Courtney: Rockin’ it Hawaii style! Surfing down this magic mile! Hoping I don’t get burned by, The lava that’s a-flyin’! Harold: One last chance to prove my might. That’s what keeps me up at night! Why else would I volunteer, For something death-defyin’? Courtney: I’m winning for real!
Harold: Yeah, yeah! I’m winning this deal!
Courtney: Yeah, yeah! I’m a surfing genie!
Harold: Yeah, yeah! I’m winning, you’ll see!
Courtney: Yeah, yeah! Owen: Sure, you’re stiff, and don’t move much, So what if you can’t such and such, You’re the queen… …of Heather’s team! So! Go show them you’re a winner! Courtney: I’m winning for Al!
Yeah, yeah! Cause I’m his kind of ga-al.
Yeah, yeah! Harold: Cody needs my mad skills!
Yeah, yeah! Givin’ Leshawna Some Thrills! (Lava starts shooting from sky)
Courtney: Ah! Ah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! D’ah! Harold: Ow! No fair! Owen: This is messed up, it’s true! Sorry, Blaineley, don’t sue! Harold: Step aside, let me through!
Yeah, yeah! Courtney: I’m still coming for you,
Yeah, yeah! Oh, I’m winning this time!
Yeah, yeah! Harold: Sorry Courtney, it’s mine!
Yeah, yeah! Owen: Sorry about my behind.
Yeah, yeah! Courtney, Harold and Owen: Oh, I’m winning this time! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Heather: Well, it’s a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup. I’ll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. Ah! Alejandro: Going alone just makes you look sad and pathetic. Plus, you’ll die without a trace.
Heather: Hey! Duncan: We teamed up and almost had a Zeke. I could see the zits right on his face. Really! We were that close! Heather: “Almost” gets you nowhere around here. You’re a loser duo, and that’s all. Alejandro: “Loser” is what the lion called you, when you couldn’t find your balls. Tranq balls, that is. I wonder where they went? Sierra: I better sing or I get kicked out. I got something I want to say. Cody?! Cody?! Cody? I ca- I can’t feel my face. Where’d you put it? Cody?! Cody?! Co… Heather: Well, it’s a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup. I’ll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. My leg. Alejandro: My hand. (gets punched) Duncan: My arm. Sierra: Ugh, my face. Alejandro, Duncan, Heather, and Sierra: Wake uuuuuuu-uh-uh-uup! Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuup! Courtney: Boyfriend kisser! I thought she was my friend, But now it’s time to diss her! Sure we had some fun times, But I’m not gonna miss her now! Heather: Boyfriend kisser! Courtney: You’re gonna get, what’s coming to you. If it’s the last thing, I ever do-oo-oo.
Heather: That’s right! That’s right! Courtney and Heather: That’s right! That’s right! Courtney: Let’s go a little back! We captured Duncan in a sack. Heather: I had a laugh attack When you stretched me on the rack! Courtney: All those times you made me smile, you wanted my man. All the while! Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious. Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser! Courtney: You’re not my new sister! You’re a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Heather: Boyfriend kisser! Courtney and Heather: You’re gonna get, what’s coming to you! Courtney: If it’s the last thing I ever do-oo-oo! Duncan: I know what you’re thinking, I’m thinking it too! Gwen: I’m not sure what you’re thinking, So maybe that’s true. Duncan: I don’t know what happened, but I have no regrets. Gwen: For real? Or because you-know-who doesn’t know yet? Duncan: Oh, it’s just between us! Gwen: Not exactly. Someone made a fuss! Duncan: They sure weren’t meant to see! But that locked door couldn’t secure our privacy-y-y-y! Courtney: He’s got such a great voice. I can’t make out the lyrics, speak up! Chris: Shush! Duncan: Fine! Let’s do it! Let’s clear the air! Gwen: Save it for later, look out for that bear! Duncan: Ahhh! The pain, the pain! To much to explain! Gwen: We’ve gotta stop what we’re doing! Cause this is just insane! Duncan: The boar-bear’s got me! And that’s seriously lame! Gwen: Thanks, mister boar-bear, I guess I win this game! Sierra: I love Paris in the springtime! Je t’aime Paris in the fall! Cody: That’s great, Sierra! Keep going! Sierra: It’s the city of love in the summer! But now, it’s just a bummer! ‘Cause… Cody broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names then laughed! Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy! Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy! Oui, my friends! The will-! Aww… Break your heart and chew it up then spit it out, and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then laugh! Cody: Wait up, Sierra! Owen: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through! Noah: Um, non, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe. Sierra: Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true! Heather: Cody! What are you doing? Cody: I’m trying! Sierra: Oui, my friends! Now, I’m stuck telling you… If you fall in love with a boy on TV, and then audition to get on the show, and then audition again, and finally get on his show, and be nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still- Oui, end up in Paris! Oui, feeling disparaisse! And the boy won’t even take you outside! Heather: They’re way ahead, so we’ve got to go! Courtney: We’ve got to build something to sail, Something we can row-ow! Sierra: It doesn’t have to be a boat! Courtney and Heather: As long as it stays afloat! Courtney: Heather and Sierra: Oh, why did we build Gwen’s face? Alejandro and Duncan: It’s almost ready, to set sail! Duncan: Just hammering in the final nail! Courtney, Heather and Sierra: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Owen: We really did this fast! Alejandro and Duncan: Soon we’ll be back in first class! Alejandro, Duncan and Owen: Because they built Gwen’s face! Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: We built Gwen’s face! Alejandro, Duncan and Owen: We’re gonna take first place! Courtney, Heather and Sierra: Because we built Gwen’s face! Courtney: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah! Courtney and Heather: We built Gwen’s face!
Sierra: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah! Owen: It’s creepy how they stand there, and don’t even blink!