When I’d dusted round and done my jobs. I had a walk on to the end. Bought a little packet of pork sausage and some Basildon Bond. Big black hair in the sausage! So I wrote off to the makers, enclosing the hair, stuck it under a bit of sellotape – little arrow – this is the hair. I emphasised I didn’t want a substitute packet as it was plainly manufactured under un-hygienic conditions. So would they send me a refund of the purchase price plus the cost of postage. I don’t want inundating with sausage.