Madonna Carpool Karaoke


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING
ME AROUND THE CITY. I DON’T KNOW NEW YORK THAT WELL. AND TO HAVE A GUIDE LIKE YOU IS
WONDERFUL.>>YOU NEED TO GET.>>I WOULD LOVE TO.>>OH MY GOD.>>HE CUT YOU OFF.>>HE CUT ME OFF IN A BIG WAY.>>DRIVE UP, I’M GOING TO GIVE
HIM WHAT’S WHAT.>>YOU’RE A [BLEEP].>>I’M NOT THE [BLEEP].>>I’M NOT THE [BLEEP], HAVE I
NO CHANCE. HE CUT BACK IN, LOOK.>>SEE? YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT
BEHAVIOR. YOU LET PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH BAD
BEHAVIOR, THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN.>>DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO
SOME MUSIC.>>PLEASE.>>WOULD THAT BE OKAY.>>I DON’T LIKE REALLY RIDING
AROUND IN A CAR UNLESS THERE’S MUSIC.>>LET’S SEE WHAT IS ON THE
RADIO. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). ♪ STRIKE A POSE. ♪
♪.>>READY.>>James: YEAH. LIKE AROUND EVERYWHERE YOU TURN
IS HEARTACHE. ♪ IT’S EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO. ♪ JUST LOOK AROUND. ♪ YOU TRY EVERYTHING YOU CAN IT
TO ESCAPE. ♪ THE PAIN OF LIFE THAT YOU
KNOW. ♪ LIFE THAT YOU KNOW. ♪ WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
AND YOU LONG TO BE ♪ SOMETHING BETTER
THAN YOU ARE TODAY ♪ I KNOW A PLACE
WHERE YOU CAN GET AWAY ♪ IT’S CALLED A DANCE FLOOR
AND HERE’S WHAT IT’S FOR, SO ♪ COME ON, VOGUE
LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC ♪ MOVE TO THE MUSIC
HEY, HEY, HEY ♪ COME ON, VOGUE
LET YOUR BODY GO WITH THE FLOW ♪ GO WITH THE FLOW
YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT ♪ GRETA GARBO, AND MONROE
DEITRICH AND DIMAGGIO ♪ MARLON BRANDO, JIMMY DEAN
ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE ♪ GRACE KELLY, HARLOW, JEAN
PICTURE OF A BEAUTY QUEEN ♪ GENE KELLY, FRED ASTAIRE
GINGER RODGERS, DANCE ON AIR ♪ THEY HAD STYLE, THEY HAD GRACE
RITA HAYWORTH GAVE GOOD FACE ♪ LAUREN, KATHERINE, LANA TOO
BETTE DAVIS, WE LOVE YOU ♪ LADIES WITH AN ATTITUDE
FELLOWS THAT WERE IN THE MOOD (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ DON’T JUST STAND THERE LET’S GET TO IT
♪ STRIKE A POSE THERE’S NOTHING TO IT
♪ VOGUE MOVE TO THE MUSIC
♪ I FEEL SO INADEQUATE. ♪.>>HERE YOU GO. (APPLAUSE)
>>I THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING TO GO.>>YOU THOUGHT I WOULD GET
UNDRESSED.>>YOU DO SOMETIMES GET
UNDRESSED ON THE SHOWS.>>James: WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU’VE GOT A BODY LIKE THIS, IT’S ONLY RIGHT TO SHARE IT.>>YEAH.>>James: THAT’S WHAT I SORT
OF THINK.>>YEAH, BUT YOU DON’T WANT TO
FRIGHTEN ME.>>James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT
IS, I DON’T WANT YOU TO BE TOO AROUSED IN THE CAR. WE HIT THE ELEVATOR RIGHT UP TO
♪ THE ROOFTOP THE BASS IS PUMPING
♪ MAKE ME WANNA SCREW THE TOP OFF
♪ YEAH, WE’LL BE DRINKING, AND NOBODY’S GONNA STOP US
♪ AND WE’LL BE KISSING ANYBODY THAT’S AROUND US
♪ I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT BLOW UP THIS (BLEEP) TONIGHT
♪ PULL ME OUT OF THE FLASHING LIGHT
♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH LET ME BLOW UP
♪ THIS HOUSE TONIGHT GONNA BLOW UP
♪ ♪ ♪ (LAUGHS)
♪ WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME WE GOING TO DO THIS
♪ ALL NIGHT LONG WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT
♪ NA NA NA NA WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME
♪ WE GOING TO DO THIS ALL NIGHT LONG
♪ WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT BITCH I’M MADONNA
♪ BITCH I’M MADONNA BITCH I’M MADONNA
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: OH MY GOD, THAT IS
THE FIRST IN CAR TWERK I HAVE EVER SEEN.>>REALLYK I’M SHOCKED.>>James: IS THAT A REGULAR
MOVE FOR SNU.>>NO.>>James: DO YOUR KIDS LIKE
THE NEW STUFF?>>THEY DO, ACTUALLY. THEY LIKE THAT SONG VERY MUCH,
YEAH. MY KIDS ARE QUITE REBELLIOUS.>>James: IN WHAT WAY?>>BECAUSE I DON’T– I’M– MY
WORK IS REBELLIOUS BUT MY LIFESTYLE IS NOT REBELLIOUS. I DON’T SMOKE, I DON’T DRINK, I
DON’T PARTY 6789 I’M QUITE SQUARE.>>James: REALLY?>>I HAVE A VERY PREDICTABLE
LIFE AND– YEAH, I MEAN JUST KIND OF A BORING CONVERSATION.>>James: NO, IT ISN’T. I FIND IT FASCINATING THAT YOU
WOULD EVEN SAY THAT PA DONNA IS A PERSON WHO IS OUT ON STAGE AND
THEN IT MAKES SENSE TO HAVE A DIFFERENT.>>AND THEN GI HOME AND I’M
JULIE ANDREWS, THAT IS THE KRUKS OF THE MATTER, GIVE ME A NU N’S
HABIT.>>James: YOU COULDN’T BE A NU
N.>>I KIND OF WANTED TO BE A NU
N.>>James: REALLY?>>I DID. I LIKED THE UNIFORM. IT’S KIND OF PRER VERSE. I IMAGINE ALL SORTS OF THINGS
ARE GOING ON UNDER THIS BIG LONG ROBE. YOU KNOW,– WAS EX-COMMUNICATED
THREE TIMES.>>James: I DID NOT KNOW THIS.>>YES, THE VATICAN
EX-COMMUNICATED ME. SO I THINK IT IS ONLY FITTING
THAT WE SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE MUSIC
♪ PAPA I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO BE UPSET
♪ BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS YOUR LITTLE GIRL
♪ BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW I’M NOT A BABY
DADDY, DADDY IF YOU ♪ COULD ONLY SEE
JUST HOW GOOD ♪ HE’S BEEN TREATING ME
YOU’D GIVE IT SOME BLESSING ♪ RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE WE ARE IN LOVE ♪ WE ARE IN LOVE, SO PLEASE
PAPA DON’T PREACH ♪ I’M IN TROUBLE DEEP
PAPA DON’T PREACH ♪ I’VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP
BUT I MADE UP MY MIND ♪ I’M KEEPING MY BABY
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: YOU ARE MUSICAL
THEATER FAN.>>I LOVE MUSICAL THEATER, LOVE
T BUT OLD SCHOOL MUSICAL THEATER.>>James: YOU WERE IN ONE OF
THE BEST MUSICALS OF ALL TIME.>>THANK YOU. WHICH ONE.>>James: HE VITA.>>OH, HE.>>James: EVA PERON SW WHAT DO
YOU THINK.>>YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR PALM A
BIT MORE, CHIN DOWN, CHIN DOWN. YEAH, I HAD TO LET IT HAPPEN. ♪ I HAD TO CHANGE. ♪ COULDN’T STAY ALL MY LIFE
LOOKING OUT OVER WINDOWS. ♪ STARRING OUT AT THE SUN. ♪ THOUGH I CHOSE FRSEDOM. ♪ RUNNING AROUND TRYING
EVERYTHING NEW. ♪ BUT NOTHING IMPRESSED ME AT
ALL. ♪ I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO. ♪ DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA
SNOATD THE TRUTH IS I NEVER LEFT YOU. ♪ ALL THROUGH MY WILD DAYS. ♪ MY MAD EXISTENCE.>>GOOD YOU KNOW THE WORDS. I KEPT MY PROMISE. ♪ DON’T KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. ♪ CHEERSZ PLAWS I KEPT MY
PROMISE.>>James: I’M DONE.>>THAT’S FINE.>>James: I’M DONE.>>OH GOSH
♪ DON’T GO FOR SECOND BEST, BABY PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST
♪ YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE HIM
♪ EXPRESS HOW HE FEELS AND MAYBE THEN YOU’LL KNOW
♪ YOUR LOVE IS REAL ♪ YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE HIM. ♪ EXPRESS YOURSELF. ♪ HEY, HEY, HEY. ♪ SO IF YOU WANT IT RIGHT NOW. ♪ BETTER LET ME SHOW YOU HOW. ♪ IT’S WHAT YOU GOT. ♪ BABY READY OR NOT.>>James: IN YOUR LIFE, YOU
DON’T HAVE A TYPE OF MAN?>>WOW, LET’S JUST SWITCH GEARS. OKAY.>>James: WOULD THAT BE FAIR.>>CAN I JUST SWITCH THE GEAR.>>James: YOU DON’T HAVE A
TYPE THERE IS– WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A MAN?>>I’M LOOKING FOR– WELL, YOU
HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND UNDERSTAND MY SENSE OF HUMOR
OTHERWISE WE ARE DEAD IN THE WATER.>>James: DO YOU THINK YOU’LL
GET MARRIED AGAIN? WOULD YOU BE OPEN TO IT.>>ARE YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY
PROPOSING.>>James: I’M ALREADY MARRIED.>>WHAT IS YOUR WIFE’S NAME.>>James: JULIA.>>JULIA.>>James: JULIA, YEAH, SHE’S
GREAT.>>SHE’S LUCKY.>>James: BLESS YOU.>>I THINK SO. LOOK AT YOU. I THINK THE BEST THING IN THE
WORLD IS TO MARRIED TO SOMEONE WHO IS FUNNY. ALL THAT IS MESSING IS A GOOD
DRESS SENSE.>>James: WHAT’S WRONG WITH
THIS? THIS IS ALL RIGHT.>>I MEAN IT’S VERY SEATTLE
1990S SWRZ OH, NO. I REALLY LIKE THIS SHIRT.>>IT’S ALL RIGHT.>>James: IS IT TOO MUCH? IS IT NOT GOOD.>>IT’S OKAY.>>James: THAT’S REALLY
BUMMING ME OUT. I WAS REALLY INTO THIS SHIRT. ♪ GLEF IRIN THE SKY AT NIGHT I
WONDER. ♪ DO MY TEARS OF MOURNING SINK
BENEATH THE SUN. ♪ AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT
HOME. ♪ AND I
♪ AND I FEEL AND I FEEL
♪ LIKE I JUST GOT HOME AND I FEEL
♪ ♪ ♪>>YOU WERE– DATING MICHAEL
JACKSON.>>I WAS.>>James: WHAT WAS A NIGHT OUT
WITH MICHAEL JACK ON OR A NIGHT IN?>>YOU WANT ME TO KISS AND TELL
THEN, DON’T YOU.>>James: DID YOU KISS?>>OF COURSE.>>James: NO.>>OF COURSE.>>James: YOU AND MICHAEL
JACKSON.>>BABY, I’VE BEEN AROUND.>>James: I DID NOT KNOW THAT. I DID NOT KNOW THAT.>>WELL, I HAVEN’T HAD THE CLANS
TO TALK ABOUT IT. NO ONE EVER ASKS ME.>>James: SO HANG ON. SO WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, YOU
OR MICHAEL JACKSON? WHO LEANS IN.>>WELL, I DID, IF YOU WANT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH BECAUSE HE’S A LITTLE BIT SHY.>>James: YES.>>HOWEVER HE WAS A WILLING
ACCOMPLICE. I DID GET HIM TO SORT OF LOOSEN
UP WITH A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.>>James: YEAH?>>YEAH WHERE. AND IT DID WONDERS. IT WORKED WONDERS.>>James: WOW.>>YEP.>>James: HAVE YOU EVER SAID
THAT BEFORE.>>NO, I MEAN I MAY HAVE SAID IT
TO A FRIEND.>>James: YEAH.>>I MEAN BUT NOW YOU’RE MY
FRIEND.>>James: I LOVE THAT.>>SO NOW I HAVE SAID THAT TO
ANOTHER FRIEND.>>James: IS THAT OFFICIAL,
CAN I SAY THAT.>>YEAH.>>James: I WAS HANGING O WUT
MY FRIEND MADONNA. I AM GOING TO SAY M.>>YEAH, AM I YOUR BITCH OR YOU
ARE MY BITCH.>>James: I’M YOUR BITCH,
THERE’S NO DENYING THAT. YOUR BUTLER.>>I DON’T WANT A BUTLER, I WANT
A BITCH. WE CAN HANG OUT AND YOU HAVE TO
BE SU SERVE YENT, IF YOU ARE MY BUTLER ARE YOU JUST SUBSERVIENT
AND YOU HAVE TO USUALLY WEAR SOME RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.>>James: I CAN’T IMAGINE
THAT.>>FIRST THERE IS THE RIDICULOUS
OUTFIT ARE YOU WEARING NOW.>>James: IT IS NOT
RIDICULOUS, IT ISN’T A RIDICULOUS OUTFIT T IS JUST A
SHIRT. I REFUSE THAT COMMENT. I WAS REALLY PUMPED UP FOR THIS
SHIRT. I THOUGHT I’M GOING TO PUT THE
RED SHIRT ON AND MADONNA IS GOING TO LOSE HER [BLEEP] FOR
THIS SHIRT. I’M NOT EVEN LYING.>>OKAY, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GET
ME WITH RED FLAN EL, BABY. HEY MR. DJ NOAT PUT ON A RECORD
ON. ♪ I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BABY. ♪ AND WHEN THE MUGSIC DIES I’M
NEVER GOING TO STOP. ♪ I AM GOING TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY. ♪
♪ MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE
♪ COME TOGETHER MUSIC
♪ MAKES THE BOURGEOISIE AND THE REBEL
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HEY MISTER D.J. ♪ OH, HERE THEY GO. ♪ HEY MR. DJ. ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪>>THANK YOU FOR DRIVING AROUND
NEW YORK.>>THANK YOU FOR DRIVING ME
AROUND NEW YORK.>>James: IT’S AMAZING.>>THE ONLY TIME I HAVEN’T
MINDED BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC. (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

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