R64: A Theatre Mario.


Retarded64 intro (Super mario world theme) Mamma f**ker! I beliveee I can flyyyy! Lalla lah hmm hmm, la la la Up next… The Super Mario aerobics program. Yippee! Ungh! Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now! We gotta real jam going on! (Yeah hahahhaa!) Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam! Ahahaahaa! Whoo whoo whoo! Toad: What the fuck is going on?! Mario! Help me! oh no plz not twilight Oh no! *peach cheering* Let’s go! Yes, I’m sorry, I do not speak English! Okay! *Groans* I’m gonna do it, bro! I’m gonna do it! NUOOOOO! Yeeeeaaaaaah! le trafic is mario’s head that big? Mamma F**ker! Mario! Would you hurry up? *Angry sound* Oh no. That’s not… *Screaming* *Screaming*
Mario: Oh no! I’m-a-fallen. *Screaming* That was a lotsa fun! *mario gibberish* WAHAAAA AAAAAAAH NOO, GOD! NO GOD PLEASE, NO! NO! SHIIIIIII- (yay!) Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo! stop plz D: (hahaha! yay..) oohohohohohohoh. mama mia Hm? *Choir* Weegee: Hello Sir! Can I take your order? Oh, did I wi- OOOOOOHHHH *MARIO GIBBERISH* Weegee: WAT OH HELL NO *Whistles* *Even more Mario Gibberish* BIG GAY DAAAAANCE ow ♪I f*ck around for money like a cap w**re♪ ♪Jerkin to my t**ties, pop it-♪ *laugh* yeah party! DK: OKEY DOKEY ♪It’s getting hot in here! (So hot!)♪ ♪So take off all your clothes!♪ Toad: Ahh! NOOOO! Chica: PIZZA!! Chica: PIZZA!! *Toad screaming* Mario: my n*gga you just got roasted! *Mario Yelling* *Mario screaming as well* Peach: I won! Peach: Oh yay for me! alright! 🙂 alright 🙁 ♪Me and you and you and me♪ ♪No matter how they toss the dice, it-♪ GET REKT YOSHI!! top 10 anime battles Pingas! (you) Mario:Ohh Yeah! Peach: DAAArrrgh! Start the movie! YEAH, TOAST! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (stop peach) MAMA MIIIAAA!! NUUUOOOOO! So long, gay Bowser! *Bowser roaring* Bring me dat ASS! le choke BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP *Mario throws up* SMG4:NOO MY POPCORN *laughing* yaay! Wohohoooo! ♪When the moon hits your eye♪ ♪Like a big pizza pie♪ ♪That’s amore!♪ Run B*tch oh brother WHAA AAAAAAAAAA Angry Peach: MARIO! WAAAAH! Move B*tch! Get out the way…. le ded WAAAH ;-; mario D: mama mia hmm? ahhh! Mario: Hello Sir! Would you like to order? yeeeeeeeee hmmm *intense thinking* i got it! Tada (la la la la la) yayy! YEEEEEEEEEAHH Holy Shitto!! I am so smart! I am so smart! MARIO! D:

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