Ram Gopal Varma’s The Foreigner | A Taruna Khanagwal Short Film | RGVTalkies


Who is it? Plumber. Hi! Nice to meet you. See, this doesn’t work. Okay, okay, thanks. Okay, take your time. Thank you so much. Listen, do you know any carpenter? I need a carpenter. Her ass! Fuck, I haven’t
seen an ass like that ever before! Are you saying she was wearing
just a top, and naked underneath? All foreigners are like this only. I read it somewhere.
– Fuck! I want to see her too Ya, why not? You can get a
better view because of your height! Guys, I am not kidding. How do I see her? Hi Madam!
– Hi! Madam, this guy is a carpenter. Hello Madam. Nice to meet you. Please come in. Thank you so much for coming. Please enjoy your tea. I have a lot of ideas.
I want to change this place a lot. I want to put something here…
you know… some frames… Actually, I saw some photos…. yeah here, this one… Just gimme a second. Ahh…. ya here… see it! I think it looks really nice…
I want to have something like this… I also want to put a closet… I think for now this
is going to be enough… The closet and this shelf
will be good for now… So… how did you like the tea? Nice! Tomorrow, we will start work Madam. What? Tomorrow, work will start. Tomorrow, work will start. Okay, okay, sounds good. Am not going to wash this hand ever. Ah Shorty! I love the way
the foreigner shakes hand! No Indian girl does that. Indian girls are too clammed up. I so wish I can hug her tight. Foreigner girls don’t
mind ‘sleeping’ with anyone. They will have sex with anyone.
Including you. How do you know? I read it somewhere. May be she likes Indians.
Why else would she come to India? The way she was looking, I think
she is 100 percent interested in me! What next guys? Hi Madam! Madam, this one here is the carpenter’s
helper. And this one, is mine. You are also carpenter? Ya Madam, even I am also carpenter. Yes, he also a carpenter. So, all four of you, going to work? Yes Madam! Two slow, Four fast! Okay. Guys, if you need water or tea,
take it from the kitchen. Okay, Madam. Foreigners like it straight Madam… What? You want bed… No. Nice bed. I don’t want bed. Guys, I want you to leave right now. You should leave right now. Go right now. Go! Madam, in India hand shake everybody. It’s hers. I stole. We have to do something. But what? Something… Shall I tell what to do? We have to take her! By force. Scrawney, Shorty, what say? Sir, this foreigner lives
alone in this apartment. Some local goons
barged in to rape her. Yes, Sir. We are doing
our best to find out more. Sir, luckily for the foreigner, a carpenter,
a plumber and some workers… ..happened to be
nearby and rescued her. We came to say Sorry. We are happy Madam we came. We happy you safe. Safe. Happy. I am so sorry, guys.
I really thought it was you. No, Madam.
We like you. We respect foreigners. You are guest in country, Madam. We love foreigners, Madam. Thank you, thank you so much!

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