Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Cinema Sins


Trevor: Dude I gotta say like, I always loved movies and going to the movies. Trevor: But uhm. Yeah the Alamo has definitely made it an experience Michael: It’s also great-
Trevor: I could watch any movie! Michael: Cause they’re also like, Michael: Or we’re gonna throw you out. Michael: No one talks! Michael: Again I grew up in New Jersey Michael: Every mother fucker, ever talks. Michael: they screamed and yelled. Michael: And you can’t say shit. Michael: If you were like “Hey! be quiet!” You’re gonna get stabbed. Michael: You’re gonna die. Michael: Like literally I have been- So many time’s in a theater Michael: Where two people are standing up screaming at each other. Michael: That they’re gonna beat the shit out of each other. Michael: Cause some guy’s like, “Quiet!” and they’re like Michael: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’ll KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. Michael: Like it’s happened at so many movies like that. Michael: Where it’s like, “I’m just trying to fucking watch Iron Man 2…” Michael: I’m just trying to watch it can you fucking stop? Jacob: And the one dude is just like Jacob: “You’re gonna have to make me shut up you motherfucker Imma fuck you up. Michael: No. Seriously.
Alfredo: Hey you wanna take this outside?
Jeremy: You wanna take this to the front row? Alfredo: That happens all the time. Alfredo: They get into those fights where they’re just like, Alfredo: “You wanna do something?!” Alfredo: “You wanna do something!?” Alfredo: They’re looking at eachother and I’m like, “Are they gonna kiss or are they gonna fight?” *group laughter* Michael: The only thing I’ve seen at Alamo Drafthouse is people get wasted Michael: There was a woman like, three seats down it was all empty in between Michael: Who was fucking sloshed. Michael: She sat down in her seat and was like, Michael: “Let’s watch this movie!” Alfredo: About to say was she a Woo! girl? Was she like Alfredo: “Woo!” Trevor: I haven’t had an experience with drunk Drafthouse viewers. Trevor: Until the- literally the last two times I went. Trevor: Both times I was sat next to… a couple Trevor: That like last time, they just got a pitcher of some IPA Trevor: I was like, “Alright they’re gonna split it.” Trevor: Then they got another one. Trevor: And like some mixed drinks on the side. I’m like, Trevor: They’re gonna get fucked. When they stand up- Trevor: When they stand up they’re going to feel that shit. Trevor: Oh! she felt something, she fucking stood up and went immediately down. Jacob: Ooh fuck!
Trevor: Over the rows cause it’s like stadium seating, at this one. Alfredo: Holy shit.
Trevor: Over the rows cause it’s like stadium seating, at this one. Jacob: Fuuuuck!
Trevor: Over the rows cause it’s like stadium seating, at this one. Trevor: So she was in some guy’s lap down the way. Jacob: Aww shit.
Trevor: So she was in some guy’s lap down the way. Jacob: Aww shit.
Trevor: Luckily the guy was like- Michael: Woo! *Group Laughter*
Michael: Woo! *Group Laughter*
Michael: Woo! Trevor: Yeah he was like, “Woo!” Trevor: She was like, “Woo?” Trevor: She looked up at me and she was terrified. Trevor: Like mortified that like, did this actually happen?

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