Have a seat I have good news. [there’s] a ship available the USS Orville Ever since I was a kid I have wanted to serve on an exploratory vessel. You’re nobody’s first choice for this job But we have 3,000 ships to stat and we need captains, can I have these mints? those are marbles. We’re giving you one last chance I just want to say I am thrilled to be your new captain. I want this to be an efficient ship But also one that you’re glad to be serving on Lieutenant Commander Bordus your entire species is male isn’t it that is correct sir. probably not a lot of arguments about Leaving the toilet seat up, and that kind of thing Bucklans urinate only once per year really that’s I mean I’m up to three times a night That is unfortunate It is Time to meet the locals. Hi. I’m captain Ed Mercer’s holy crap We don’t mean your family any harm. Well we did just shoot his dad Aside from shooting your dad. We don’t mean your family any harm There’s a message coming in from Admiral Halsey It says that an executive officer has become available no no no no no no no no no no no oh Sorry, man, you okay? Yeah, it’s all good Man. You okay y’all good sorry all right? No worries The Captain does not appear to be pleased at the arrival of his first officer. They were married No way, you know how many times I tried to talk to you but YOU weren’t hearing me (volume) I wanted to suggest a couples therapist that was your brother-in-law. It should be really fun trip for all of us Perhaps we should not be talking about this. Oh no, we’re talking about this. This is a thing You’ll be delivering supplies to the science station on EPSilon 2 Thank you for coming We need protection. Protection from what?
The Krill we have figured out a way to manipulate the speed of events So it’s an anti Banana ray. It’s really interesting we need no longer fear the banana does it work on all fruit what about salads? You do realize this to be used as a weapon. That’s why you’re here Bordus to Captain Mercer. just detected a krill destroyer entering orbit Door is jammed Lara d’ya wanna open this jar of pickles for me I Loosened it for you return fire Give me the Device or I will destroy your ship Sorry, can you move like two steps to your right. It’s just a lot of dead space there just perfect Yes, are you were just very weirdly framed? What is that, is it a bear? Yeah, I’m nervous. You know it’s a new ship want to make a good impression. It’s 9:15 in the morning Sorry