Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay


>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE FOOD WE HAVE. CLAM JUICE. CHICKEN FEET. SALMON ICE CREAM. COW TONGUE. GRASSHOPPER. HOT SAUCE. PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE. AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY
FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR YOU CHOOSE
SOMETHING. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME
FIRST.>>SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU
GAG. THE COW’S TONGUE. OKAY? NOW, THIS ONE, JAMES, WHICH
PRODUCT THAT YOU’VE BEEN PAID HEAVILY TO ENDORSE DO YOU NOT
USE? ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( APPLAUSE ) CHASE, CURRY OR APPLE MUSIC.>>James: CHASE BANK, KUERIG
OR APPLE? WHICH DO I NOT CHOOSE?>>BON APPEÉTIT.>>James: OKAY, WELL —
( CHEERING ) I’VE EATEN WORSE. I’VE EATEN IN A COUPLE OF YOUR
PLACES. ( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE ) OKAY. GORDON, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU — I’M GOING TO CHUCK SOME SALMON ICE CREAM YOUR WAY.>>(BLEEP).>>James: OKAY? HERE IS YOUR QUESTION. RANK THE FOLLOWING CELEBRITY
CHEFS FROM BEST TO WORST. WOLFGANG PUCK, BOBBY FLAY, AND
JAMIE OLIVER.>>OH, COME ON!>>James: WHICH OF THOSE. ARE THEY FRIENDS OF YOURS? ARE YOU GOOD FRIENDS?>>(BLEEP).>>James:
( LAUGHTER ) LAUGH
>>James: SO, BEST TO WORST. NO, YOU’RE NOT. GOING BEST TO WORST. WOLFGANG PUCK, BOBBY FLAY OR
JAMIE OLIVER.>>BEST, WOLFGANG PUCK.>>James: OKAY, GUARANTEED. ( APPLAUSE )
NUMBER TWO?>>JAMIE OLIVER. AND ON THE BOTTOM BOBBY (BLEEP)
FLAY. ( APPLAUSE )
THE LAST FIVE YEARS WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO A COOKOFF FOR
CHARITY IN VEGAS. HE WOULDN’T SIGN THE CONTRACT. NOW, BOBBY, SIGN THE CONTRACT,
YOU LIMP (BLEEP)! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW!>>James: HI, BOBBY. IT’S NOT ME. IT’S ALL HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY, GORDON, CHOOSE THE NEXT THING.>>WE’VE HAD A COW’S TONGUE
APPETIZER. NOW IS THE ENTREÉE. I’M GOING TO GO WITH — IT’S
GOING TO BE CHICKEN FEET, BUT IT’S GOING TO BE MARINATED IN
PICKLE PIG FEET. SLOWLY MARINATED. ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE — ( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A MAIN COURSE NOW. RIGHT. QUESTION. JAMES, YOU WERE IN THE FOLLOWING
MOVIES: PETER RABBIT, EMOJI MOVIE, TROLLS. RANK THEM FROM WORST TO BEST. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
HUNGRY?>>James: I FEEL SO BAD
BECAUSE I LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED ON THOSE FILMS, BUT
THIS IS — I CAN’T EAT THAT.>>IF YOU PINCH YOUR KNOWS, TAKE
A LITTLE BITE OF CHICKEN FOOT AND SIP IT DOWN WITH SOME JUICE,
IT WILL GO DOWN. AND USE THE NAIL TO FLOSS IN
BETWEEN YOUR TEETH. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>James: I WILL GO — COME ON! I’LL DO — I’LL DO BEST TO
WORST. BEST TO WORST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T
WORKED IT OUT. NUMBER ONE, PETER RABBIT, STILL
IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NUMBER THREE MOVIE IN THE WORLD —
( LAUGHTER ) NUMBER TWO, TROLLS, THREE
EMOJI MOVIE. THERE. ( APPLAUSE )
OKAY?>ALL RIGHT. GORDON, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU — I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME BULL’S PENIS, BUT MARINATED
IN A LITTLE SPLASH OF HOT SAUCE, OKAY? SO, HEY, YOU STARTED THE
MARINATING, BUDDY. THERE YOU GO. THERE’S YOUR BULL’S PENIS
MARINATED IN HOT SAUCE. GORDON, A LOT OF CELEBRITIES
VISIT YOUR RESTAURANTS. WHICH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU NOT
WANT BACK? THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHO IS NOT WELCOME BACK? WHO’S NOT WELCOME BACK AT RAMSAY
TOWERS?>>YOU (BLEEP). ( LAUGHTER )
THE FIRST PERSON WHO’S NOT WELCOMED BACK IS JAMES CORDEN. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) HE’S AMERICAN. (BLEEP) IT. I CAN’T.>>James: REALLY? DON’T DO THAT MUCH, NOT WITH HOT
SAUCE ON IT, GORDON! YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )>>James: THERE’S MILK THERE,
WHICH I THINK IS QUITE GOOD FOR HOT SAUCE. THERE’S MILK THERE.>>WHERE’S THE SAUCE FROM?>>James: I THINK IT’S THE
HOTTEST ONE WE COULD FIND. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) OOH! (BLEEP). OKAY. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?>>NO. MY NOSE IS RUNNING. AND I THINK MY ASS IS BLEEDING. ( LAUGHTER )
IT IS BLEEDING. (BLEEP).>>James: ALL RIGHT. GORDON, YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR
ME.>>SO GRASSHOPPERS, AS YOU KNOW,
ARE APPROACHING.>>James: YES. SO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOME
GRASSHOPPERS, MARINATE THEM –>>James: COME ON, THIS
MARINATING IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!>>MARINATE IT IN CLAM JUICE.>>James: IT DOES LOOK LIKE
(BLEEP). OKAY, GO FOR IT. GIVE ME A QUESTION.>>JAMES, POSSIBLY THE MOST
IMPORTANT QUESTION SO FAR ESPECIALLY CAREERWISE, WHAT
COUNTRY IS BETTER, ENGLAND OR THE U.S. O U.S U.S.A.? ( APPLAUSE )
>>James: YOU HAVE TO EAT THAT!>>WOULD YOU LIKE MORE JUICE?>>James: NO! TAKE A SPOON, MIX THEM
AROUND. THEY’LL GET LESS CHRIS PEAND
SWALLOW QUICKLY. GOD, SMELLS LIKE —
>>James: IT’S CLAM JUICE. CANNED OR FRESH?>>James: WHAT DO YOU THINK
I’M DOING? OUTSOURCING THIS MYSELF?>>I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOU. GET A SPOON.>>James: NO, WAIT. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BEING HERE IN
AMERICA.>>YES.>>James: I CONSIDER IT A
PRIVILEGE EVERY DAY. THERE ARE PEOPLE I MISS GREATLY
AND I LOVE BACK IN — I CAN’T ->>THERE YOU GO. HEAD BACK. ( CHEERING )
EAT! EAT! EAT, EAT, EAT! EAT, EAT, EAT! ( AUDIENCE CHANTING )
( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL RIGHT WITHOUT THE CLAM
JUICE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED
INSIDE MY MOUTH. I MEAN, IF YOU GOT A PROPER SHOT
OF THIS? LOOK AT THIS. LOOK IN THERE. LOOK AT THAT.>>EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT!>>James: RIGHT. OKAY. GORDON, I WILL TAKE GREAT
PLEASURE RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR LAST QUESTION IN PRESENTING YOU,
SINCE YOU’VE BROUGHT IN THIS WHOLE MARINATING VIBE, I’M GOING
TO SERVE TO YOU A CHICKEN’S FOOT INSIDE SOME SALMON ICE CREAM
TOPPED OFF — ( CHEERING )
YOU STARTED IT! THERE IT IS! YOU STARTED IT!>>THAT’S UNFAIR BECAUSE I’M A
CHEF AND YOU’RE A HOST. THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD AND MY
PALLET IS FOR MILLIONS.>>James: YOU JUST ATE BULL’S
PENIS IN HOT SAUCE SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL YOUR LAWYER. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. GORDON! YOU EAT A LOT OF BAD FOOD. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU (BLEEP)
YOUR PANTS? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL STAR CHEF,
ONE OF THE GREATEST EXPORTS BRITAIN’S EVER HAD. YOU ARE MARRIED, YOU HAVE FOUR
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
CALLED YOUR PARENTS? EAT, EAT
( AUDIENCE CHANTING )>>James: GUYS, GUYS —
( CHEERING ) HE’S GOING FOR IT! HE’S GOING FOR IT! ( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERING ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GORDON
RAMSAY!

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