l remember What song?
– Must buy Daler Mehndi CD, come Daler Mehndi! He is in jail, singing Madam
– Keep quiet OK Mother. Will meet you in the evening
– Have you forgotten anything? Nothing
– Just refresh your memory Mother – What?
– l didn’t have my breakfast Eat, eat well
l want you to eat well, go, you may go My son doesn’t even remember my birthday You! l am you You are the fire of my soul You! l am you You are the fire of my soul You are my dad
You are my friend You are my lullaby singing friend You are the hot summer
of April and May You are the gentle breeze
of June, July too You are the rain of September
You are the chill of October too When l have a mom like you… What else do l need
to succeed in life? Wake up
-Leave me mom Wake up
Shouldn’t you go for training? Give me few minutes
-Go, have your bath You are my lullaby singing friend Mom, wait
Why do you rush? Mom, l am scared
– Why are you scared? Come l will also come
-Come How long will you take?
Make it fast Will you have it like this?
-OK, take your time –That’s itOh God! When my eyes well up… When my heart is burdened…
l will lean on your shoulders You would say in those days
‘My son will never grieve’ Give me a boon to be your son
even in my next birth l am your little cuckoo
Colourful cuckoo that you fondle Even if l am grown up… l need your lap to swing Mom, you are great! You have watered the roots
Those were your tears My garden was filled with flowers l am your proud son
your fighter son The garland is on my shoulders You have made this crescent a full moon You are the Ganges that never dries
This lady moon never fades May you live long l need a new day break You are my east forever You! l am you You are the fire of my soul You are my dad
You are my friend You are my lullaby singing friend Come, congratulations Kumaran
– For what? Maya &Maya company has
decided to sponsor you He is the company’s manager Thank you very much for sponsoring me Why do you thank me? Your talent in
kick boxing has got you this big chance You must represent our company
in the semi finals in Chennai and also in the finals at Malaysia But one condition, Malaysia’s
6 time kick boxing champion Mr. Eswar. You must undergo
6 months training under him We will do all arrangements to
send you to Malaysia next week itself Uncle take me also to Malaysia ln Malaysia, there are
lot of varieties of… …places to see
– Keep quiet Sorry sir, participating in
the finals at Malaysia… …is my dream, ambition
and you can even call it my craze But in the present
health condition of my mother l cannot leave her alone and go anywhere What are you saying?
– Please don’t compel me Luck presses the calling bell only once My luck is to stay with my mother l am going for my practice ln his place, sponsor me
and take me to Malaysia Do you know boxing?
– ls it not punching? l know to some extent What do you mean by some extent?
– To this extent Am l so strong or is he so weak? ls this called knock out? (Naak – tongue) Don’t stare at me uncle. l didn’t give
a hard punch, did just like this… When the sponsors are
prepared to send you abroad… Why do you reject that? Look, my decision is final
l will not go anywhere leaving you alone Listen to me
Eswar is a wonderful coach Pirated VCD is available
for a new release movie l will get it, shall we see the movie? Mahalakshmi, say something and go Look here l don’t like to see
pirated VCD’s and tough boys also Sir, how about today’s collection? Has police department
become a laughing stock? l am coming, police department is
the only one working for 2 4 hrs All government department offices are
closed for a day every week But the police station doors
are never closed ln lndia, it is the only department
which does not resort to strikes During a communal riot,
we go for security Even for a conference proclaiming
no religion we go for security Have you seen movies? MGR in ‘En Kadamai’,
Sivaji in ‘Thangapathakkam’ Rajini in ‘Moondru mugam’,
Kamal in ‘Kakhi Chattai’ Vijayakant from
‘Oomai Vizhikal’ to many movies Ajith in ‘Anjaneya’,
Vikram in ‘Samy’, Surya in ‘Kakka Kakka’ …have all become a star
by acting as police officers Such a majestic,
dignified force is the police force Are you talking ill of such a force? Forgive us, ignorant of police force
we have spoken ill of you Hereafter, don’t talk ill
of the police department Why did you steal the police bike? Don’t you proclaim
‘Police is your friend ‘? – Yes Does taking a friends bike amount to theft? How can you steal
a bike parked by a police officer? lt was parked in ‘No parking area’ Had public noticed it
what would have happened to you? So l took it from there
and parked it here Who are you to do all these? Junior Vikatan reporter! Let us compromise
Return my cap on your own Are you not ashamed? Someone is spitting on
a responsible police officer Public like you
remain as a silent spectator Like En Kadamai MGR…
– Assault him Do that way Welcome, glad that you have come Please come here
You are very pretty Don’t stand next to the bride,
bridegroom may get confused What Nair, any function at home? Visitors have come from outside,
We are here, you didn’t invite us Don’t create problems
My daughter’s betrothal is on Your daughter is a superb ‘thing’ You have broken a bottle
and talk filthily too Look at this Phoolan Devi,
talks too much You don’t know about me lf you cross swords with me
You might repent for it later Are you threatening?
Nair, who is she? Caution her She may not reach home safely l will apologise on her behalf
she talked by mistake, please go l will let her go, for your sake Don’t go, come
– Who are all these people? They are not sober and talk so indecently They are tenants in the first floor
They talked so nicely initially So l permitted, now there are additional
people and have made it like a club lf l question them, they threaten me Why are you keeping quiet? Why can’t you lodge
a complaint with the police? l have come here to eke out a living
Why get into trouble? Don’t worry, by this evening
they won’t be here Go ahead with the function now
l will send my son later He will fix an auspicious time for them Come lnspector, look at them
They drink, play cards and have… …converted the house as a club
– Club? There is no such board Why do you require a board?
They are all rowdy elements Eviction is a problem
between the owner and the tenant You must move the Civil Court lf l question them about playing cards They might say they are playing
cards among cousins for fun l cannot find fault on them Even is they drink brandy
inside home, it is Human Rights Only if they do all this in public
l have rights to question them Oh, God, Well said Sir Would you mind
if two persons fight for fun? ln case, during the fight
if there are bleeding injuries ls it a problem for you? Until, a complaint is lodged by the victim… Which side you have the stairs?
– Go that way Why is he going? What are doing here?
This is my friend’s house What is in your hands, is it Bidi? This is not Bidi
ls it Marijuana? – Thulasi Wait, say sorry
– Sorry – Lean and ask Sorry! Are you mocking?
Why are you here? Wherever you are l find smoke
Let me go and check Come, let us go down Hello, brothers are you busy playing? Please move aside
lnclude me also Come on
Cut the cards – Just continue Ace. – Mine is King,
l have won, take off your hands l swear mine is Ace
– Then you lost it Ass means donkey
Which is superior the King or the donkey? Are you creating a problem? Which is superior, Ass or King?
– Ace! Normally, in gambling den
they talk about the jack But this looks like Jackie Chan Which is superior, Ass or King?
– Ace! Why so noisy? lf smoke emits in the place where l am
The place where he is blasts Which is superior Ass or King?
– Ace! l admit King is superior
What is that you want now? Yes, King is superior,
what is your problem now? No, Ace is superior,
without knowing even this… This place is not OK
as per ‘Vasthu’ science You will all the time
feel like playing cards here While you play here
l will come and join you Then, l will have doubt, which is superior?
ls it all required? Clear the place, hurry up, soon Sambandam, somebody has pushed him According to Sec.7 5, it is wrong Sir, no one pushed him
He has fallen, because he is inebriated lf he is pushed by someone
it is Police van lf he falls on his own
lt is Ambulance van Sir, you are great ls the cycle yours? Ride
– Yes sir Fly out Go straight to Circus Take that, jump
Sir, police is down there Did he fall on his own?
Or was he pushed by someone? But he has fallen
Ask him to get up and go to the lodge Leave the place Are you going to hit me?
– No Sir, they have sent you
a chair from upstairs Can l jump now?
– Why do you ask? Do it Move aside sir
A person has also come from upstairs – Go Clear move out, it is time
– Leader, we are escaping Our friends don’t like this house
They are vacating Hand over the keys Thank you, Kumaran Oh God! he is removing his shirt Oh God! He is removing his belt Don’t do
– Why? l am not used to it
– Am l doing this daily? Love making cannot be taught You have come so far to see me
How can you say ‘no’ now? l didn’t come to see you
– Then – l came for sight seeing ls it a Taj Mahal,
Have you never seen this before? Must catch the lips that lie
– Don’t do l am going to make predictions This is lip astrology and
is called Lipology Japan style Listen, l will now describe about you Your are from Malabar
But you are going to live in Tamil Nadu One Tamil Boy is disturbing your sleep
Am l right? ls what l said true? Your are lying
– No – Then go l think l am in love with that girl lf you see her once and okay it
l will proceed confidently Look there, they are all roaming in pairs Are they all roaming with their
mom’s permission? Why do you pester me? Have l ever done anything
without asking you? l am thrilled to hear this Does she love you?
– l think so How can you imagine?
Well, what is her name? Malabar!
– What is it, bar, wine and all? l don’t know her name
But l call her like that You don’t know whether she loves you
But you have a nick name for her Mother look there!
– Who is it?- Malabar! Where?
– That yellow churidhar You mean this girl?
– Yes she is the girl You wait here, let me talk with her
Remember, we are strangers Aunty, how come you are here?
– What are you doing here? Had come with a friend, for shopping
– Shall we go? Rowdy
– Who, where? The guy who is standing there He always scares me When l look at him l start trembling ls it?
– He is a big rowdy Oh God! He is looking at me ls he scaring you? l am calling you only
– Don’t do, listen to me Why do you turn back?
l am calling you only Come here, come on
– Leave him, let us go, come He is coming – Don’t be scared
l am with you, keep quiet My goodness! Look at his gait
Thinks he is Amitab Bachchan Why do you stare?
– Don’t create problems, let us go Why do you give poses?
Do you think you are a big hero? l will skin you – Do you think
ladies are your play dolls? They are respectable women folk
Don’t stare at me Don’t expect me to keep quiet
when women folk are in peril l will erupt violently lf you tease her again
You may end up with broken limbs Yes, we must not leave fellows like him Have you informed your
mother that you won’t return? Control yourself
Do you know who is his mother? Who is it?
– That is me! Do you know Kick Boxing? – No
– But he knows it lf he hits you…
Go man, button up and go This is the first and last
warning for you, go before l get angry Baldie, come out
l want to talk to you in person Phone rings brother l am coming
No problem, Brother, Baldie, will hit you
– That guy… Are you a big rowdy?
l will hit you Leave him, let’s go
– Go, go home Go from here, l will call the police Aunty, please leave him
– Why? – Poor fellow, he is a good ‘kutty’ What do you mean by good ‘kutty’
– ln Malayalam, good kutty means good boy Then do you like him,
let me call him – No lf he comes near l am scared
when he is faraway l like him ls it? Will you marry marry him
and run family from a distance? Oh goodness! Your eyes Moment l saw your eyes, everything is…
Oh goodness! Oh goodness! Moment your saw me
Oh gosh! l was electrified With your lusty eyes you grazed my beauty
Oh goodness! During my midnight dreams, you consumed me
Oh goodness! My eyelids are loaded with your image
Couldn’t sleep, Oh goodness! My lips are full of pleasure filled by you
Couldn’t speak, Oh goodness! Fingers twitching all over the waist
lt is soothing, Oh goodness! Mind jumps joyously with no restrictions
lt is appropriate, Oh goodness! Oh goodness! Your eyes Moment l saw your eyes, everything is…
Oh goodness! Touch during daytime, Oh gosh!
Touch during evenings, Oh gosh! Touching during midnight
Oh goodness! Saffron fragrance, Oh gosh!
Sandal fragrance, Oh gosh! l have your fragrance
Oh goodness! Give me your cheek liberally
Oh goodness! Mole blooms all on a sudden
Oh goodness! Near the earlobes
Oh gosh! So poetic and soft like cat hairs
Oh gosh! While talking love
Oh gosh! How did you forget to talk?
Oh goodness! Even after rains, lt is hot…
ls it because of your visit? Though life is burning
it is pleasurable… ls it because you are a pleasure? Oh gosh!
-Oh gosh! Oh goodness! Your eyes Moment l saw your eyes, everything is…
Oh goodness! When you talk tamil, Oh gosh!
When l hear your tamil, Oh gosh! Gestures between eyes in love is…
Oh goodness! While you look for me, Oh gosh!
While l look for you, Oh gosh! ln love, true love, when we are lost…
Oh goodness! Your eyes talk gestures
Oh goodness! Your hands stroke tresses
Oh goodness! ln the tinkles of your anklets, Oh gosh!
Your sulky lingo is…, Oh goodness! Whatever we had so far is…
Oh gosh! Whatever we had so far is…
Oh gosh! The taste perception enhances
Oh goodness! Even after rains, lt is hot…
ls it because of your visit? Though life is burning
it is pleasurable… ls it because you are a pleasure? l have decided to
toil hard and come up in life There is no dignity of labour
So, l have come for this shoe shining American President, Abraham Lincoln
was doing this initially Shoe wearing people may come out
from their hideouts for shoe polishing Sir, please come Show me your legs
so that l can earn a living – Shine this What shoe is it?
– Why? l have never seen such model
even in Khadim, Carona, Bata You would not have seen
– From where did you get it? Road laying people were using it
l just stole it You sinner!
Since, they cannot afford a rubber shoe… They use gunny or
rubber sheets as shoe and toil hard You have robbed it from them
Will you prosper in life? Why do you bother about it all? Tell me your charges
approximately and shine the shoes Stabbing guys like you
only increases my reputation Oh! God
On the first day l have lost a needle Don’t know who is going to come next
All my joints are paining Kneel down Kneeling Swamiji! Come on son – From morning
you are blessing devotees kneeling down Doesn’t your knees have pains?
l have been doing this from school days You don’t bother about that Life is quite boring
l feel like splitting my hairs Why do you bother
about things that you don’t have? Just tell me about your problems Tell me some philosophy for living Philosophy? You can enter a car only after
opening the door – Yes You can take out things from bureau
only after opening it – Yes Have you seen a ‘egg parotta’?
– Yes Does it have any opening?
– No – Then how did the egg go in? How is it swamy?
– This is your life’s philosophy Pay the amount and leave the place Come madam, Kneel down Swami, my daughter has
a song competition tomorrow But she has a throat infection
you must make her alright Throat infection!
Let me hear her singing What is this? She blows out air
like a corporation water tap Ok l will make her alright Open your mouth Now sing Shall l become your small house (Mistress)?
Or big house (legal wife)? Leave your mother at home and come
l will let you know Your daughter’s voice is OK now
– Take her – Thank you How did you cure that young girl’s voice? All those in Tamil Nadu knows
lf you drink liquor with pepper… …all throat infections would be cured The vessel had liquor
l got pepper from you, mixed it & gave her Don’t leak this out
– You are really great As long as there are gullible public
lmpostors like us will have no problem Are you the ‘kneel down ‘Swamiji? Pay the night watchman and send him away We are forest officers. Since you have
a deer skin, we are here to arrest you He is an impostor
Do we have problem in this profession too? Run away Tomorrow is the semi finals
Be careful with the opponent Buddy, Kumaran is coming Tomorrow we are going to
fight with him in semifinals All your punches must be heavy l know about him
Heard that he is the only son to her mother ln tomorrow’s fight
his mother would become an orphan ln a short while… Get up
Hit him Please whistle
– l don’t know whistling Please whistle
– l don’t know – What a shame! Will you please do it?
– l too don’t know madam See l will do it My son… lsn’t it a tough match? Come Please move a little, sit down Why have you come to
see him from a distance? No, l have come with a friend of mine ls he again troubling you?
Pray God that he should lose Poor boy, he should not lose Ok, why did you come?
Me? l came for that boxer, who is dark ls he your son?
– Son? boy friend Boy friend?
– Yes, look at his body, muscle, superb Look there Look See the match Why do you clap now?
– What is there? We should take it sportive Bye! Who? Who? Your girl Ganesh, are you not doing any exercise? l have a doubt
– Tell me, l will clear your doubt By doing exercise can we develop
and make big all parts in the body Certainly
– ls it? Come here For the sake of you, l am leaving him
Otherwise l will hit him with the dumbbells What did you ask? – l asked him
whether this ear can be made big? l don’t know what he heard?
The coach got annoyed and has gone Even if you don’t have…
– Now why do you gesticulate like this? l was about to tell that even when
you have no means, you are impudent That is my family property
How can l be without that? What mad guy, are you fine?
– Malabar, seems you are not scared now Not that, l am leaving this place What are you saying? What do you think of yourself?
A big rowdy? You ask me to hug you
You hold my lips and predict Japan lipology l will now teach you Malabar astrology Listen, after l leave this place
You will not be able to forget me With a big beard and torn shirts
you will wander all roads shouting’Malabar’ Then the entire town will call you
as ‘Mad fellow’, as l call you now Who will be thinking about you
Do you think l have no other useful work? Don’t act too much. l am leaving by
10.30 bus in the same ‘Yellow churidar’ Will l come if you call me like this? When you are leaving
You can go, why should you inform me? Do you feel like seeing me?
– Don’t talk too much lf you ever come to Malabar side
That is it, mad fellow You have come searching for me ls there a girl in ‘Yellow churidar’ here?
– Come in and see for yourself Oravanjini, is it you?
No l won’t come, however you plead l will not come to Perumal uncle’s house For me he is no more an uncle
but he is no more For me you are not a girl,
but you are a bun Did l ask you anything?
Why do you say all these? Had you come at the 10.30 bus on that day
All these problems would not have come Why do you always wear ‘yellow churidar’? lf l see you again in this, you had it Did you mean this ‘bun’ as the ‘girl’?
Seems you are blind You have stopped a moving bus
and are creating problems Are you mad? Who is mad? You are mad, your dad is mad And all your ancestors are mad Mad guy, handsome mad guy Goddess of food!
Everyone should have eat well Why is he licking like this?
Does everyone in his family do like this? You have joined only today
Our boss tastes all dishes first Only if he is satisfied,
he will ask us to supply to customers That is the practice of this hotel You be present by his side
and take care of him Then only your job would be confirmed
Understood? – OK Show me your mouth
Sir, you forgot to lick this Bring the tomato sauce
– Yes sir His head sweats. Before l bring
the sauce, let me switch on the fan Once he becomes cool,
he will confirm my job too l have not yet fastened the fan
Take care, let not any one switch it on Let me have a fag
– Yes brother Don’t switch it on
– l will switch it on Are you conspiring against my job
being made permanent? l will it switch on
with leg like captain Vijayakant When there is no fan in the ceiling?
– Look at the table How did a ceiling fan
become a table fan? How come the tomato
sauce is coming from your head? Why do you look at the
sky with idli in your mouth? Sinner, l asked you to become permanent
You have sent him permanently ls he dead?
Catch him Kumaran has come Madam is taking special class
said she will come late Did she ask you tell this in chorus? ls the college over?
All of you go home He has come, is he the college hero?
– No, he has come to take his mom How come you were beaten by this guy?
Aren’t you ashamed? You should have broken his bones
l feel ashamed lf any one asks about you
You would say ‘you are ‘Muthiah’s son’ Like wise, if they ask me
l would say l am ‘Arul’s son’ But if you ask him
Do you know what he would say? He would say ‘Son of Mahalakshmi’ Then does he not who is his dad?
– He is searching for him lf he had been a boxer
l would have defeated him He is not a boxer, a…[CENSORED] Kumaran, leave him Kumaran, listen to me Go out
– Do you know what he said? Whatever it may be
Do it outside This is a college and not a market, go Did you call my son a…[CENSORED]?
– Yes l said l know about my son’s birth
He was born to real love He is always a winner Your mother has given birth
to rogues like you Go and ask her, she would have
given birth to you for lust Then, you will know
who is a…[CENSORED] Don’t repeat that again
lf you do it, he will kill you Come on Why are you sad mother? – Do you
have faith in me as your well wisher? Why do you say so? Your coach, sponsor,
everyone feels you should… …get coached by Eswar
l too believe in that l am saying this after a
good deal of thinking about it Why don’t you understand it? You don’t stay here, you go l felt very bad when you said the other day lf you again ask me to go
How will l go? l say this not to disobey you
l can’t be away from you Please understand me Bye! l said, bye mother Madam what happened?
– What’s wrong Madam? Bring some water Condition is serious
This is a myocardial infarction This is 3rd attack
We will do our best Mother is in
– Where?- ln lCU Kumara, where are you going?
To see mother – Listen to me l want to see my mother l want to know how she is?
l want to see my mother Leave me
l want to see my mom lf you want to talk with her, do it Go and see her Go and see her – No l can’t
– Shouldn’t you see your mother? Mother would like to tell you something
– l am scared – Go and see her l am afraid
– Go, go and meet her Mother l have a last wish
– Don’t say it is your last wish Listen to me
– Tell me After my death…
– Mother… Listen to me once
– Tell me After my death go to your dad
and be with him Are you crazy? Do it for me – This is unfair
– l didn’t ask you to learn kick boxing lf you have learnt on your own
and has reached this stage Because it is in your blood Do you know, who is your dad? He has won Kick boxing
championship 6 times You worship his photograph,
daily in your room That great master Eswar is your dad l asked you to go to Malaysia
to get coaching from him Promise me that you will
meet him and stay with him l will do anything for you
But, please don’t leave me mother Mother Mother, look at me Look at me mother Mother l will kill you,
look at me mother Mother l can’t live without you Don’t leave me as an orphan mother l will kill you mother,
look at me once mother Say something mother
l can’t live without you mother l am pleading with you mother, please Mother Oh! my mother Without you l have no life Mother oh! my dear mother Words fail to express thanks For me to play as a moon You have come as sky Oh! my mother For me to play as waves You have come as a river Oh! my mother l walked holding your fingers l grew up in the shadow of your eyes Nair, have this key
Take care of the house l have informed everything
to your dad at Malaysia He will be waiting for you at the airport
Go with a happy frame of mind l don’t like him,
l never wanted to see his face But now l am going to that place Bye Nair ”KUMARAN” For whom are you waiting? Waiting for him
– That is me You might be the only father in world
to hold a name board for son You are handsome l feel sorry for Lakshmi’s demise That too when she
has died on an heart attack She was childlike
lt is a pity she had an heart disease Lakshmi did not like to see me
and l too, could not meet her till the end Why are you staring? She might be your mom
but she is my girlfriend Come Come on
This is our house. Come. Shalini, he is Kumaran,
Lakshmi’s son Not only Lakshmi’s son
but yours also, tell her Then, who is she?
– This is your stepmother Stepmother! One more surprise is,
you have a sister too Come. He is your brother, Kumaran
She is your sister l heard about your mother’s demise
l am very sorry What would like to have?
Coffee, Tea or Cool drinks l don’t want anything
– Then, OK You have met them
Come let us go. – Where? l have a nice place elsewhere for you
– l don’t like you Since my mother advised me
to stay with you l had come l have not come to
stay in a Hotel or a Guest house My mother has built a better
house than this for me, understand You don’t understand anything, come
l will be back When l asked you fondly
did you think you can stay here? lf anything happens to you
she won’t give even water to you Because she is your step mother and
not mother, it will all start this way Tomorrow she will tell something and
you will counter it, do l need all this? l have experience
Come on Velu!
– Coming sir He is Velu
He takes care of everything here Look, you take him to our Guest House
Tomorrow we should take him to Dozo OK, Sir, please hold this
Sir, you come Well, who is he?
– My Son – Son? He is fully-grown. Did you beget him
or buy him? Why should l bother? Helllo brother,
Don’t be aghast seeing Malaysia All are our men only
You are going to stay in the 10th floor Don’t stare, we can go by lift How is it?
Do you like the room? Will you stare for this too?
Then, take rest tonight Tomorrow, your dad will take you to Dozo Now, let me spend sometime with my wife Here, have the key
Bye! He is stiff even if he stares Mom, you asked me to come here,
l have come But have you seen him? He is happy with another family Did you send me to see this? l feel bad See My dream Come, let us go in
– Welcome! See, they are practicing Kick Boxing
lt is a Martial art They are like tigers l am going to make everyone
a champion. My happiness lies in it. Look at him See, how he is
He is the next champion He will win definitely
No one can defeat him. ls it boring?
You will not understand this From Tomorrow
you collect fees from the students Cleaning, Sweeping etc. Why are you staring?
This is our place. We should take care. You need to do it alone
Take Velu’s assistance My fate Doing work, is not wrong l didn’t mean it
l meant about staying with you Look at his audacity After all he is my son Don’t laugh
Be careful at Malaysia lt won’t work with me. At Chennai, a guy
tried to tease me l made him go mad What is she doing here? Dog!
Who is he calling me Malabar? Look here Where are you going? What is it?
– Did you see down? What is there to see? Oh God! ls no one there? Come someone Here l am
Kumara, where are you? What? Don’t you have
any other place to do exercise? At Chennai
You used to hang on all the bars Even after coming to Malaysia
You have not changed This is not exercise
l have slipped accidentally, save me Did you slip?
What are you saying? Yes, save me now
– How to save you? l had come here to save myself
But you ask me to save you Am l a Spiderman? To show my fingers like this
and save you with my web l am unable to hold it
– lf you can’t hold, then leave it Come, l am your best friend
– But seems you’ll put me in trouble, wait l am helping him Most men are hang like this because of
girls like you, and you recommend too l am coming – Come
– Have l reached? – Come Yes, come like that
Don’t look down Come on, come Leave me l am not for this game
– Listen to me… Close your eyes and come Even l did the same
Please come With closed eyes?
– Yes – Let me try l cannot come even with eyes open
How will l come with eyes closed? l don’t know which Temple is nearby
– Come here, l will tell you ln Sabarimala pilgrimage
Thorns and stones appear cushions to leg Oh God! Please have glimpse on me
Cleanse my sins Oh! Lord Allah! You are omnipresent
All troubles because of friend Come like that,
you have come close Goddess Chellaatha!
Goddess Mariyaatha! Grandson, l am Chellaatha
– Chellaatha means… My grandma and Sage Naradar
are going together How far is from here to the ground?
– More than 500 feet 500 Feet?
Oh God! Careful
Don’t fall Now what shall we do? 12B Bus will come
We can go to Teynampet Looks like there is a
straight bus to Kannamapet (Cemetery) Look there – Where?
– Over there – There? There is a small crack on the pipe My goodness!
The crack is developing Yes, hold the pipe strongly You had a girl friend and had some fun too
But l have had nothing Keep quiet
– Oh God! lt has broken See there
– Devil, demon No, she is not a demon
but a glamourous aunty Didn’t l tell you earlier… [CENSORED] …that it would be aunty’s
– Yes you did Rape? – lt is not a rape
Aunty, you mistook us Why do you… What is the noise inside? l will hold your leg
– Don’t catch the leg Close the mouth
– Her mouth? l have shut it My wife is bathing in bathroom l heard someone screaming ‘bell’
You are coming out with mouth shut What happened inside? [CENSORED] Stop, one after other are coming out
from bathroom like a porno movie You look handsome
Why are you wet? Sinners, all are walking out
of the theatre after watching the movie l am her rightful owner
Should l not see it? Here l come Why are you drenched?
– Not from toilet but from the bathroom Are you from Tamil Nadu?
– Are you from Kerala? Yes We give you electricity,
can’t you give us water? They are not giving us
– Why water? l can give you milk Milk? Are you Arjun’s mother?
Offering 4.2% milk Oh Gosh!
l am not yet married Not yet?
Then, l will consume l feel shy
l will see you later l have seen your back ls there a 11 o’clock show
in the next house? What were you doing? l told you that you will
roam on roads thinking about me But you are walking on pipes Do you thing
l walked on the pipe for you? l wanted to try walking on pipes
somehow slipped down l pity you, you were frightened
– Yes l am sympathetic, no matter who he is Forget about it, didn’t you
come to bus stand the other day? Who told you so?
Since you left, l forgot your face l saw you peeping into all buses
l was enjoying that sight Did you see me? Did that Malabar bus
drop you directly at Malaysia? Haven’t you come to see me?
– Gosh! l am here to see my uncle Then, you didn’t come to see me
– Don’t imagine too much? Why are you standing like
a Lighthouse at the doorstep? ls this guy teasing you? No Uncle, he was walking on the pipe
l was asking how he did that Stop with that,
come inside You go out When is he going back?
– Who? l meant your instant son
When will you send him back? He hasn’t come to go back
He is going to stay here What is your problem if he stays here? You said that you have
no connection with that family… …and no one would come to see you here
when you married me lf you introduce him as your son everyone
will know that l am your second wife Then, am l your concubine?
Does all this seem proper to you? You know very well that
l am married and have a son Lakshmi died,
where will he go now? He will stay here only This is injustice, you are
betraying me – Shut your mouth Did you see how she nags me?
lt is all my fate To be very fair
l betrayed your mother only But she talks as if l have cheated her Betrayal itself is an injustice
Are you advocating it? What she said is correct
You may betray anyone Take this month’s collection Oh God!
– Spare Him at least Why are you closing the door? Don’t be scared, l won’t harm you
Nothing, just a small thing l know, for my sake you have
come to Malaysia and you love me lf you accept the truth
you can go out without any problem lf you don’t
– Else… What?
– Else, what will you do? At the most you will unfasten 4 buttons
or come close to kiss me… …you know nothing more
– You are talking too much l told you to bring that statue
– l am searching for it Come soon Have you noticed?
All my people are outside lf l shout now and say
you held my hands… …and tried to kiss me
then you will be caught So, be a good boy
and listen to what l say Your lips are reddish Cigarette, Beer, Brandy, Whisky, Rum,
Gin, Kutka, Mutka, Marijuana etc. Don’t you use any of these? Forget about it
At least a Malabar Bidi You are a wastrel Now, it is lipology You are mad after a Malabar Girl
and have come from lndia to Malaysia Right?
– Wrong lt is right
but it won’t workout You are not in the mind
of the Malabar girl, poor guy Apologise and go
– Apologise? No chance Would you like to apologise to me
or to Malaysia police? Not like this,
in your usual Tamil Nadu style Go
Go on Now-a-days you behave oddly
– Thank you! – l will see you Forgot Chennai’s tamil
because of you Forgot Chennai’s tamil fully O Kerala parrot! Tell me
Do you mesmerise? Forgot Chennai’s tamil
because of you Forgot Chennai’s tamil
because of you O banana! O butter skin river!
Am a pepper creeper Forgot Chennai’s tamil fully O! friend with… O friend with a hibiscus colour Thousand accidents
on road because of you Moon would appear to glance you Moon would appear to glance you Would fade on seeing your beauty Forgot Chennai’s tamil
because of you Chennai’s tamil… Love Kathakali… Darling, l saw stars
at the corner of your eyes Love Kathakali
l see in your eyes Onam festival
l see in your heart Areca trees
l see in your neck Oral rose
l see in your lips Forgot Chennai’s tamil
because of you Forgot Chennai’s tamil fully O Kerala parrot! Tell me
Do you mesmerise? Forgot Chennai’s tamil
because of you Are you new?
– Tie this up Show your hand What is your name? Does it take so much
time to say that, come on tie Are you dodging the punch? Let me see,
how you dodge now? Are you a boxer?
You dodge punches What happened?
Who is he sir? Doesn’t know to tie straps He would have broke my little finger
He stares at me when l questioned him Won’t you do anything the right way? He is new, will be alright in due course He is my son l didn’t know
– First he must know who you are Look here, you are my son
But he is my successor He is a champion
Much above you Much above you Vela – Yes boss
How come you are here? Why didn’t you come for work?
– My wife is sick What happened?
– Please come in Prema, my junior boss has come Please relax
What happened? She had been getting fever
intermittently for last 2 days No one at home to help her
l need a day’s leave, l’ll be back tomorrow What is this?
You relax Come with me, have this money Take her to a doctor
You need not come, l will manage Why are you doing this?
Where is Velu, didn’t see him for 2 days? His wife is sick, he has not come So what, if wife is sick?
Let him get medicines for her and come ls he doing service to her?
Effeminate, doing service to wife All people won’t be like you He takes care of his wife
He didn’t ignore her and desert her That is the hallmark of good husband Will you kill me?
Always torturing me How do l appear to you?
Do l look like a villain to you? l will slit you. l have been
watching you from the beginning lf you talk anymore… Why are you touching this?
This is a statue Shaik Fakurudeen
has ordered it for 5,000 dollars He is on his way
with cheque to take delivery Go man Oh goodness! lt has broken into three pieces Come Shaik As required by you the statue is ready We toiled for 15 days
until the chisel became blunt lf you keep this
before your palace in Malaka No dog will enter your place
– What do you mean? l meant nobody will dare to enter People would be
spellbound looking at the statue Look, if the statue
doesn’t come the way l want… l know, persons behind me
will shoot me at my back lf you look at it light
you will be taken aback Why are you standing like
a statue in front of the statue? Go that side This will be a prototype for beauty
– See it – Let me see l said prototype
but the front appears different Don’t mistake me Because it was chiseled in haste
it has come out like this You don’t say anything Come here Give me your hand What a creative work?
So beautiful l have gone abroad and
have a huge collection at my palace But, l have never seen like this The specialty is that
the entire beauty is in the front You stand out there
Give me your hand This is not a mere hand, but is a chisel But l won’t pay you 5,000 Dollars Please…
– No l will pay you 50,000 Dollars Give him a cheque for 50,000 Dollars Why is he using abusive language? l planned to keep it my lawn
Now it will be kept in my bedroom Bye! – lt will be an
orgy in midnight hereafter Alas! you have lost a customer l had changed the part
and spoiled your business No, you have lifted my sagging business What do you say? Because of you now
l am going to earn 50,000 Dollars ls it so? – All that l manufacture here
you change as you like So you are staying with me
What is that you need now? Your wife – What?
– l need a cup of coffee Come down Come Why are you always angry with me? ls it because l left your mother alone? Did she tell you that l tortured her? Never, she cannot hate me That’s why she had sent you to me She has understood my love When my mother was alive,
she never spoke bad about you She never allowed
even me to comment about you Tell that To that extent she loved you
But you don’t deserve it What do you know about it? l loved my Laklshmi equivalent to my
Kick Boxing, do you know? Take rest tonight Tomorrow after warming up
will go for the match You are going win certainly
you are this year’s champion This is a big opportunity for me
l will never miss it Lakshmi Sir, Kumaran not well,
Madam has taken him to hospital What happened? Kumaran is laid up
with fever, he is in the lCU l am afraid
– Don’t worry, nothing will happen Went to your house
heard that your son is sick How is he now? lt was severe during night
now it is better So, you did not sleep whole night How will you participate in the match? l am all right, l will participate Winning is important,
look how tired you are l will certainly win How will you win?
l have invested lakhs for you l you lose, what will
happen to my reputation? Please don’t make this a big issue He is prepared to come with you Please go with them, l will take care
– OK, come on Take off the gloves and wear bangles
you are fit only for that You should have died
when you were defeated You should have died l have never seen you like this l am afraid, why do you…
l have lost because of this The love you have on me
the affection l have on my son… …all these trivial things made me lose Sit down l cannot live, with an ideal to be a
good hubby and a good father My ideal is to become a champion An austerity Wrong, Person like me
should not have married The day l married you
l had the first defeat When l had a child
lt was my second defeat l am scared,
l will lose forever like this Not that l don’t have
affection for you or Kumaran Leave me alone for sometime l must win the championship
Until then l don’t want anything For a short while let us part Till yesterday we loved truly
Hereafter that love will disintegrate Further let us not witness it together Let us not denigrate love Whenever you won, l was happy
l had so much love for you lf that is going to be
a barrier for your success l don’t want lf winning is your ambition
l too have an ambition However hard l toil
l must bring up my son lf you can manage without
me and our son for sometime Thereafter destiny will decide our life That destiny never allowed
me to meet her till the end But l didn’t leave it
l did win To forget that one defeat
l won consecutively 1,2,3,…6 times
Look there All this is OK
How did you get the step-mother? That was an obligation
After my defeat no one took notice of me Then Shalini’s father
sponsored me and trained me So what, did he sponsor his daughter too? Don’t argue with me,
try to understand me He requested me and…
l did not know about Lakshmi’s whereabouts So l married her
Don’t look at me like that l am not a merciless man
l know about my Lakshmi She is clever, she can
manage on her own l know she can bring up
her child responsibly So l was peaceful here is it So, husbands of all
working women can desert their wives Since l took a decision then Now, in Malaysia at
lnternational level l am champion Don’t always clamor you are a champion What kind of a champion are you? What have you done?
6 times you have defeated visible opponents ls it a big thing?
But, my mother has been… … battling 1000 invisible
opponents and have won She is the real champion in life
You are nobody before… Don’t say you are
good under influence of liquor We are not so gullible to believe you lf anything is left out
drink and go to sleep. Now let me go What is he saying?
Please listen to me Only fools will listen to you Please have it Don’t feel sorry, l did it purposely These fellows come only for dashing ldiots
– Yes, yes This is the girl whom l dashed,
how is she? Very nice No don’t do Room No. 105, come to my room
– Don’t do, listen to me Malayalee Girl!
We are also from lndia Why have you stopped?
l think it is OK Come close now
Why are you staring at us? Are you a hero?
– Me? No we are just eating Because l am handsome
she is standing next to me on her own You mind your business
– They say, they will take me with them Who are you?
– Me? Don’t kid, will you not save me? Am l mad to fight
with them to save you? You are not mad,
l am mad after you l have come to Malaysia only to see you ls it enough?
– Come on say it again What is that you are talking to yourself? lt is personal matter,
please don’t disturb You tell me
– Kumara, l love you. Say that in Tamil Nadu style Kumara, l love you Mind your business After a long gap they are together What do we do then?
– Have some beer in the bar and then piss off What do you think of us?
Assault them You are a hindrance to the fight Please stay here
l will finish and come lf girls are alone
will you call them to your room? Don’t hit me, it is paining Go Where are you dragging me? Let me tell you, follow me How long you made me wander? At last l made you to say Will you admit now, that l win Tell me No, Neither You nor Me lt is your mother who has won My mother!
Do you know her? Yes, l know her very well The day after the semi-final match got over
She met me Kumaran is no one else, is my son ls it true aunty?
– Yes l knew, you liked him very much He too loves you dearly l heard you are leaving tomorrow l don’t know,
Whether he would express his love or not Let me say All his wishes must end up in happiness That is my only wish Now he is in love with you Even if l am not here,
you must be with him Why do you say like this aunty? l have some heart problem l don’t know,
what will happen, when? l expect you to be
with him always in life Will you give that assurance to me? You have a great mom lt is good that l spoke to her
for 10 minutes Else, l would have missed a lot l like you very much But l was not aware about your wish After talking to your mother
l have decided you are everything for me Soon, l got permission from my parents Are you glad? l wanted to share this earlier
But you were teasing me all along l too wanted to tease you ls it?
– Yes At times when l fooled you
l had a hearty laugh lt is alright But you and mother,
misunderstood one thing So far l tried to understand
whether you in love with me or not? Nothing more than that,
l did not love you What do you mean? Yes, if l had thought so
l would have expressed it to you straight Did l ever say, l love you?
Tell me, did l tell you? ls it not? Somehow, l wanted to know
if you are in love with me l have found out
that is all But you have started
talking about love and all… l was kidding
l said it for fun Sorry, l just lied l said sorry ls it Tamil Nadu style?
– Malaysian style How is that? Shall l keep you on my waist?
This green parrot is crazy about me Should l hold you on a noose?
Lift me and hug me in your river l am the king of eighteen villages
Won’t this rose bloom on my touch? l am the queen of eighteen villages
You take me somewhere Won’t touch you unless l am athirst
Won’t leave unless l relish you Won’t give instantly
Won’t leave you too You punch it hard
-Shut your mouth Shall l keep you on my waist?
This green parrot is crazy about me Should l hold you on a noose?
Lift me and hug me in your river You are a three-river
l am a four-river Hunger makes me mischievous Became a seven-river…
When your fingers ascended me… Your heat melted my bod O Parrot! You shy in vain
Cat has reached the pot O boy! Your mush pricks me
You conceal your desires lf you go in front
l will follow me lf you follow
l will give it on my own lf it drizzles on hilltop
waves collide You punch it hard
-Shut your mouth l struggle with this bosom daily
can’t we eat to satiate hunger? O deer! You uprooted me
with your eye-axes l am fuddled Will you come with lisp talk?
Will you give me cotton candy? Come as a ‘Vadipatti drum’
Seek and join me as a shadow Shall l mount your shoulders
like a green parrot? Your eyes cut me like a locust Ants mount the sugarcane
-Oh gosh! Veins become mischievous You punch it hard
-Shut your mouth Shall l keep you on my waist?
This green parrot is crazy about me Should l hold you on a noose?
Lift me and hug me in your river l am the king of eighteen villages
Won’t this rose bloom on my touch? l am the queen of eighteen villages
You take me somewhere You punch it hard
-Shut your mouth Cheers, drink Are you not drinking? No, l vomit if l take soft drinks So, l will have some hot drinks
to maintain my family dignity You have succeeded in love,
Would you like to have a small peg? l don’t want
You may Black is my favorite colour Why are you interfering?
– Do you know, what he is doing? ls he doing without my knowledge?
Who are you to ask that? l am your brother Brother?
Where you born to my mother? Don’t try to control me
with imaginary relationship My family and your family are different l am in love with Anand l will roam with him, anywhere Not only roaming,
l will do whatever l like Who is he to slap our daughter? What connection does he have
with this family? For the past 4 years,
Anand is a family friend She used to inform me whenever
she goes to discotheque with him lt is common to go to
discotheque in Malaysia He has come from Tamil Nadu
and is behaving like a brute Have we ever hit her? Then, who is he to hit her? Don’t ask that repeatedly
He is my son He was born to me before our marriage Who are you to hit Swapna? What way you are related to her? Are you my father?
Do you have any doubt about it? lf you are my father
Then, she is my sister She is my step-mother lf she is your sister,
will you beat her for going to disco…? They did not go without my knowledge They have gone with my permission l am her father You are an irresponsible father You may send your daughter
But l won’t send my sister Fool, it is not like that How do we know?
They could be in love lf he truly loves her
He would not have taken her to toilet You may tolerate, if someone
take your daughter to toilet lf someone takes my sister to toilet,
l will kill him Lakshmi, lots of difference
between your and my upbringing Mr.Easwar, having faith on you
l have sponsored Anand Now, Anand has joined
our competitor GK Company What sir? lt sounds silly Not for us,
Our company appears silly to you This is a prestigious issue for us To make Anand play for us
We have invested lakhs Anand is going to announce tomorrow
that he is representing GK Group No Sir, it won’t happen
l won’t allow that As per agreement,
Anand must represent our company Else, you may have to face the music Must perform well
in the ensuing competition What happened to you?
Why are you behaving like this? ls it because Kumaran fought with you? l will ask him to apologise to you l will make him prostrate before you Come, let us go Easwar, don’t disturb us unnecessarily l have come to take him, come He won’t come,
We are sponsoring him Are you not ashamed? Train someone else, if you can? Who is he?
l have spent 4 years to groom him Come with me
– Sorry sir, l won’t come Now, l am going to fight for them l will kill you, all are watching,
l feel ashamed. Listen to me. l am your Master
– l have paid monthly fees for that Does our relationship end with fees?
Have l taught you just for fees? l have treated you like my son Anand don’t listen to them You will not come up Break his limbs What happened? – lt is 1 o’clock
he hasn’t come back yet He would be lying somewhere drunk
Will come tomorrow Go back home No, Even if he drinks
He will come home safely l am scared
– Don’t be scared unnecessarily Morning he will come, go home No, it is unusual,
He used to come at 10 o’clock normally But, today father hasn’t come back Father not come back, not come back l have waited for 20 years,
Father never came back My mother waited for 25 years
Father never turned up You are making a big issue for one day He won’t die, go back home You don’t have any
affection towards your dad You mom would also have been like you Hence he had left her. Come.
We should not have come here Someone has assaulted your dad
He is hospitalised Dad, who has hit you?
Tell me Anand has betrayed me l have lost my prestige, respect and all
– What happened? What are you doing?
– Brother! Where are you taking me?
– Sir! Where are you taking me? Where are you taking me? Tell me who hit him? Who is that?
Who hit him? What? Should we be
scared for you or for this lame guy? Don’t listen to him
He is provoking you We are the ones who hit him All are trained, don’t fight Kumara They will kill you
Kumara, No He is single,
he doesn’t… know… What happened? Come on How can you hit him?
You should be proud to have such a coach lf l ever see that Anand again
he is a dead man. Go and tell him This is my dad
the great Champion Easwar He is my own dad lf you dare to touch him
l won’t hit, but will slice you Will butcher you to pieces Do you know kick-boxing? Why didn’t you tell me
– What? – That you know kick-boxing… l will win him through you l will train you Come on You are my Champion l will win him through you Who he might be?
ls he hundred warriors? ls he a five-fingered archer
who’ll conquer the world? Who he might be?
ls he hundred warriors? ls he a five-fingered archer
who’ll conquer the world? Sun ring never fades
Will River Ganges be idle? No fear till the reach of peak… Mother is at heart to
sport dot on forehead Father is nearby to help you to win Tearless eyes are your eyes You sleep in one eye You carry yourself You live forever Hey! Confront till end ls he a jungle tiger? ls he a blowing storm? ls he a volcano
who consumes fire for thirst? What?
Go What? lf l hit you,
she is anguished ls it love? ls it a one-sided or two-sided affair? Whatever it is
let it not end in suicide Look, if you have decided to marry
then continue your love, else, leave it Anyone will love only to
get married and not to run away l am not like that
l will live with her till l die For anything, will you
insist the same point? Do you have a tongue or a fang? Always you talk about your mom l have made all statues perfectly You only have to damage them
– ls it so? You may take it Mr. 1 2 3 – Namboothri
– Some ‘thri’ Join 2nd piece of 3rd statue, 1st piece of
2nd statue and 3rd piece of 1st statue Oh my gosh!
See how he joins things A small problem
– What problem? Yesterday, didn’t this customer
buy an elephant statue? She doesn’t want it – Why?
– She wants a snake statue Snake statue?
Where will l go for one? Give that Elephant statue lf you have faith
even a trunk will become a snake African Anaconda
– Hand over that, give it Smart guy! Excuse me, what did that lady buy? She bought pesticide for her farm
– Pesticide? Give the phone to dad
– Hold on a minute Who?
– Here, it is Kumaran Dad, do we have any farm house? Why, do you want a share in it?
– Don’t kid, tell me l don’t have anything else
except the Boxing school and you He has kept the phone We must listen to him
and he will not listen to us What is all this? Anand cheated her He has made her pregnant
and he is disclaiming it Earlier when you scolded her,
l mistook you Now, to have such a girl
l have decided to die with her After my mom’s death
l came here as an orphan l was happy to have you and a sister
and how can l be without you? Don’t inform dad about this
l will take care of the rest l will make Anand to admit it You stay here l want to talk to you
– l don’t know you You may talk as per your wish
but listen to me Tell me About my sister’s…
-pregnance? She told me. l asked her to abort it.
Hasn’t she done it yet? Don’t you have a grudge only on me? You can do anything to me
But don’t spoil her future Does it mean that l am responsible for it? There are lot of guys in the school
did you ask all of them? What is this?
You shouldn’t speak like this You know how much she loves you She loves you dearly
l plead to you Listen to me
Don’t betray her – Brother! No need to plead to
this scoundrel for me You keep quiet
Am l not talking to him? No need, listen to me
Mom, tell him – Stop it Don’t plead to him For 4 years your dad
was under his spell… – Not that… Betrayer, he will not prosper
You come Why did you come here?
lf l tell him, he will accept her Come. No need.
– You come on – Leave me Only 2 days left You should only think of
boxing stage and your opponent’s face Don’t deviate your attention What?
Why are you dull? Mom was alive during semifinals
l won it, now she is no more But she will definitely come
for tomorrow’s match You reserve a seat for her beside you You must attack Kumaran
vigorously in the match lt is not tough to win him
You can win him easily You are underestimating him
Singlehandedly he has beaten 20 of our men Now he is under special training
from Easwar Master Don’t you know that?
– What he says is right? We must outsmart him
We must attack him psychologically Yes dad – l am going home
Go to bed early l will be back at
5 ‘o’ clock tomorrow morning Yes dad
– Bye! Dad! Oh God! Dad! Dad, how do you feel now? Nothing, l am fine
– You will be alright We met the doctor
He said not to worry You have the match tomorrow
Come, let us go for practice Yes, go to practice
– l want to stay with you We are here to take care Just a minute dad
Please come Tell him Listen, l can’t leave
my dad even for a minute Why are you obstinate?
Have you forgotten about tomorrow’s match? l am not bothered about tomorrow’s match Our company has spend many lakhs
for you, but you talk irresponsibly Money can be earned anytime lf something happens to my dad
will you take responsibility? We are not fools to
listen to your sentiment lf you cross swords with us
you may have to face us at court… …then you can forget about
kick-boxing forever Do it first
– Come here Are you mad?
– No dad… Listen, you must win this match
and become a Champion That should be your ambition
Don’t spoil our efforts Dad, nothing is more important than you l will go l will stay with you
and go to the match Thanks to everyone You must thrash him
l want to see his agony Don’t leave him
Thrash him Not enough, give him more What blows are these? This round he shouldn’t be spared
Kill him l will marry you sister lf you lose this match
l will marry your sister Why is he…? Come on
Come Hit him Why are you losing to him? He has agree to marry – What?
– He has agreed to marry sister Dad! Why are you getting hit by him? He has betrayed us by
attempting on your dad’s life Listen to me, don’t get hit
Strike back Yes brother, never mind
even if he doesn’t marry me You should not lose to him
Strike back Keep quiet
– Please hit him Go on
Thrash him! No dad! Dad! Get up! Did you believe what l told you?
What will you do if l don’t do it? l pity you Get up What are you saying? Brother! Now, listen to me
l won’t marry your sister Look there… She is my fianc*e What will you do now? You don’t know about him He is losing for the sake of his sister
Else, he would have killed you Do whatever you can Don’t spare him Come, if you have the guts
– Come Don’t divert your attention
You are born to win Depression only can generate energy
Consolidate your full power Come Don’t take it to heart
Marry my sister. She is a good girl. Look there… See, she is walking off
But my sister is not like that She is always thinking about you
My sister life is important to me More important than her is
her yet-to-be born baby lt shouldn’t be a
father-less child like me l know the agony. Like me,
it should grow without a father Don’t let it grow without a father l feel like prostrating before you Why dad?
– Forgive me How can l exist without you? O mother!
O my mother! Without you l have no life O mother!
O dear mother! Words fail to express thanks Will our nuptial night be in
Kerala style or Tamil Nadu style? How hasty you are?
l will hit you l will do Lipology
to find the sex of our kid lt can’t be found out from
Lipology, go man – How do you know? l will tell you after marriage
– What happened? – Nothing Then…
– Look at that beautiful couple… Do you mean that wastrels?
– What? l couldn’t follow