Tom, Dick or Harry – Kiss Me, Kate at Sheffield Theatres


[PIANO PLAYS] ♪ I’ve made a haul in all the leading rackets ♪ ♪ From which rip-roarin’ rich I happen to be ♪ ♪ And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets ♪ ♪ Marry me, marry me, marry me ♪ ♪ My purse has yet to know a silver lining ♪ ♪ Still lifeless is my wifeless family tree ♪ ♪ But if for love unending thou art pining ♪ ♪ Marry me, marry me, marry me ♪ ♪ I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician ♪ ♪ Still spraying my decaying family tree ♪ ♪ To give a social goose to thy position ♪ ♪ Marry me, marry me, marry me ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ Marry me! ♪ ♪ I’m a maid who would marry ♪ ♪ And would take with no qualm ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Dick or Harry ♪ ♪ Any Harry, Dick or Tom ♪ ♪ I’m a maid mad to marry ♪ ♪ And will take double-quick ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Dick or Harry ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Harry or Dick ♪ ♪ I’m the man thou shouldst marry ♪ ♪ Howdy, Pop! Howdy, Mom ♪ ♪ I’m the man thou shouldst marry ♪ ♪ Art thou Harry, Dick or Tom? ♪ ♪ I’m the man thou shouldst marry ♪ ♪ Howdy, pal! Howdy, chick! ♪ ♪ Art thou Tom, Dick or Harry? ♪ ♪ Call me Tom, Harry or Dick. ♪ ♪ I’m (She’s) a maid who would marry ♪ ♪ And would no longer tarry ♪ ♪ I’m (She’s) a maid mad marry ♪ ♪ May my (her) hopes not miscarry! ♪ ♪ I’m (She’s) a maid mad to marry ♪ ♪ And will take double-quick ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Dick or Harry ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Harry or Dick ♪ ♪ A dicka dick, a dicka dick ♪ ♪ A dicka dick, a dicka dick ♪ ♪ A dicka dick, a dicka dick ♪ ♪ A dick, dick ♪ ♪ I’m a maid who would marry ♪ ♪ And would no longer tarry ♪ ♪ I’m (She’s) a maid I’d (who’d) marry ♪ ♪ May my (her) hopes not miscarry! ♪ ♪ I’m (She’s) a mad to marry ♪ ♪ And will take double-quick – yeah! ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Dick or Harry ♪ ♪ Any Tom, Harry or Dick. ♪ [PIANO ENDS – LAUGHTER]

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