Pandavulu Pandavulu Tummeda Full Movie || 2014 || Mohan Babu, Vishnu, Manoj, Hansika, Praneetha

“Pancha Pandabas in history
5 brothers here with honey bee” “Wow! Bharathanatyam, Kuchipudi
Manipuri, Kaththakali, dances many” “In Mahabharatha dance, drama, all round
Even Brahma’s pen will halt spell bound” “In this game of dice a coin in each square
Chance can give joy or sorrow, bewarel!” “Siblings 5 and bee like flowers scented
Smiling, con, connive enchanted” “5 brothers with honey bee” Shall we go the main song…okay? “Praise bo the Vishnu’s glory
Supreme God Lord Hari” “This world is on a hurry-burry spree
By playing cards, love bloomed secretly” “History will be retold through this story
From start to finish, don’t you worry!” “Even the battle of Kurukshetra will be shown
like the floral garden of krishna’s Brindavan” “With their magic wand you”ll see
they will present us a perfect pot-pourri” “One man and 5 boys in this movie
turn everything into gold picture-perfectly!” Tell me – Will you tell or die?
– I swear I don’t know Tell me You know
Where is he…? Please don’t beat me – Did he tell…?
– No, he didn’t, bro However hard I hit
he isn’t budging an incg Death is circling you Will you divulge
information or die? Tell Mumbai…! Let go of me, bro Spare my life, bro I’m beg of you
to let me go Cousin….?! Why did you shoot him? What if he had lied? Not just Mumbai, whichever
corner of this world… ….they cannot
escape from me THAILAND BANGKOK Indian guide? Risky to trust them
We’ll go on our own – TRUE
– Let’s move Hey mister!
One Minute Risk is my life
Possibility is my hope Impossibility is my enemy Danger is my game So you want
Indian guide or not? We don’t need any guides A student top priority is a guide Lord Krishna was the guide
Pandavas in the Kurkeshetra war Bhagavad gita, Quran, Bible
and your wives are also guides! They lead our human lives Very intersting We need a guide
like you, please Okay, let’s move Nice experience
Take this tip I won’t accept tips or gifts That is my character What a character Sir, why isn’t India developing like Bangkok
when we have so many wonderful tourist spots Because India is a dirty country Shut up Not dirty india
Dirty politics The Great India which is
being spoilt by dirty politics Every state has party Every party has color
and its own dress code politicians don’t even know
the spelling or meaning of MLA! They make Mother India
bow her head in shame! Oh! Cool, Naidu….calm down Your sharp tounge
and hands are itching…. ….to set things right
But they won’t be of help If I talk frankly in the Assembly
about our politicians… …I’ll end up creating tremors Some people may take it
as a personal affront You calm yourself down India VS Australia Come on
Try your luck Everyone is betting
for Australia No one is Bangkok is
betting for India There is…me! Praise be to India India will win for sure He’s betting for India
in a losing match…funny guy! In racing,records, rewards
in betting I am the ruling king Shall I come to the point? Ready? Bro….India will win?! Hew is overloaded with black money
in his back pocket, so he can afford it Good way to change
black to white 1000 bucks
for india to lose Opening the account Keep 1000 ready to give me He’s abusing me? No, bro God gave him sound box
but forgot the speaker! Can’t talk
I am his voice over Poor thing…he’s dumb India will lose
You also bet Listen, bro, in any election
een the last vote counts! Like how we cannot predict
a woman’s mind till the last minute Same way India’s last ball
will decide its fate It’s all mine Bro, even a losing match
India will come out a winner In all ways
always I will win Australia has won – Whaaat?
– Yes In this TV here
I saw India win Someone has taken you
for a royal ride, bro Smell these nots
Crisp fresh dollors Our idea never fails…playing
a dvd of a winning match! Catch him! He’s caught on to
ourtrick…let’s run You run ahead Hey Lucky! Bro…bro
Let’s go Our dad shouldn’t know
about this betting matter Correct, bro Hi papa Why did you eant
to see us urgently? Who won?
Australia or India? Breaking news of
our betting escapade, huh? Now our bones
will be broken We have money to buy
a pocket of cigarettes But 6 pack body? My dear sons!
Indoor or outdoor? No, dad…don’t We won’t do this again You keep borrowing money from everyone
I’m so ashamed I can’t even step out You are earning
with a fake dvd! papa….! We are teaching a lesson to those who take
short cuts to quick money and ruin families Don’t think you can fool me
with your smart Alec answers Life is a like a book The 1st and last pages are written by
God long ago as our birth and death What we fill up in the blank
pages in between is our life We are excelling
in our fill-up, dad All we’ve been doing
is swimming in debts! If we lose the pen
we can buy another one But if we lose the pen cap
can we buy that alone?! Fathers are generally cool like
‘Navaratna’ oil advertisement But like engine oil
you are so hot tempered If you get a maid- Sorry, if we had a mother… …we’d also have tender
loving care showered on us Phone without sim
Network without signal Children without mother are always
looked down upon by our society Mother sentiment is
working out well Mother, where are you? Amma…? Aunty….aunty
I’m ready Coming, Deepti Hello sir I hope you enjoyed
the rrr-ri-rides, sir 10,000 bahts After all the hair-raising rides
our hormones have also risen Where can we get
‘hot’ local gils? (stammer) He wants for tonight
not next year, tell fast Honey….! I don’t know about the girls
Give me the money – Get us the girls, we’ll pay up
– Is there any problem? Gopal, what’s the problem? They are not paying up Hey! Son of dog
Give him the money We only wanted an address
You gave us an awesome doll ‘Miss Beautiful…hot and super
Her body soars in temperature” Tell me- Oh oh stop! You brother from
another mother! I don’t welcome violence My school is to be just cool If you fight for 1 minute
you lose 60 seconds of joy Nice philosophy Continue You come here from India
for a holiday to relax Pack up from frustrations
refresh and enjoy nature, brother Why are you trespassing
into our space? OUT! Vijju gets mad ehen
a finger is pointed at him! Ask him to stop pointing
his finger at me like that I won’t
What will you do? – Stop, Vijju will handle it
– I’ll show him a thing or two Vijju Go away Cool down, okay I want ice cream Deepti, check if the breakfast is ready
Tourists will land up any time now Make it fast He’s mad about ice cream Hello…hey hey…Gopal! You’ll run the same
errand daily, huh? – Yes, same job, daily
– We haven’t made our 1st sale When do you really sell? How dare you
ridicule my restaurant! Let me go and
cool down vijju Cool? Vijju…again getting
into a fist fight, huh? How many times I’ve told you
not to get into a brawl Your fight-count exceeds both hands
and runs into thousands! You’ll never give this up, huh? Why do you
always blame Vijju? He was fighting those rogues
who tried to misbehave with me! Honey, don’t defend him Scold me, Honey My mom will never
understand me If I had a dad, he would have
hugged and appreciated me Not scolds me
like my mom does Phone without sim
Network without signal Children without farther are always
looked down upon by our society ‘Dad sentiment is
working out well for you!’ My son…Vijju! Sathya, however far you are
you’ll always be close to my heart We’ll shoot a video of this
and sell it to Youtube! – For what?
_ MMS craze What game is it? Excuse me?
Why are you lifting her? Chinese love-climbing bell If lovers ring the bell
then your love will succeed – Really?
– That’s our belief Vijju, that’s ‘true lovers’ bell it seems If you climb up and ring the bell
love you succeed it seems People her believe this So funny, ,right? For Honey’s sake, huh? Naturally It’s a waste of trying Te…te…te- in 10 days Honey is
flying off to Australia What’s the use of
your love and give? Whether she flies to Australia
or out of space she’ll belong to me Why do you need this love
with so many hurdles? My love has no hurdles, dude She has no dad to
argue about our love No mom to raise objections
No brothers to put a full stop All she needs to do
is accept my love I’ll be there for her Come with me, Honey Vijju, where to? You wanna have fun? – Fun…?
– Come Careful, Vijju Ring the bell Super Congratulations For what? Do you know
that significance? True lover’s bell If you ring it,
Love will be approved Do you know Vijju loves you? No, he just said ‘let’s have fun’ He didn’t ring it saying
‘let’s wish for love’! chillax! Honey, get ready
for tonight’s party “Monday is maddening
Tuesday is burdening” “Wednesday, pain in the wrong place
Thursday is head ache always” “Friday’s work load fries you from head to
toe Saturday rejuvenates you with a glow” “Happily, happily, paint the town red
Smile and sparkle gleefully spread” “Saturday night…night
Joy and jubilance at its height” “Saturday night…night
Joy and jubilance at its height” “Refresh…recharge…restore
To carry through 5 days more” “Reborn, rebuild, to re-begin
Resonate joys, rejoice within” “Pack up problems flit and fly this fun day
High five, go high, freak out in every way” “Happy, happily, live it up
Love and laughter no full stop” “Saturday night…bright
Bliss and buoyance at its height” “Switch off your mind today
Switch on your heart to play” “Then…what about SUNDAY…?! “Open (Mind) and deep sleep….!” – Cousin
– Tell me I’ve searched everywhere
except the sea, can’t find them How will I face uncle? Meet Daulat bai Who is that? ‘They are not in Mumbai?’ You fool! Are you playing
snooker or base ball? Are you purposely
talking in a code language? What happeened? Why are you bullying small kids? You call him a small kid?
He looks like a buffalo! Wait…bro Then are you
a bear’s neighbor? Don’t mess with me, Honey? Which brand?
Dabur or Lion?! Your face looks
like an oil can And what kind
of name is Honey? Jokers! Are you
troubling this girl? Is this your honey-bee?! I hate violence
You better stick to silence You know, Vijju is an iron man They he can
iron my shirts Super, bro Bro…does he sell br…bras? Why add commas
after world? I’m talking in commas but your
brother knows only full stop If you have guts
try and hit me Try and point
your finger at me Go ahead Point…point What’s the point of
all this commotion? What the hell are you talking here? You are creating nuisance Better tell him to stop
pointing his finger at me You try messing up with me
I’ll make mincemeat out of you Let’s go, we’ll deal
with them later This boat business is the best way to
bend the bones of the finger-fatal group – We are in great soup
– What happened? Our snooker-poker batch is
comperting with our boat business What happened? Bro! That finger-fatal group is here I’ll deal with them Vijju…? They are pointing
their fingers at us Instead of being in the An…
ani…Aniimal planet… ….Why are you parading
on this beach? Instead of being in
the Po…po…pogo channel… …why are you painting
our beach blue? Why are you
spoiling for a fight? We will uproot your flag with
our boat business on a firm footing Vijju will bury you before you get
your hand or foot in the business What is he saying? ‘Oil can’ is pouring something?! If you have gu…gu..guts
try pointing your finger at us My father has said, if I point a finger
at you, 3 more point back at me! If you want, I can
show something else They are scared now
to point a finger at us! Do you know
our background? – Your underground is trembling
– What your glorious background? The Great Dolly bhai Mohanlal
Mammooty We must attend the opening
of Ajay’s boat business Okay, boss Dolly bhai is coming – Greetings, bro
– Hello Where is the inauguration? Why late? Are we late? Let’s go Vijju, do something Don’t let them get a head start Give it to me Fast…before they come Let’s go Quickly Go with courage in your heart and
bring back treasures of the sea! Get on, sir I feel like I am sitting on
actress Kareena’s curves! Have fun Dolly bhai take off “Life is a beautiful journey
Who knows what tomorrow will bring?” “No one knows
what our future is?” My hands are stuck Did you apply some
kind of glue or what? You invited me for opening function
but looks like my closing ceremony! What has happened? Save me Save me, please Every time you come up with
some problem or the other All the jet ski-ing
equipments are spoilt The handle is missing DO something and
un-glue me from this Drug dealer is your financier You arestarting
a business with his money What’s this vowel-language? prem, look at him Lucky, why get into such mess
when you are bad with lies? Anyone does a mistake
you point a finger at me! Always like this
from our childhood If you mother was here
she’d have supported us And ticked them off Our father won’t help us
Let’s deal with them ourselves Wait! Ball is in my court now Whoever makes a mistake
is unanswerable to me Whether my children
or someone else’s Who is inside? come out Do you have boys borna and
brought up the wrong way? And they are messing
with my boy’s business Who is it? “Sathya, I love you…you love me!” “Sathya, I love you…you love me!”
Sathya, I touch you, you touch me” “Dear God
My good lord!” “When your beauty caresses me
Its fragrance…spreads gently” “I’m on cloud 9…really!” “Sathya, I love you…you love me!” “Sathya, I love you…you love me!”
Sathya, I touch you, you touch me” “stood before you draped ina sari
will you kiss me…are yoou ready?” “Kiss me soft and slow
Sit next to me, hug…don’t go” “Why talk and waste time here
Take me to the next level, dear” “I’m on top of the world, darling!” “His hormones working over time! Goodness
Not waiting till the wedding, avaricious!” “My parents haven’t said yes, but he says
no, he can’t keep his hands off me somehow” “Your curvaceous hip reminds
of soulful music from a clarinet, baby” “Life is treating me
ever so beautifully” “Sathya, I love you…you love me!” “Sathya, I love you…you love me!” “Dear God
My good lord!” “When your beauty caresses me
Its fragrance…spreads gently” “I’m on cloud 9…really!” Sathya!
I gave birtth to you No, daddy
My mother Shut up I brought you up No, daddy
The maid did Shut up! My name is Subbu My house is called dabbu (Money) That is exactly your disease! Shut up To be happy a man
needs 7 requirments Nore down 1 is air to breathe
2 is water 3 is food
4 is clothes 5 is money
6 is money 7 is money
8 is money- You added 1 more extra Cut the 8yh one Where is the richest person? Right in front of me Good Where is the poorest person? In front of you, sir Very very good What’s the distance between
the loftiest and the lowliest? 6 feet, sir Not the distance Why would I gave
my daughter to you? Virility How many children
can you father? How can I count the children
before marriage, sir? How do I check
your manliness? Give me and
I will prove my point What is your monthly income? 5 to 6 – Lakhs?
– No, 100s 100 rupees per day No, per month Even my maid can’t
adjust in that income! I can, sir I’ll hit you What will you adjust- Shut up Not that, sir- What’s your caste? Are you particular about caste? I am particular about
caste and cash We are not compatible Get out! Mr Subbarao, why are you
obsessed with money? Money can buy everything
But not love or peace Cool, Naidu….calm down You are here to finialize
an alliance, not to cut family ties You’ve won the girl’s heart
now win over her father too! Be cool and sail smooth! Hello! Exit is that side Father-in-law
Sorry, Mr Subbarao If I exit, it will be after
marrying your daughter Take my maid who is
ready to run with you Shall I go sir? I’ll kill you
Go inside Not her
You go inside I’m helpless, Naidu My dear madam….stop Here’s 500000 for you I don’t take dowry Who said it is dowry? It is for you to
give up my daughter My love for your daughter
cannot be bought Are you sure? It can’t be bought Take this suitcase Bend or send
I won’t accept 10 or 15. I won’t
fall for your bait Who specified an amount?
Turn back and take a look This is an empty suitcase
I’ll give you 6 months time If you fill this suitcase
with Rs 500000 …I’ll get you married
to my daughter Otherwise- I’ll be back with 500001 Mr Subbarao However rich a man may be… ….when he sneezes it is ‘ach’
not ‘rich’! You can check if you like I will be back – Sathya…?
– Naidu! I’m seeing you
after so many years You look the same
Like an Ajanta sculpture You look the same too
As tall as the Eiffel tower Your style and glamor
As awesomer as always In 19- Don’t mention the year, Naidu Why? Am I raking
forgotten memories? No…age After so many tears, are you
coming back for my sake? I didn’t even know
you lived here, Sathya I came regarding those idiots
who are doing that boat business Naidu! They are my sons They are your sons…? Who are the boys
fighting with my sons? They are my sons! – Your children?
– Yes Sathya, keep your boys under control Otherwise, you know what will
happen, if I lose my cool I know My sons are also like you
you keep your boys under control Take care Old love story On the exterior
they seem to be fighting Their feelings haven’t
changed in the interior I’ll decode it and
get all the details MUMBAI You went to Bankok
and came back with… …a fractured finger instead
of a ‘sandwich massage’! Don’t rub it in
My son is in a bad mood Please do something, bhai Okay, I’ll take care Kill him Where did you take this? Bangkok Siddha bhai, where are you? Daulat bro
Got any news? Got your stuff Really?
Let me see This is the girl
I’ve been looking for Where is she? In Bangkok In Bangkok…? My brother will see to it He will finish
this deal for you We found out
Honey’s whereabouts – Where?
– Bangkok I’ll come back
only with her Inform uncle Why are you circling me? Not just earth rotating, even life is a circle
You come back to where you began That’s how we met You didn’t, when you should have
Even if you do now, what’s the use? Whatever the time left
let us make good use of it Sathya, I’m strong in taking a vow
But my weakness is not letting it go Just as your father
challenged me… …I earned that money by toiling
night and day in 5 months, not 6! I came to your house dreaming of
seeing you ina wedding saree But no one was there I had no idea where
or how you were I was devastated Now you show up with your sons They are not mine! They are my father’s secretary
Sambaiya uncle’s sons My father faced great loss
in his business and died I adopted Sambaiya uncle’s sons
as he also passed away, that’s all But I didn’t get married or
have children like yiu did My life started with Usha the sun
and set with ‘Vennila’ the moon Usha, Vennila…..2 wives?! Don’t you know ‘Usha’ means
dawn and ‘Vennila’ means night? What about your boys? Let me tell you a secret
they themselves don’t know They are orphans Wow! What a love story – Love never has a expiry date
– Oh my god! By the way I’m Honey I’m Naidu We think of our boys
as our future Don’t tell them
about our past They will be distressed if they know
I’m not their biological mother Yes, they can’t bear it Okay….okay I’ll keep ita asecret provided you both
continue your unfinished Love story Get married and start
your 2nd innings Okay? ‘Children without mother are always
looked down upon by our society’ ‘If our mother was here
she’d have supported us’ ‘And ticked them off’ ‘If my father was here
he’d have supported me’ ‘And ticked them off’ What’s all this fa..fa..father
mother and marriage? When time favors you
a father walks into your life …when you’re yourself
as old as a father! Whether he crawls or walks
we don’t need a father! Gopal, you shut up! Do you know
what a father is? One who worries about his kids
without worrying about himself Great gift given by God That is dad You can convince us But how will this
wicked world react? Goddamn world! When your mom was working
with blood, sweat and tears… …did that wicked world
lend her a kerchief? Don’t lose out
on a dad’s love Same goesa to those
motherless children! Which motherless children? Just kids
Small kids 1 of those boys
can’t even talk! Oh my God!! I don’t care
what this world thinks I’ll make sure
my mom gets married I’ll welcome my dad He’s as old as a lighthouse
and he is falling in love now? College love
Not now They want to make
yesterday love blossom! We’ll get them married Uncle and aunty
get married, huh? Sounds awful We are ourselves
dying to get married You are thinking of love, marriage
and on top of it, gain our support We Won’t agree at all Shut up Do you know
who the mother is? God cannot be with us all the time
So he created an option: mother Mother is a Goddess
without a temple When such a mother knocks at your
door, you think it’s your money lender And refuse to
open the door! Your bad luck I need a mom I need more details about her That mother has…2 children 2 children? Just this small One is learning
to talk only now Even then
we must see them They are preparing for
their kindergarten exam! What? At the wedding, they will
appear as your gifts! Agreed Hello…slow motion Already a late marriage
and you are delaying it further Witnesses? He is the groom’s witness
She is the bride’s witness You? You ‘Weeping Buddha’!
What does it matter who I am? Register their marriage Sign, uncle Aunty, quick But the boys
aren’t here as yet Auspicious timne will pass
by the time they land up Come…fast…fast Sign here Wedding is over Happy married life Why is my left eye
suddenly twitching? My whole body is trembling Wonder what will happen now “Unexpressed words in your smile” What is this?
Marriage is over? We had to register before
the inauspicious time set in Dear, my sons OUR sons! Where have you
arranged the feast? Let’s go look for
our younger brothers! Little bro..junior..where are you? My dad is a bride groom Now we have a mom
who’ll feed us Why are you staring? We 2
They are 2 You are 3
Total 7 If we live together
we can be happy As 1 family Not happy
Un-happy! I’ll never live with them Me too Cancel this marriage Dearest…? Just now they got married? That’s why it is easy Throw that garland
on her face, dad I’ll get you a new one I’ll punch your face before that! Don’t laugh too much
Next will be your ‘tooth pick bro’ At least now stop all these
squabbles and quarrels We didn’t get married
for selfish reasons But to give you the parents’ love
you all missed out on! Be united from now on With them? – Impossible
– It is Impossible They will be staying
with us from tomorrow Okay, dear? I know
Dad will say ‘no’ Ajay, sons should
respect parents’ wishes Husband should see
the wife’s point of view This is her 1st wish as my wife
It is my duty to fullfill it I intend staying
with her from tomorow If you want to come
you are most welcome Uncle…! Aunty…? Gopal, get up Aunty!! Uncle, where is your luggage? Did you come
to drop uncle here? Yeah! Heis a school kid and
we must drop him in his hostel We came because
mom asked us to Wherever mom and dad are
we will also be, naturally! Vijju….? Rambo is angry Salutations to mother Whenever we asked for a mom
dad would buy us new toy We’ll see our mom in that doll
That’s how we grew up 1st time we are
seeing a mom ‘live’ Yes, mom, we’ve been
waiting for a mom’s affection “Greetings, my dear mother” “A big hello…to my mom dear” “May you be happy, dears
May you live for 100 years” “Like a star in the sky, shine
Spread joy like the sun sublime” “Greetings, my dear-” Why is he hurrying in
with a hammer, bro? No, don’t, Vijju
I invited them, no? They are your brothers Natural for them to stay
with their parents, right? True, Vijju
That’s why they are here Mom, which room
will they occupy? Your room Wh…where will we be?
Sto…stor- You’ll be in the sto…store room
and we’ll be in the bed room You take this room
And relax I won’t Only because your bads luck took
an U turn, you are here with us If you act up, nail to be hit
on the wall will be in your- Hearts’s ce…cen…cent- Got it
Let’s go Understood? Oho! Romantic couple Uncle….. happy? Wait for 2 days I’ll make the fighting brothers
turn into ‘5 pandavas’ Oh sorry
You carry on Honey Uncle, I’m so happy
to see you both like this – All the best
– Thank you Sathya, thanks to Honey
who made us one happy family True, dear It would be great if Honey also
becomes part of our family She is made for Vijju Vijju, why did you
bring me this far? I’ll tell you Fishing net? Hold it Put it down Why didn’t you
bring me here before? Everything has a time, no? Come here See Wow! Beautiful island Vijju, look at that gold fish I – love – you Vijju, I love you I love you too Honey….? Do I take your silence
as acceptance? “Don’t stare at me persistently
Don’t kill me provokingly” “Thoughts of you drive me crazy
my precious Honey bee!” “No tiny green chilly bites please
of my pink cheeks…don’t tease” “As second skin when you hug me
Intoxicated…giddy…I get dizzy” “You cling to me
like jasmine fragrantly” “You are like a loaded pistol
blasting my heart out of control” “Glit…glit…glittering
Step…step…stepping” “Only you can be
my dream gorl tottaly” “Shall I pinch You impishly?
Shall I embrace you gently?” “Shall I give my heart to you?
Shall I give my love so true?” “Without water
a plant can’t flower” “Without you in my life
I face emptiness and strife” “Life without a soul-mate
is a hollow hellish state” “If you are by my side
every moment is a joy ride” “My life went winding
thanks to you like a spring” “Like a cyclone you enveloped me
darling, with gestures stormily” “Shim…shim…shimmering
Wow..wa…waltz…waltzing” “Only you can be
my chimera completely” “I’m prisoner of your love sublime
I won’t leave you till the end of time” “Is your smile a combustion
of love potion or ammunition?” “Thief of yesterday, today, tomorrow
You’ve opened my heart’s window” “Is there a knife or scissor
in your sharp glance of fervot” “Oh God! Your eyes expressively
sliced the mango-like delicious me” “Like a new ball, you made me
cross new boundaries gladly” “You made me jump with joy
to everlastingly enjoy” “Shine…shine…shining
Tan…tang…tangoing” “My dream girl lovely
My one and only” “Shall I build you a temple in my heart?
For me to prostrate from begining to start?” “If you ask won’t I die for you?
My only true love, my beau” Honey! I’ve got
good news for you You’ve got your visa
to go to Australia What…you look so dull when
I’ve given you such great news God always gives me everything
but temporarily and he takes it all back When I was missing my family
Vijju professed his love to me So quickly God is
taking it away from me I van’t lose my happiness this time Isn’t this what you were
waiting for so long? I wanted to go to Australia
for a better life How can I get
a better life than this? So I wish to become
part of this family “You for you, me for me
that’s how life will be” Why this red…raging anger I’m feeling sleepy “Lord Krishna and Brindavan…” You should always be
the 5 united brothers “Lord Krishna and Brindavan
Belong equally to everyone” Mom has left Let’s switch to
the sports channel Papa’s gone
Let’s watch Pop channel Whoever has the remote
will decide the channel I got it Let me No, I can manage Listen to me- I told you I can manage
Why are you pestering me? Vijay! How could you?
Apologize at once to your dad Sathya, he didn’t mean to- My mother…her wish
She can hit me or yell at me Who are you to
come in between? Don’t poke your nose
You have no right to talk You shattered my happy life
bringing these people in He got married to my mom
for this house, not for love Don’t you dare deride my dad?
Is this Bangkok palace or what? It’s a goddamn hell
within 4 walls What rubbish
are you blabbering? Vijju, stop it Why are you fighting instead of
accepting each other as brothers? They can never
become our brothers Neither you our dad Didn’t I tell you right then
not to come and stay here? But you insisted You made a big mistake
marrying him, mom Vijju….my dear son I am so sorry I’m to blame for all this
stredd and distress Don’t worry, Sathya Their age to make us worry
Ours to take it in our stride By the time children
understand their parents… …they will become parents who will
be questioned by their children! That’s when they will realize
what it is to be in our shoes This is the human psychology
of every generation Generation will change But human psychology
will never change All said and done
they are our children Of course Of course, your children! Orphans whom you adopted
to shower mother’s love Hoisted them on
your shoulder as a dad Teaching them to
take their 1st step Gave them the best life ever
from the bottom of your hearts This was your big blunder You were the answer to their lives
which was a huge question mark And you changed your lives into
a question, your next big mistake If I tell them their true lineage- Honey! They won’t be able
to bear the truth They only lacked the luxury
their mother’s milk, that’s all They think I am
their biological father By blurting out the truth you will
ruin the reason for our wedding Even if we didn’t
give birth to them …they are our children totally Lucky!! Lucky, where are you taking us? Why did you bring the- Why did you come here? What…? What is he blabbering? What are you saying? Their mother is not
their real mother? Are they orphans? Don’t talk rubbish Take your hands off me You’ve gone
absolutely loony What Lucky says is true I knew this
before he found out Uncle and aunty made me promise
not to tell you but he overheard it tonight Super, Lucky! 1st time you spoke
and shocked everyone Was your mother wrong? One who raises a child cherishes
the act more than one who gives birth She set aside her own love and
showered affection on to you She was wrong Was your dad wrong? For your life’s sake
he forsake his life He was also wrong Why did our mother
hide it from us? What would you have done
If she had told you? Why did my dad not tell us?
I will ask him directly What will you ask? Why did you step in as my dad? He didn’t want you to know
because you’d be devastated Now go and tell
‘we know the truth’ And make things
worse for them Go and do that immediately Honey, none of us will
talk about this any more Lucky, you didn’t over hear anything
You didn’t anyone anything This truth will be
forgotten right here They will always
be our parents We shouldn’t upset them anymore Honey, you brought
the entire family one roof Those who fought
signed peace treaty I’ll celebrate this happy moment
with aunty and uncle I’ll confirm my love for Vijay
in front of everyone – Why is Reena here?
– For your sake Why so late? Sorry What’s the ne-news? I’ll tell once aunty
and uncle are here Didn’t tell you there is
something special brewing? Naughty fellow! Onew minute Hello uncle
Where are you? Why haven’t you come here? Found her Take her Who the hell are you? You are asking me
what I should asking you! Who is she to you? Try touching her
and you will know Finish him Isn’t it wrong to try and kill
my broyher in front of my eyes? Let go of me If you touch my dad
it is like touching my heart! – Hey! Come
– Leave her Who the hell are you
coming in between? Where are you rushing away? Vijju, don’t come If you don’t give me honey
I’ll slice her throat A single drop of my mother’s blood
and you’ll be hanging headless! Don’t
Stop it They have come for me
from my home town I have to go with them I called you all today
to tell you about my past The same past has
caught up with me Please let me go I’m sorry, I told you
I was an orphan, uncle It is only right on my part
to go back with them Don’t, Honey What bloody don’t
You better come Don’t hurt aunty Why are you
playing the martyr? You come along If anyone moves to save her
you won’t see her alive If you hide in Bangkok
did you think ik can’t catch you? Enough of staring
Get into the car Don’t worry, sir
She’ll be alright thank you, doctor How is your daughter now? My daughter is fine But what she and I feared about
Honey’s past has happened Why did Honey hide
her past from all of us? To know the details, 1st I must
brief you not about Honey ‘But about 2 villages in the border
of 2 states, Andhra and Karnataka’ ‘One is Pandavapuram
Another is Kauravapuram’ ‘Dharma’nna is a big shot
in Pandavapuram ‘He is like the adopted son of Dharma’ ‘Suyodhana is a big wig
in kauravapuram’ ‘He is like the illegitimate son
to atrocities and adharma’ ‘For all his misdeeds
his children were his weapons’ ‘There is also a story to these villages
like a page from our history texts’ ‘Residents of Pandavapuram
used to indulge in dance drama’ ‘….playing the roles of
only the Pandavas’ ‘The same held good for Kauravapuram
who enacted roles of Kauravas only’ ‘In the course of time, each had
thier own identity and family tree’ ‘When people all over celebrated
the harvesting festival in mid January…’ ‘…these 2 groups contested over
some issue annually without fail!’ ‘They gambled even to the extent of
staking their mothers or daughters’ ‘One particular year, Suyodhana schemed
a betting game with bad intentions wherein…’ ‘….the loser should not celebrate
any happy event for 14 years’ ‘But he lost the game and fell
into the hole he dug for them’ ‘So Suyodhana’s sons could
never get married for 14 years’ ‘After the stipulated time
they got a chance to take revenge’ You are back after 14 years to
gamble with us, what’s your bet? If I lose I’ll donate my wealth to
the people of both villages entirely I’ll leave this place along with
my family never to return But if you lose, your daughter
should become my daughter-in-law! Accept this, sir, because if we lose
only our family will pay the price But if we win
both villages benefit Okay Super, father I’ll fix the wedding date You get your daughter ready for
the wedding and to bid you farewell You played your cards right with
your eye-talk at the right time, Ranga So I’m duty bound to
‘help’ you…see you! ‘He silenced Ranga by burying him
dust to dust, ashes to ashes cleverly’ We never thought Ranga would
betray us in this manner Brother, you are sticking to fair play
but won through foul play Your daughter, Honey’s life
should not get ruined like this Don’t think twice, let Honey stdy
in Australia just as she wanted It is my duty to ensure she is safe
in Bangkok till she gets her visa This is how Honey
came to live with me She got her visa Since Vijay professed his love to her
choosing your family over her plans…. …she tore her visa impulsively I’m petrified what those
brutes will do to Honey Father…mother…! Sister….? My dear Honey…! You gave some sob story
your daughter ran away From now on, Your daughter
will stay only in our house You just attend the wedding, bless her,
eat your stomach’s content and go Start…drive Move away, cousin Come I’m helping you get even
with your 14 year-feud, uncle Bravo! Move Your bed is waiting
for you to lie on! No savior will come to
your rescue, save your tears “Siblings 5 and bee like flowers scented
Smiling, con, connive enchanted” This is Suyodhana’s house Entering his house is as good
as entering a tiger’s cage Inhabitants are not human
But she-demons! However dangerous they are
we won’t go back without Honey Not that- Will you help us or not? Okay, tonight you’ll enter the house
by hiding in Sathy’s water tanker Damu, fill up our tanks quickly – Come here
– Why? Watch this new video of
a fake God man’s romance! Why are you snoring away to glory
instead of guarding the place? Till the wedding, you are supposed
to guard silently, not snore loudly Sorry, boss If you mess it up
you’ll be minus your head Go back to guarding Come I’m here to make
Pandavapuram listen… …to your tenacity and durability
of our Kauravapuram mattress! Why are you acting pricey? He is after all youe fiance! Instead of hugging him tight
why are you moving away in fright? Eat Don’t test my patience I’ll brand her by this hot ladle
and make her surrender to you Come, my dear nephew See you Vijju…? Vijju…! I love you, Vijju
I missed you I know How did your come here
all by yourself- We are here as 1 family
to take you back with us I can’t come, Vijju Why are you scared?
We are here for you I’m not scared for my life
But for my parents If you try to escape
We won’t hunt you down But you’ll come back in search
of your parent’s dead bodies! I can’t for sake my parents
for the sake of my love Well said You told me your parents are
more important to you than your love I’ll convince your father
and take you back formally Leave…leave Have you come to save her
all the way from Bangkok? You are caught handed We’ll make you ‘dust to dust’
ashes to ashes’ in our quarry! Uncle…! What’s this noise
in the middle of the nigh-? Why is the mace on the floor? Irt has got dented Why buy trouble? They will only pray
and not scrutinize it Put it back but
turn it the other way If they find out about the mace
it is the end of us in this place Look! Fully drunk, he is rolling
on the floor like an empty bottle He is bleeding This 1 year of living in disguise
will be a boon to you, Yudhishtra You’ll get back to your original
as soon as this year is over Thank you, Lord Krishna More than my affection for Honey
your love for my daughter is priceless She’s really very fortunate But not lucky enough to
become a part of your family Even if we agree for this alliance
the 2 villages will oppose our decision We have to face the consequences
of our (mis)deeds and karma therein You are upset because
you are so virtuous Was it right of Kaikeyi to send Rama in exile
even though Dasaratha granted her a boon? Kauravas exiling Pandavas
since they lost in the dice game… ….so be it as per rules
But is it motally right? You agreed to let your daughter
marry into this family, if you lost So rule-wise you are right
But they won through deceit I want to share ups and
downs of my life with Honey I’ll rescue Honey It is not an easy task as you think Determination will decidew
the impossible in our favor Let us use all the illusive
and elusive tricks possible By begging, black mailing
insisting, intimidating By changing or cheating them Make them lose their mind
or diverting their mindset We’ll rescue Honey who
made us 1 happy family… …by making Suyodhana himself mend
his ways and make her our daughter-in-law What is our plan, father? With divine help
we will succeed If necessary, we can
win through astrology Like the eunuch Brihnnala
in Mahabharatha …I’ll teach music and dance
to the queen and princesses Like Valala the head cook i will enter
the royal kitchen of king Viratta What is your disguise? I’ll be Granthic who will attend
to the horses in the stable What about you? I’ll go as Sairandhri, beautician and
lady-in-waiting to the queen Remember, even if one of us is found out
in this 1 year of being incognito… …We will be exited again Murari, does Suyodhana
have any friends? Landlord Buridi There is a family wedding
tomorrow in his house Greetings Suyodhana, welcome You are the master of gambling
Your game awaits you You bachelor boys!
Colored sarees await you this side Come…come praise be to Lord Shiva Who the hell are you?
You are dressed up funnily If you ask in the eastren direction
the sun will update you If you ask West
wind will answer If you ask North
God of time will replay If you Siuth God of death
will inform you of your time of death 1 look at us, death
will be ‘scared to death’! You nitwits! 14 minutes from now,
you’ll be clutches in the jaws of death What crap! As if his predictions
will come true! Who the hell is he?! When the planets are not well aligned
his entry is a blessing in disguise He’ll predict second by second
within a second In the 14th minute
you’ll both go in search of him In the game of cards, many
have lost even a kingdom But your lucky hand
always reigns supreme ‘Victory’ is the name of my house You changed the name
of your house? Till yesterday
we also thought this Then we met a man who
is the synonym for victory Where is he? He is the one
I just spoke about Gopi
Gambler Gopi 24 x 7 x 365
cards, clubs and casino! Your body guard look is good
Only thing missing are these glasses Place your cards Already done I didn’t even see him deal Didn’t I tell you
he is real fast?! Damn all this danger! As if danger will
fall down from the skies Light my cigarette Glam dolls will disappear
Let us hurry back Oh my God! What happened? Damn lucky You escaped this danger
by a hair’s breadth! Danger….?! My target is actually
not numskulls like you To beat betting laureate, king
of gambling Suyodhana hollow You are sitting right in front of your
opponent, your dream has come true What are you saying?
Oh my god! What an honor! What a pleasure Right from childhood I’ve been dreaming
of taking a photo along with you, sir They are equally matched – Smile please
– Thank you, sir This is enough
I’ve beaten you My life time ambition
has been fulfilled – I am going to retire
– Wait, my friend In 14 days, there’s a wedding in my family
You must stay with me as my guest I must play with you and win I am Sathya Menon
My specialty is ‘sweet balls’ May be he isn’t
suffering from diabetes! Hmmmmmmm…mouth watering! Did you alone do all this? No, I have assistants to help me Like it? – Very much
– Thank you Sweet ball or she?] I meant this ‘laddu’ – All yours
– Coming? For what? To make sweet balls
for their family wedding Yeah, that’s why I’ll come, sir
Thank you Astrologer sir, forgive us
for not taking you seriously We insulted you
very sorry Just like you said, we escaped
a huge danger by the skin of our teeth If you come home
we’ll treat you like God If you don’t
we’ll die at your feet I’ll come and predict your planetary charts,
enhance the science of directions in your house I’ll protect you from death If you gave birth tonus, father
he gave us a rebirth! He just now saved us
from a huge danger! Take his blessings Catch me falling at his feet!
I don’t need anyone’s blessing This is a matter of life and
death for your children When we need a life saver
in our card game… …don’t we use a trump card? If he is making such sweeping promises
let’s see what he can deliver You’ve all gained foothold easily
How will I enter their space? Don’t be in a hurry, Ajay I’ve planned when and how
you should enter their house Be ready He has been with me all the time
and is drooling over my fiancee! I can forgive anything
but back stabbing Get lost! Uncle I know who they are
and their where abouts The people of pandavapuram
have sent het some where far away Even though we won
after 14 years… ..We are not able to
taste the fruits of our victory I’ll some how get them I’ll take leave now ‘His name is Sheik Ali Masthan’ ‘He treats and cures amnesic patients
with alternate medicine called Unani’ Both you and I know
his predicament I know
What now? He has forgotten his entire past By my treatment at least
he has found his way here A capsule a month will make him
recollect and get back to normalcy Yes…yes, it will – Where is my capsule?
– Here you go I’ll go and bring back that girl Take our folks in Come in Supreme Absolute Truth! Why did you step back, Guruji? Praise be to the 9 planets There is an evil spirit
that’s envelopiong this house What are you blabbering? When the divine mace is here
how can any spirit have evil effect? That evil spirit has
dented your mace Guna, get the mace Victory to Duryodhana Praise be to the divine mace True, there is a dent, father Let me see Drive the spirit away before
our life gets dented, Guruji I tried my best to convince her
but she isn’t listening to me Looks loke she’ll only respond
to rough and tough handling Don’t worry, somehow I will manage to
bring her around before your wedding Who are these people?
They look like a drama troupe How dare you
hit my aunt! He hit the evil spirit inside her
When did she come here to stay? 14 years How long since you lost
in your gambling game? 14 years! How long since you were forced to
be bachelors like over grown okra? Same, guruji Do you want evil spirit or
our Guruji’s positive vibes? We need only Guruji here Then the sooner you send
your aunt away the better Send her beyond
the outskirts of this village What’s this injustice? Wait What? Uncle, keys 1st time she called
our father as ‘uncle’ All grace of our Guruji Praise be to Guruji Graharaj Praise be to our dear Guruji Vijju, what’s all this drama? This is how the pandavas
stayed incognito for a year We are doing this
for your sake now No one can come in between
you and me in this game! ‘His name is Pichakuntla pydlithali’ ‘He is very fond of Bapu’s cartoons
and poems written by Cinare’ ‘So he fashioned a pen name
for himself as Bapure’ ‘He loves drinking coffee in the rain
and writes poetry in the moonlight’ ‘His weakness is playing judas
and hence ruining many families’ ‘His wife ran miles away from him
without even waiting for a divorce’ ‘Totally he is a retard’ I inhale and exhale Telugu ‘Son of a mongrel! I will punch you
so hard, your ears will go (S)tone deaf!’ Aha! Even swear words in
Telugu are ambrosia to my ears! Telugu damsel! Come out and learn
traditions and Telugu customs Dad! Don’t call me Kuchala kumari
How many times do I have to tell you? Call me Kuku That’s why I’ve brought you
here to change your name I can’t carry this saree, daddy I want my shorts right now There are 3 bulls raging in this house
who are bachelors after losing a bet You don’t know how
they will react to you You mean bulls, dad? You and your accent!
Do what you want! Guna, go to every house in Kauravapuram
and invite them for the wedding personally Yes, father Brother-in-Law? Hello bro-in-law! Why are you showing up so late? I received the 1st invitation
The wedding will be a grand success What book are you writing now? I’m rejuvenating drops
that are fading out Name of the book is
‘Raindrops of Telugu’ He and his Telugu obsession Where is your daughter? My dear Kuchala kumari
Uncle wants to meet you What is this dress?!
What happened to your sari? I did a strip tease
It was so hot You mean slipped it bout with ease How does her attire matter?
She is very attractive She can marry my eldest son Guna
when my youngest gets married Let me marry her, father? Don’t change your mind
I beg of you When we were exchanging horoscope
the groom-to-be dies of epilepsy When she was about to get engaged
the groom died of a head injury Choose either of them
for my daughter You’ll be blessed if you agree Either of them is fin- Where did they go? Bapure can’t be bowled over! What an ideal Telugu idol?! Who is this respected soul? To save the family
from all hurdles The astrology genius
and his assistant Always be alert Greetings, sir I’m Bapure I heard you are an astrogy genius Which planets are
under your control? What ancient Hindu texts
have you read? What sacred texts
have you memorized? You want to know about
the scripures I’ve studied? Those who pass in 1st class… …become Govt officials,
engineers and doctors Those who pass in 2nd calss.. …chose a career in managment or
business controling the 1st class people Those who pass in 3rd calss… …become politicians controling
ist and 2nd class sectors Those who fail and don’t feature in
any of these become thugs and dacoits They control all 3 sections The last group without any
qualifications are the seers and God men Whole world falls at the feet
of this 5th group What knowledge
What enlightenment No award can match your brilliance Let’s go To be on the safe side, ask our folks
to be on their guard with this fellow Okay, dad Nice chicken piece Sexy leg Telugu dhai
Telugu eggplant Telugu tamarind rice
Telugu pickle Who is the angel
who cooked this feast? I am Sathya Menon This feast was cooked by me
and my 2 assistants He is Mr Graharaju
and his assistant What a beautiful telugu name
right, Kuchala kumari? Mr Genius, are you married? I’m a chaste bachelor Why this celibate status? It’s the only way
to change this world Once married, we can’t even
change a TV channel! What does ‘askjalita’ mean, dad? When desires of all kinds
rage from within our body… curb all worldly pleasures
and bring it under control Isn’t he a great man? Are you also ‘askhalita’? Shut up! Don’t make
an ass of yourself I’m married Oh! Is that so? Who is your husband? He is- You said you are
a staunch bachelor? I meant he is as tall as him Tourist guide abroad Oh! That’s what you meant? Heard that, dear? Though her husband is abroad
she is such an uncrushed flower! This is the beauty of
our Indian restraint But a non-Indian woman would
have been taken apart like this What made you come
to that conclusion? Who is this chap who looks like
a 6 footer even when he is seated?! Gam-gambler Gopi Are you that Gopi who made
my brother-in-law lose in cards? Then play a game
with me and try to win Whay are you
grabbing my finger? He’s implying your hand will
be left with 4 fingers only! What will happen to my 5th? Thank you, sir
You saved my finger Bapure, don’t get tensed Finish your 1 and 2 and come What does 1 and 2 mean? And you call yourself a poet! 1 is to pee
2 is to crap Once …just once
I have to beat him You? I changed my number and
network and still you traced me! Where are you, loony female? You are here…where? Dammit! – Who, friend?
– My fiancee Why did you yell at her then? She is tsunami
draped in a sari She stuck on to me right from
when she was a year old She’s still holding me tight How old is that tsunami beauty? 25 What a charming beauty! She has Telugu filled
into every pore of her body No! She looks like a fighting fowl
ready for the game I feel like
making her mine She looks strong and sturdy like
a rain drenched cement bag If you see a girl
you get all hot bothered Dumbass Why did you come
‘when I told you not to’? My love for you is increasing
like our world bank debt Your love for me is declining
like the value of our rupee I can’tlive without you, dear Don’t touch me Sorry, I touched you by mistake I cannot live
without my darling I am going to die Don’t go any where
I’ll make him change his mind Friend, your fiancee
will stay with us Take her inside and
show her to her room Why another room?
She can stay with my daughter Comem, sweet heart Please go You are like a full frown tree
liberally fertilized Uncle, who is this? Why get irritated? She is gambler Gopi’s fiancee Greetings Kuchala kumari This wonderful lady will be
sharing your room She’s just like vanilla ice cream You look awesome too – Nice dress
– Thank you Take this Telugu lady inside Bapure, he- HE?! I mean she should not share
a room with your daughter Each of you give me
a string of dos and dont’s Shut up! You and
your vowel language! She crosses her leg on to
the person sleeping next to her So what? Both are woman, let them
cross legs on each other What is wrong? Bapure, listen- Stop your advice Come with me, dear Bapure…Bapure! What is this speed breaker saying now? 2 swords can’t be in sheath He’s butting in! 2 females heads
can’t share a bed Listen to- Note down his
pearls of wisdom Nowadays isn’t 1 phone
used with 2 sim cards, no? Everyone has some
dumb suggestion…go Your daughter’s life
shouldn’t get ruined I know best! Telugu damsel. teach her
the ins and outs of Telugu ‘Turmeric lends a glow
to a married lady’s face” “Vermilion grants longevity to
a woman and her spouse always” “To be kissed , invite
cheeks milky white” 93 – I can’t
– Continue Is he torturing us
to gape at that girl? Rice flour pattern with dots
you drew was awesome Thank you Your muscles
are also awesome Look how she follows
our Telugu customs! See with what devotion
she has drawn that pattern Why is she circling
that pillar, dad? That’s our fortified
sacred plant basil? Fort? My fate!
I deserve this Go inside bye Learn Telugu cilture What’s special about today? Today is Thursday, right?
special significance for women But today is Friday Friday is dedicated
to Goddess of wealth That’s why
I follow this ritual I’m very happy
to hear this Instead of a bath tub, ensure
she takes an ‘abhyanga’ bath What is ‘abhyanga’ dad? Height of ignorance! Applying turmeric paste all over
the body and taking a shower Wow! Sounds intersring Will you show me how? What a sweet heart! Take her in and give her
a herbal ayurvedic bath What is he blabbering? Actually it is not safe to
send them both in The other day you objected
to them sharing a room Today it is the bath room! Tell me what is bugging you Bapure sir, you don’t understand If you melt a gold chain
you’ll get gold out of it If you melt a cycle chain
can you get a cycle? – If you melt a gold chain-
– Gold – If you melt a cycle chain-
– cycle I’ll clobber you My daughter
My wish…get lost! Is this enough or do you
need anything else? This will do Shall we start? Mohini, what happened? “Hi Telugu missy, your lips rosy
Your soft cheeks I saw closely” “Your petite feet anointed with turmeric
Fulsome breasts make me euphoric” “I saw intently, I saw intensely
I saw every mole in your body” “I wrote down, I willed it to you
my heart forever so true” “I looked into your eyes, lightning
My senses reeled, enlightening” “Your spine made heat climb up with in me
Your curves halted Time’s hands willfully” “I saw sea’s depth and peak’s height
What I saw made my body react right” “Girls, curves, valleys and plateau
I saw up, down, highs and lows” “Girls, curves, valleys and plateaue
I saw up, down, highs and lows” “I saw freely, I saw fully
I saw every pore in your body” ‘I jotted it down, I noted it too
my soul I saved just for you” “Like being entrapped in a quagmire
is your navel; quicksand of desire” “Sway of your hips that dip and dive
I saw; breathless, I could barely survive” “Wow! I saw parts of you, crystal clear
where rays of sun and moon can’t enter” “Yahoo! Even places you haven’t seen
I saw and everything else in between” “I saw intently, I saw intensely
I saw every part of your body” “I wrote down, I willed it to you
my heart forever so true” “Hi Telugu missy, your lips rosy
Your soft cheeks I saw closely” “Your petite feet anointed with turmeric
Fulsome breasts make me euphoric” “I saw intently, I saw intensely
I saw every mole in your body” “I wrote down, I willed it to you
my heart forever so true” “I saw intently, I saw intensely
I saw every part of your body” Enough of seeing – Come
– Where Come over there What’s the purpose of our visit
and what are you up to? You made him
dress up like a girl But you didn’t brief him, dad Understood? Each of you should do justice
to your respective roles Best of luck Brother-in-law Bapure uncle is coming
Hide…let’s all hide Whi is there? Someone is here,
brother-in-law Where are you? I can’t see anyone here Brother-in-law! What happened, Bapure? – Brother-in-law!
– What happened? Why are you shouting
like a poossessed dog? Someone was hanging
around here, I looked But I didn’t see anyone Go and search Search Look everywhere Search that side also Who is there? One of you, go and check Look behind
those gunny bags No one is there Didn’t see anyone No one around Jackass! He spoilt our sleep If he continues to
show this loony side… …bury him in our quarry I didn’t get this at all
But something is fishy You didn’t let us
sleep last night There is some conspiracy
brewing in this house Before I leave this house
I’ll get to the bottom of this Bro, this crazy cuckoo
should be tackled His planets are non aligned
and unfavorable now Time for our astrology
genius to step in His treatment
starts tomorrow I circumambulated
the temple 400 times Not only that, Guruji, we rolled over
all around the temple in our briefs! Bapure, what happened? How can door frame
at 7’ height hit my head? It’s death hell bent
on a fast to target you I’ve hedard of ministers go on
a fast to acheive their goal But how can death fast? During the time of destruction
we go against our intelligence Your bad time has started Death God has been shoved from
the 1st house to the 8th house Shoved curses or
showed blessings? All jobless people are dying to step
into my space with pearls of wisdom! That’s no big deal
Try getting a paunch like this What happened, Bapure? My nose got broken Get up Has your bad time started? 200 kilos! Hit and miss
You just escaped your grave Morning was the door jamb
Now this weight’s hit and miss ‘It is death hell bent
on a fast to target you’ Genius…my savior! Forgive my stupidity What happened, Bapure? Just as you said, death seems
to be hungering after me It is trying to eat me up
like a chicken biriyani Now do you
believe our Guruji? Yes, I do What do you think were
the demands of death? – Assistant
– Understood What did you say?
What did he understand? What will happen now? Close your eyes I did What’s this, Guruji? It’s the light of truth Perform Vedic rites in Kasi
for our ancestors- We will find peace of mind If you don’t want to die… …if you confess
in front if this light- Death will be appeased Whom do you like very much? Sunny Leone It’s a lie Telugu It should be a secret
you haven’t told anyone I got it now
I’ll try again Telling tales If you want your soul to
rest in peace when you die… …you must stop telling tales Till my dying day, huh? 14 days,
14 hours… 14 minutes,
14 seconds… …you must not tell tales If I don’t back stab
my stomach blows up So tell me how to
take out this gas I’ll suggest the best remedy What is it? Sit ao a stove and
it will get equalized An officer is questioning
in our quarry for paperwork Did you tell the quarry
belongs to Suyodhana? Our words fell on deaf ears Tell me net time
We’ll finish him off Ajay, this is the right time for you
to lure Gaja to our advantage Take this hot coffee and
stimulate heat inside him An hour before the wedding
ensure Gaja is with you I’ll handle
rest of
the story Coffee Why did you bring it? No one is at home
So I brought it for you Okay, keep it on the table ‘What to do now?’ Lizard…I’m terrified of Lizard Hey Gaja! Mohini is petrified of lizards No coffee for me? I’ll get it for you Oh! My goddamn fate Mohini, keep it there Lizard…? Huh? Aren’t you terrified of lizards? Oh! I’m petrified of lizards – Gana!
– What lousy timinh!! Thank God he didn’t ask No coffee for me? I’ll get it for you Coffee You brought it?
Thank you, Mohoni awwwww! Lizard
I’m petrified of lizards No…don’t What a bear-hug this is! Gawd! These guys have
changed me into a female This stupid nail Ajay, our plans
will get ruined I can’t go on like this You asked me to lure 1 chap
2 more drooled and groped me I can’t take this sandwich massage
stuck between these brothers, dad Don’t be in a hurry Kichaka’s chapter
of Mahabharath has begun What are you saying? Kichaka was 1 villian in
Viratta chapter of Mahabharath There are 3 ‘Kichakas’ here 3 birds at 1 shot Handle 3…I can’t My dearest bro?
My precious pet! Not even a milk white beauty! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Kuchala kumara…what happened? what happened? Lizard!! Are you also
scared of lizards? Go…go…out you go What happened to
you dear? She got terrified of a lizard? Why did you come here? What brought you here? My daughter screamed Same reason we are here How could you be
scared of a lizard? Come, brother-in-law Uncle, when you get
back from the garden… …will you get me
a dozen huge oranges? 100% – Do you also want?
– She won’t need them Oh! So you both will share? I’ll keep 2 and
give her the rest What a sweet girl!
I’ll glady get them for you Come along with me Thank you, Kuku It’s okay For understanding our problem I’m sorry for all this Mother Gandhari Open your eyes to see
our daughter-in-law ‘When she is blindfolded
how can she see?’ ‘Numbskull!’ Dad, is she Gandhari? She looks like
the statue of justice She is their great, great,
great, great grandmother When she was alive… …they didn’t perform
the much needed eye surgery When she died they consecrated
a shrine for her and blind folded her Don’t give me
that innocent look! No..astrololger sir,
what are you saying? Won’t I be blessed
by holy matrimony Not me, that’s what
the planets predict! You said it right
I appreciate you I’ve been telling her- Won’t I marry him
in this birth? Will I not have the pleasure
of a wedding night with him? Dear…relax
You have both With whom? Praise be to Lord Shiva Planets says you’ll be the daughter-in-law
of a house where 3 brothers reside I’ll marry 3 men?! No, 1 of them That will be me I’ve completed the prayer
Let’s start the next ritual Mother Gandhari’s star Moola Will one of you who shares
the same star come forward now? I’m right in front of you
Tell me what I should do ‘God knows what
I should do’ ‘Whatever the priest tells me
I guess I have to do’ According to your family lineage
since he shares the same star… …if you whisper your wishes
into his ears, Mother will fulfill them You will be our
first daughter-in-law So you get
the inaugural honor Mother Gandhari, stop this wedding
and ensure I marry the ine I love ‘Stop this wedding?
She loves someone else?!’ You are my guest
You get preference Honey should marry
the one she loves ‘How does he know
Honey loves someone else?’ Thank you, my friend The girl from Pandavapuram
should marry into our family ‘How will it happen? She seems
to be in love with someone else!’ I should make out with Mohini and
she shlould satisfy all my desires She should become mine ‘You lady killer!’ ‘Why obsess over
another man’s girl friend?’ I know what my brother
would have told you He should not attain Mohini
come what may He should get paralyzed She should sit on my lap
in total surrender ‘Is she a Giant wheel
for each of you to take a ride?’ – I’m Mohini
– You want to wish too? please bless me such that
Kuchala lumari is… …mother to my children ‘Did I hear you right?
Wicked woman!’ ‘Why did I even volunteer
disclosing my time of birth?!’ – Mother, I am Kuku
– What do you want? My dad being obsessed with Telugu
wants to arrange an alliance for me But I am in Love, I want
to marry the one I love Oh gawd! Next…come Victory to Mother Okay, tell My life has become
like a dried fish I tasted Sathya’s culinary skill just 1 night my taste buds want
a chance to taste her too, please ‘What distasteful desires at his age!’ Hey bro-in-law My previous wish was for
Mother Gandhari to fulfill Listen to my wish
meant for you If you whisper a word to anyone
what i whispered in your ears now… …you’ll be a skeleton in my quarry Victory to Mother! You son of an indecent lineage! Victory to Mother! Each heart desires
such dreadful wishes?! If I tell I’ll be buried alive
If I don’t I’ll burst like a bomb I have no other option
but to choose this This is the last capsule
in my treatment for you After you swallow this… …you’ll even remember
your previous birth Open your mouth ‘You come’ I remember everything now Those whom Honey
befriended in Bangkok ….are the ones who dented my head! Praise be to Allah!
How gracious is Your mercy He has got back his memory
I get richer by 500000! You stay right here
I’ll bring Suyodhana Are you trying to get your
quarry which we possess… …in a legal mess in the court? No…leave me Not just your quarry We hold possession
of all quarries here Bury him alive
in his own quarry! For such a trival issue
if he reacts like this… …imagine how he’ll go
overboard if he learns about us Your nephew has got back
his lost memory He was hit by men
from Bangkok it seems He wants to meet you
So he can update you Come, sir Look here You take a look at
what you want us to see! This quack doctor is forcing
to tell stuff I don’t even remember Unable to bear his torture of
swallowing capsule after capsule… …I’m running away from this village That’s all…Siddha Are you trying to play stupid
games with me, Masthan? This is all lies Trust me My treatment
won’t let me down Make him swallow
his own capsules No, sir, if I do,
I’ll forget m past life! Allah! Save me What happened, friend? We employed him to
recover memory loss And he is making us go bonkers! What do we now? Do you want to come down? Only 2 more days
for the wedding Hide him till then Don’t get tensed
We are all here for you Generally lovers will be
protected by their love But for our love, our family
is the protection shield We will be married
in the next 2 days Oh gawd! So Honey loves
gambler Gopi, huh? Where are you taking me? Shhh! Look over there I will ki- What are they up to? Don’t do anything I’ll tell my father You know what he’ll say? What? Gaja, don’t think I’m getting you
married to Honey out of affection It is to avenge a revenge
of the Oandavapuram family You must marry Honey, whomever
she may have had a fling with And whatever the consequences Father? Do you know?
Life is like an icecream If you taste ity melts
If you waste also, it melts ‘But it won’t melt
if stored in the fridge!’ Why do you think of
the one who rejects you… ….instead of the one
who loves you? Think about it Your muscles
make you so manly You’ll get a figure
gleaming like a sword Honey and Gopi
Exchange Mohini and Gaja?
Inter change?! I just can’t digest this Astrologer genius! ‘I am a chaste bachelor’ Anyone seeing us will
have the shock of their lives! Bee lured by a flower makes sense
But flower and flower intertwined…?! With Gaja there
With my daughter here She’s a woman
from out of this world Bro-in-law! I’ll go to the guest house
and meet the minister of mines I’ll grease his palms and
invite him for the wedding Take care if the house ‘What is here
for me to take care?’ ‘I don’t know whether to trust
that astrologer genius or not’ Wedding cards here Move away ‘You have these boys
in your list too?!’ ‘See what I’ll do to
your next flying kiss!’ Get into the car Poking his nose
into everything! “I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you” “Have you heard
burra gira?” “I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you” “Have you heard
burra gira?” “Hey baby…baby! Way you lobby
is loved by me, your rowdy hubby” “Hey baby…, my hobby
is to pinch your cheeks so chubby” “Your feelings for me, my dear hubby,
stir my soul like songs of Ghulam Nabi” “Hearing Ghulam Nabi sing effortlessly
my heart goes lub-dub, lub-dub erratically” “Head spinning
Burra gira” “heart reeling
Burra gira” “Body twisting
Burra gira” “Breath twirling
Burra gira” “I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you” “Have you heard
burra gira?” “I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you” “Have you heard
burra gira?” “Lets freak out in tonight’s party
Let’s drink tequila mixed with todday” “Sequined sari and floral lungi clothed
let’s dance to folk song, Shakira both!” “Can pubs or paise set your head reeling?
Can you beat this intoxicated feeling?” “Hearing him feverishly ravishing her lavishly
the vicious jackal covers its ears hastily” “Body twisting
Burra gira” “Breath twirling
Burra gira” “Head spinning
Burra gira” “heart reeling
Burra gira” “With my grip on your hips and all
time’s right for us to have a ball” “Moment your body touches me
I get turned on, I need you fully” “Mango pickle in pizza and burger too
We should be like this combination new” “Trible dance by disc jockey is new fashion
Drum beats by kollywood we follow fusion” “heart reeling
Burra gira” “Head spinning
Burra gira” “Breath twirling
Burra gira” “Body twisting
Burra gira” “I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you” “Have you heard
burra gira?” “I wanna tell you
I wanna tell you” “Have you heard
burra gira?” I cannot stay here
Let’s go to the States Why this unnecessary anger, father? Wow! Don’t think I can’t see through
your change of speech and attire I also know
what you are up to! I cannot tolerate this Pack your stuff
and get ready No, father, listen to m- What kind of a house is this! – Hi Kuku
– What? – Where is Mohini?
– She is in the shower – Why did your come here?
– What about you? – I’m older than you
– Makes no difference Now why is HE here? You…?! Why are you both here? You have Honey
So why are you here? Shhhhh! Who are you…answer
Cat got your tongue? Why do you ‘Stare daggers’ at him?
He is MOhini’s brother Mohan Is he Mohini’s elder brother? Yes, friend Take your weapons off Peeping Tom! Did you come to
ogle at my sister in the shower? What kind of sons
have you raised? Why did you come here? I came looking for my ball Yes, father You got away scot free
because I wasn’t in my uniform Otherwise you’d have been
shot dead in an ‘encounter’ Police?! You are to blame,
brother-in-law How can you make my sister
stay in this stupid hell hole… …when she’s heiress
to billion millions? – Heiress?!
– Millionairess? Beacuse she loves you
I kept quiet Do you know what kind]
of following she has? ‘In your dreams’! I’ll prove it
in 1 second Will you marry my sister? Tell me which wedding hall
I should book for the ceremony? You? How many ever times
You ask me to That is Mohini’s range Nothing is lost Think again
Decide quickly I’ll come back later Why don’t you meet
Mohini and then leave? She can come only if I go?! I’ll make arrangements for her wedding
and then only show my face to my sister Suyodhana has organized
everything for the wedding today Looks like what I thought should
not happen is bound to happen Despite Naidu’s assurances
I’m on tenterhooks Naidu is calling us now Dharma’nna, don’t worry I’ve also been waiting for today Today will be the climax for
the villins like the last chapter… …of ‘Nartthanasala’
of Mahabharath I have renewed faith now after
hearing Naidu’s reassurances Everyone here will
be getting married When will we
get married, dear? I’ve told you a zillion times
It won’t happen Forever obsessed with marriage
Aren’t you ashamed? Just because I’m following you
I’m object of ridicule to you! We Indians know the value
of kohinoor diamond… …only when the British took it away You’ll also realize only when
someone else marries me Remember this, dear 1 second before
you get married.. I’ll marry someone better
than you, equipped with… …muscle-power …great looks …intelligence Otherwise I’ll end my life
in this same house This is my Mohini’s powerful vow “When we accidentally graze
and cares, what desires raise” “when in the bath tub under a shower
goose bumps on my body spread all ove-” Our bond will be
broken from today Why? You’ll be married
And I’ll end my life Let’s elope I’d have done so when I was 16
if eloping was the solution Gopi should see me get married
in front of a huge gathering If you have the guts, you are a man
and you really love me… …ask your father’s permission Listen to me, Mohini Your wedding preparations
are on a super grand scale Father, I need to
tell you something Tell me after the wedding It is regarding
the marriage Get me married to Mohini
in this same wedding hall Whaaat?
Mohini…? I love Mohini You will be minus your head!
I intend marrying Mohini You won’t have any
breath left in your body! Mohini is mine only Gaja, how can you marry- I want to marry Mohini What about Dharma’s daughter? Ger her married to your friend
I saw them having a good time What is my son saying?! True, friend The moment I stepped into your house
she came and fell all over me Because of my friendship with you
I had no physical contact with her Instead of ‘declaring’ our mutual love
I gave up the deal for our friendship I scooted in the middle Stop talking rubbish Get the sacred wedding thread If I marry Mohini, she is
as good as your daughter If I marry her, she’ll take
your mother’s place If I marry Mohini, she’ll be
like a daughter to both of you! Why do you keep
piling insults? Mohini is mine Scant respect to
your elder brother! 1 blow from me and
you’ll be disfigured for life You want Mohini? The mace is our family deity You are getting married to Honey… Mohini was born for me You dare lift
the mace to hit me?! I’ll smash you to pieces Being siblings, why are you fighting
for a female so shamlessly? You are tarnishing
our family dignity 1 care 2 hoots “Even if koel bleeds
from the hunter’s arrow” “You trampled my love
My heart beats in sorrow” Mohini has consumed poison, uncle Mohini….! What happened to her? Uncle, she swallowed poison Poison? She drank every single drop She’s dead, friend Aiyo! How could you
leave me and go? She’s written
a sucide note – Read it out
– I don’t know to read Let me read Please read it out aloud Greetings to all This is Mohini writing
my farewell note God gave me only 1 body
I wish he had given me 3! I’d have married
all 3 brothers I am like a bedside lamp
spreading my glow to 1 bed But I want to be like flood lights
to light up an entire stadium Not knowing which
bed I’ll give light to… …I’m switching off
my light myself Eldest son Guna
is like a tube light Such a good fellow 2nd son Gana is
like a torch He’ll shine when
there is no electricity Why did you leave us, Mohini? Youngest Son Gaja
is like a focus light He made me
completely focused – My Mohini…?
– Stop wailing! I’ll miss all of you If I have another birth… ….I’ll take 3 avatars
and marry all 3 brothers Bye Police…! Don’t get scared
That’s my ring tone Mohan is calling me Hello…? I’ve been posted in
Dharwad now I want to show off myself
in my police uniform to my sister I’m coming
Bye Your brother got himself posted
close by just to see you, Mohini Friend, save us somehow (phony chants) My mohini is no more Only you can revive her What did I tell you
half hour back? Mohini will leave this earth It has come true You are like a godsend
Please save us somehow That’s exactly why I came
I have an idea Gopi loves Honey
We’ll get them married When Mohan comes
Gopi can handle any crisis Gopi will do anything for love Otherwise the cop-bro will land up
and shoot all of us down Hurry up
Go and request him A house with a funeral should perform
a wedding to turn the luck favorably You marry Honey Me? No. I can’t I won’t take ‘no’ for an answer – Okay, agreed
– Thank you, friend What do we do
to the dead body? Bury her in the quarry We’ll push it into the well We can convince she fell in
while taking water from the well Lift the corpse I’ll handle it
You relax Not any of ypu
We need a special team Hey! You both Come and carry her If you dare touch her
you’ll be mincemeat You can’t touch my sacred Mohini “May you be, lovely lady
Married jappily” Pathstic! “With longevity
be married blissfully” Give me the sacred thread Mohini….! I made you win
by marrying you Mohan will be here anytime
You can lament later Put me down Saree pin is poking me Drape the doll
in this sari quickly mY Dear sister….? You look awesome in
this police uniform I’ll shake hands first
only with my sister Where is she? I must thank you Because you rejected her,
I fixed her wedding with… …Home minister’s youngest son
I want to convey this to her Where is Mohini? Mohini…Mohin- What happened
to my Mohini? Mohini has left us and gone
my dear brother-in-law What happened
to my Mohini? Keep quiet! Where is she? She has gone to the temple to fulfill
her vow, praying for your posting Look how fond
my sister is of me I’ll go to the temple and ask her
to put this cap on my head! Wait She sais she’d come… ….to the wedding hall
directly from the temple Why? Gopi and Honey
are getting married What?
When did this happen? I’ll explain it to you Come with me My Mohini! If Mohan hears this
we’ll all join her too! Go inside People of Pandavapuram
and Jauravapuram My friend Gopi and
Dharmanna’s daughter, Honey …are in love with each other Both families
are united by love Both villages can
also unite by love I’ve set aside my revenge
whole heartedly and… …persuaded Dharma’nna
So shower your blessings Mohini….! Let’s go to the wedding hall I’m hungry Why did you leave me and go Cry! Serves you right Evil spirit strikes again! Are you calling me an evil spirit
You son of a mongrel!! You loony fellow!
All this is a drama That astrologer genius, Gambler Gopi
and the Malayali cook belong to 1 family Mohini doesn’t even exist! What are you saying? Listen to me carefully What is he doing here? Did you tie yourself up
with these ropes, Siddha? Why would I do that? Ones who hid Honey in Bangkok Those who hit me with the mace Ones who tied me up now They are all part of 1 group 1 family Oh my God! 1st untie me Goddamn you! Boss! This is not Mohini Just a doll Look at this wig Mohini has duped you Mohini…! Father…!! ‘This scared thread I tie around
your neck ensures longevity’ ‘Oh maiden with auspicious attributes!
may you live a 100 years happily with me’ Father…! We have all been duped Mohini doesn’t exist
It is just a doll We were cheated
They belong to 1 family I’m the head of deception
You’ve deceived me You started this game
I’m giving the final touch You won by Ranga’s cues
Wasn’t that wrong? Isn’t it true you buried him
in your quarry after killing him? Answer me I’ll seal your fate forever now Wait, friend Love, marriage and
problem are all mine They came here for me You want to hurt anyone
Let it be me, not any of them Aim your anger at us
Not our parents Wait This game is mine
I orchestrated it They are youngsters
Don’t involve them Enough, dad You’ve sacrificed
your whole life for us Even if we didn’t know our parents
you showered us with tender loving care Nothing should happen to you Vijju….? Ma, we didn’t want you
to know we knew the truth So we buried it
deep in our hearts We can’t ever repay
your unconditional love My dear son, Ajay Without going through the pains of
childbirth…is she fit to be a mother? He picked up road side kids
and calls himself a father!! These boys who were left-overs
from trash cans are his sons! Orphans Say what you want about me
I’ll take it in my stride You dare deride my sons… …I’ll slice you to pieces
and pickle you Without shedding a drop of blood,
my dad wanted to rescue Honey And you made me witness
my dad’s blood spill all over I’ll shatter your head to pieces Drop it down – Sit down
– Mohini…? Shoot Big mistake There’s just 1 vowel difference
between Dharma and Adharma! A man living in wicked ways
is as good as dead even if alive A good man lives in many
hearts even after he dies You decide your path In any century, to destroy a Kaurava
like you who is cruel and unjust… …Pandavas will come as saviors
in some form or the other for sure You upheld your word of honor Dharma’nna, I’m strong in taking a vow
But my weakness is in not letting it go Kuku…Where are you? What’s all this problem
in the midst of this wedding? Why are you here? Time for our flight…come These 2 are married? They were in love
They got married Who were in love?
How does it concern you? – Let’s go
– I won’t Why won’t you? I’m in love with Mohan Who is Mohan? I’m Mohan is it enough
if they love each other Shouldn’t I know
who the parents are? They are his elder brother
and sister-in-law Who is Mohini? Uncle, will you get me 2 oranges? Oranges?! Mohan and Mohoini
are 1 and the same I’ve been watching you
from the beginning I won’t let you go
whatever you say I won’t leave you
I can see your end Subtitled by rekhs “Move…move…make way
Just watch this colorful display” Not just one but five
Let’s give them a high-5!” “Not only mesmerized
Seeing them will be joy multiplied” “Shout out a hip hip hurray
To the Pandavas holding sway” “Lord Krishna and his magic touch
His support means somuch” “Screenplay is also Krnsa’s ,might
Age and gender barred delight” “Entertainment, fun filled fare
You’ll be happy you went to the theater”


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