Pizza Town – SNL


>>>COPS ARE ALL OVER THE STASH
HOUSE. SO, I’M LAYING LOW AT THE
ABANDONED PIZZA TOWN, OFF ROUTE 16.
LISTEN, IF YOU FIND THAT SNITCH, YOU KILL HIM.
>>FREEZE, CAROZZI.>>SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE FUSE
BOX AND GET SOME LIGHT ON IT.>>HOW’D YOU FIND ME?
>>ONE OF YOUR BOYS RATTED YOU OUT.
YOUR WHOLE OPERATION’S GOING DOWN.
>>WHO RATTED? WAS IT MARCO?
>>JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DROP THE GUN.
>>FOUND THE FUSE BOX. ♪♪♪
>>HEY, KIDS. WE’RE PEPPI-RONNY AND THE PIZZA
PALS. ♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIZZA
I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIE I WANT A PIZZA PIZZA
PIZZA WHAT ♪ ♪ PIZZA PIE
LET’S ALL EAT PIZZA PIZZA LET’S ALL EAT PIZZA PIE ♪
♪ I AM THE PIZZA, PIZZA PIZZA WHAT
PIZZA GUY ♪>>WHY DID YOU TURN THIS THING
ON?>>WELL, IT WAS JUST THE ONE
SWITCH.>>DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID,
CAROZZI.>>SAY, HI TO MY BAND THE PIZZA
PALS. ♪♪♪
>>I’M-A CHEF JEFF. AND I MAKE-A THE PIZZA!
♪♪♪>>I’M CHEESY STEVE AND I SHRED
THE GUITARMESAN! ♪♪♪
>>AND I’M SAUCE-SOME MARYNARA ON THE TAMBOURINE.
>>WE’RE PEPPY-RONNY AND THE PIZZA PALS AND WE’LL BE RIGHT
PIZZA! ♪♪♪
>>THAT’S A BAD IDEA.>>YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THEY SHOULD HAVE MARYNARA ON THE KEYBOARDS,
INSTEAD OF THE TAMBOURINE. THERE’S SO MUCH SYNTH IN THAT
SONG.>>I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE
PIZZA BAND. [ SIREN PRX [ SIREN ]
>>SOUNDS LIKE OUR BACKUP’S HERE.
>>THAT SOUND WAS THE BIRTHDAY SIREN!
IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY! ♪♪♪
♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA, PIZZA I LIKE THOSE BIRTHDAY
FRIES ♪ ♪ SO HAPPY PIZZA BIRTHDAY
BIRTHDAY GIRLS AND BIRTHDAY GUYS ♪
♪ CONGRATULATIONS TO — BIRTHDAY TAMARA
♪ WHO TURNS 9 TODAY AND IS CELEBRATING WITH.
MOM AND GARY COWABUNGA ♪
♪ LUPE HERE’S A JOKE JUST FOR YOU
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PIZZA WITH NO TOPPINGS ♪
♪ THERE WAS MUSHROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT ♪
>>THAT’S CHEESY!>>GET IT?
MUSHROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT? THAT’S CLEVER.
>>HEY, I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL.
>>SHUT UP. I DON’T WANT TO SHOOT YOU,
CAROZZI. NOW I’M COMING OVER AND TAKING
YOU IN. ♪ DON’T YOU WANT SOME PIZZA
DON’T YOU WANT SOME PIZZA ♪ [ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>>OH, WHO ORDERED ANCHOVIES? [ FOG HORN ]
>>PIZZA!>>HEY, THAT’S GOOD.
BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES ANCHOVIES.>>STOP WATCHING THE PIZZA BAND.
>>HEY, CAN WE MAYBE TALK OUTSIDE?
>>I’M GOING TO TAKE HIM IN.>>YOU GO AHEAD.
I’M GOING TO STAY BEHIND AND WAIT FOR FORENSICS.
>>HEY, WHO HERE LIKES TO DANCE?>>I DO.
>>THEN LET’S CRUST A MOVE! ♪♪♪
♪ I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIZZA I LIKE THAT PIZZA PIE
GIVE ME A PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA WHAT ♪
♪ PIZZA PIE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

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