Tom’s Cruise on the River Thames Corden


I’M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THAT NEXT
BIG THING. THAT’S PART OF WHAT MAKES
JAMES CORDEN A WORLDWIDE ENTERTAINMENT MOGUL. SO WHEN I FOUND OUT CRUISE-DOG
WAS GOING TO BE IN LONDON, I DECIDED TO TURN ON THE OLD
“DREAM FACTORY” TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.>>JAMES CALLED ME UP AND SAID
HE HAD THE PERFECT LONDON DAY OUT FOR US. I WAS SO EXCITED. I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING: THE
TOWER OF LONDON, THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD, TEA AND CRUMPETS. I GUESS JAMES HAD SOMETHING ELSE
IN MIND.>>James: ONE, TWO, THREE, TADA! NOT JUST A CRUISE. IT’S TOM CRUISE! IT’S TOM’S CRUISE. ON THE RIVER
THAYMES CORDEN. IT’S TOM’S CRUISE, ON THE RIVER
THAYMES CORDEN. YOU AND ME ARE HOSTING IT! THAT’S THE AMAZING THING.>>WHY?>>James: TOM AND I ARE EXACTLY
AT THE SAME POINT IN OUR CAREERS, IF WE GET THIS RIGHT,
WE STAND TO MAKE EASY 2000 POUNDS EACH PER YEAR BEFORE TAX! THIS IS THE
“MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ROOM, AND IN HERE IS THE “EYES ONLY! LOOK AT THIS GUY, “TOP GUN” ROOM
WHICH MEANS NOW WE’RE IN THE HALLWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. ♪ HALLWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE ♪
>>THAT WAS SCARY.>>James: I CAN FEEL TOM IS
SERIOUSLY STOKED ABOUT THIS. I MEAN, HE IS, I CAN FEEL IT. HE DOESN’T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING
OR DO ANYTHING, HE’S INSIDE LIKE A FIREBALL.>>I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, I’M A
LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS HERE. I THINK JAMES HAS PUT EVERYTHING
TOGETHER IN A HURRY.>>THIS IS THE “YOU CAN’T HANDLE
THE TRUTH” BOOTH. “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOTH!”
AND THIS, THIS IS THE CORDEN’D OFF AREA. DO YOU GET IT? YOU GET IT?>>YEAH. YEAH, I GET IT.>>THE JAMES CORDEN’D OFF AREA. IT’S GOT EVERYTHING, IT’S GOT
CARPOOL KARAOKE, GOT THE OLD COUCH THERE. I CAN DO INTERVIEWS. SOME WOODS TO GO INTO. BECAUSE OF “INTO THE WOODS.” I MEAN, THE LIST IS ENDLESS.>>IS IT?>>James: NO, THAT’S ABOUT IT. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THE
PASSENGERS ARE ABOUT TO BOARD ANY MOMENT. LET’S. GET. YOU. STARTED!>>THERE’S GOING TO BE
PASSENGERS?>>James: OH YEAH! WHAT BETTER WAY TO START TOM’S
CRUISE THAN THE “RISKY BUSINESS” CONTEST! OH, THERE YOU GO. BRING IT! ♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK ‘N’
ROLL!!>>James: TOM, THIS IS
INCREDIBLE. ISN’T IT?>>LISTEN. I JUST GOT THE HANG OF THIS.>>James: I’M GOING TO THE
CORDEN’D OFF AREA. DON’T BE SURPRISED IF IT THINS
OUT A LITTLE BIT IN HERE.>>WHO’S READY FOR A COCKTAIL?>>OK, GUYS, THE CORDEN’D OFF
AREA IS OPENED! GUYS? GUYS? [ CHEERS ]
>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST ON
THIS CARPOOL KARAOKE? ♪[ MUSIC ]♪
GO! GO! GO! GO!>>SO, JAMES, TELL ME, HOW’S
THINGS GOING?>>WELL, NOT GREAT. I SPENT $450,000 INTO THIS CLOWN
SHOW AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY INCREDIBLY UNIQUE AND GLITTERING
CAREER. I HAVE WON COUNTLESS AWARDS! SIR, HELLO, WELCOME TO “THE LATE
LATE SHOW”. ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
♪ IT’S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪>>I’M LOOKING FOR TOILET.>>James: NO. SIR, PLEASE. COME TO SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. I’LL GIVE YOU 50 POUNDS IF YOU
SIT DOWN. 100 POUNDS IF YOU SIT DOWN!>>NO, I’M THRILLED FOR TOM. PLEASED IT’S GOING SO WELL FOR
TOM. IT’S WONDERFUL. I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE’S DOING
ACTUALLY. HOW’S IT GOING HERE? I’M FINE HERE.>>THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE
EVER HAD. I’M HAVING A BLAST, RIGHT, GUYS? WHAT’S THE MATTER? WHAT? WHAT’S WRONG?>>James: EVERYBODY IS JUST DOWN
HERE ALL IN YOUR ROOMS AND NO ONE’S COME UPSTAIRS TO SEE ANY
OF MY STUFF.>>NO ONE UP IS STARES?>>James: NO ONE. NOT A SOUL. — IS UP STAIRS?>>James: NO ONE. NOT A SOUL. YOU KNOW HOW WE WERE GOING TO GO
TO THE “INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE” ROOM NEXT? [ CHEERS ]
WELL, WHAT IF INSTEAD WE WENT TO THE INTERVIEW WITH THE HOST OF
THE “LATE LATE SHOW!” WHAT DO YOU SAY? OH NO, JAMES! JAMES!>>I CAN’T DO THAT, JAMES.>>James: JUST GO!>>COME ON, I CAN’T DO THIS ON
MY OWN, JAMES. YOU COMPLETE ME.>>James: OH SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.>>. ♪ YOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR EYES
ANYMORE WHEN I KISS YOUR LIPS ♪ ♪ AND THERE’S NO TENDERNESS LIKE
BEFORE IN YOUR FINGERTIPS ♪ ♪ YOU’RE TRYING HARD NOT TO SHOW
IT, BABY ♪ ♪ BUT, BABY, BABY I KNOW IT ♪
♪ YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING ♪
♪ WHOA THAT LOVING FEELING ♪ ♪ YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVING
FEELING, NOW IT’S GONE, GONE, GONE, WHOA ♪
>>LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU CAN’T DO THINGS ALONE.>>James: THAT’S RIGHT.>>THERE IS NO MAVERICK WITHOUT
GOOSE.>>James: THAT’S RIGHT. THERE’S NO MAVERICK WITHOUT
GOOSE! THAT’S RIGHT.>>GOOSE. GOOSE.>>James: ALTHOUGH GOOSE DOES
DIE HALF WAY THROUGH THE FILM.>>THAT’S A GOOD POINT. [ HORN BLOWING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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