– No. Heeeey. Nyah, nyah, nyah. ♪ My mum makes me munch my Mini
M&Ms on a Monday morning, ♪ Ooh, aah. ♪ Bella senor. ♪ ♪ One, one two, one. ♪ Do you know all the words
to Into the Woods? Go. Do you know all the colours from Joseph’s Technicolour Dreamcoat? Go. Um, do the movers have
to do the dance call? Because I’m more of a character actor. Um I’ll only be accepting lead roles. I’m not interested in the ensemble. I can’t talk, guys, I’m on
vocal rest, I can’t talk. I can’t, I’m on vocal rest, I can’t. My folds, my folds. Ah. Ouch. Ah. Okay, five minutes to
curtain, okay, great! Guess who just came back from BLOCH! That place is five, six, seven, GREAT! Sorry, I have rehearsals,
I have rehearsals, sorry can’t I’ve got rehearsal. I just think we need
to stay really healthy in our dressing room, I got some T2, guys. I think we need to look
into the lemongrass and ginger, I’ve been hearing a cough. I think that might be from you Stacey, I’m not sure, I’m not pointing fingers but I think it’s definitely you, I think you need to have some tea, I don’t wanna get sick, I’m the lead, that’s important, okay. I’d respect you if you
were the lead as well but you missed out so sorry, bitch. I don’t believe in Andrew Lloyd Webber. I don’t listen to
anything if it hasn’t been off Broadway before it’s been on Broadway. It’s just like a really
good filter system, I just don’t want it to be too commercial. I’m all about the music. – Um, where are the sopranos sitting? I can only see altos. Okay, bye altos. Booked and blessed, booked and blessed blahlalala. Alright happy birthday, Hamish! Okay, let’s sing, guys, happy birthday in one, two, three, make sure
it’s in six part harmony. ♪ One, two, naa, that’s
your starting note. ♪ ♪ I’m looking at you Laura,
don’t screw this up! ♪ Oh my god, who’s doing Legally Blonde? Oh my god, who’s doing Wicked? ♪ No, I’m not giving away my shot! ♪ Oh my God, I just listened
to the Hamilton soundtrack. I don’t know if I’m okay. Everything I once knew has now changed. Musical theatre has now
changed, I’ve changed! Everything’s changed, we
need to change everything! Pop. Six. Squish. Uh uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. Hey, when does that milk go off? One day? ♪ We’ve only got one day more! ♪ Chookas, chookas, chookas everyone! Guys come to my one man cabaret, it’s about Tinder and dating and stuff. It’s like it’s really original. And I just can’t wait to
like show it to the world, I think it’s gonna go far, I think it’s gonna go as far as Melbourne! The Greatest Showman
was the greatest show, man! I hate myself.


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