TOP UPCOMING COMEDY MOVIES 2018 Trailers


Medical marijuana is already a multibillion-dollar industry The future is this weed pill. I’m still not sure about this look most people will tell you Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon But even a complete idiot will tell you Neil Armstrong did it first And do you know why he went first? Because he pushed Buzz Aldrin the fuck out of the way and seized history by the ballsack. I’m satisfied Look man you’re in some deep water Harold like bankruptcy dude then cash pool. No. I’m saying you’re poor poor Tomorrow you can apply to Mexico what we want you to hand-deliver the weed pill formula to the lab I know I’m not supposed to touch the minibar but I’m going to do it. You know I don’t even care anymore. I’m doing it. I’m having the merlot What a fucking cry-baby Harold, I’m just gonna spit this out El jefe we sold a little product to the cartels, but when we cut them up. They got a little angry I know a guy. I’ve tracked down dictators back to find a guy in middle management. What do they want? It’s an injectable microchip I need to keep track of you You can’t scare me with tales of the big bad cartels. I know how things work. Not in Mexico. There’s Harold Harold gringo You really believe in God of course I believe in God, what kind of person does not believe in God I guess I kind of do but not Things are gonna start get better for you trust me I have good instincts Tonight we’re taking game night up a notch. Oh boy Someone in this room is going to be taken and it’s gonna be up to you to find them it’s a murder mystery party Whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize You’re not gonna know. What’s real and what’s fake? Wait a sec you. Can’t just come in here and break the door Guys make sure you get a piece of this cheese Okay Roger dad you drive safe I’ve always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill To revalue it seems like Ryan you go first. I’m scared It’s not a joke people are in real danger Oh So much worse Stop wait me I have kids at home not with an ass like yet. You don’t oh. Thank you oh No he died His instructions on how to remove the bullets didn’t have rubbing alcohol, so I got you This lovely sharp good idea way to pivot and then a squeaky toy for the pain Good afternoon massage as you know parole and a privilege. It’s a mistake But it happened, and if I were to be released I would um I would just want the simple life. I just want to hold down a job make some friends You know pay my bills Even if this was possible it made 20 people seven people Why do you need to do this cuz that’s what I’m gonna Come I want to take you to make seven pieces of jewelry in five or six hours How long if I told you you didn’t have to live with your mother anymore? It’s me the one it was quite What do you need a? less Which man named wall which real name eight-ball What if we could make all this go away In pairs as well sorry okay I’m with my family. I told him having a garage. Let me tell you how big a job knows I’m out of a job I’ll be back before you know can I come with you? This is mommy’s very special work trip In three and a half weeks the Met will be hosting its annual ball And we are going to Robins not The ball itself the neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a hundred million dollars Revenge it’s a twofer. Do not want a job in a job User sniffs can’t we just go to this do we have to steal stuff yes Is it genetic or the whole family like this literally I Think our daughters are friends that makes us friends. I’m hunter I’m Lisa. That’s my Julie Mitchell Kills hero, I Can’t believe it’s prompt. They’re so grown up. Can you help my daughter anymore without feeling her boobs? Just high fives from now on After that top of it because we’re stepping on our kids no we don’t understand what they’re saying so if you’re not snooping puzzles And teenage emoji eggplants are dicks all emojis have a secret meaning so like trees are we and this thing is y’all screen So she’s gonna get Rosita Kent, and then touch his dick eggplant gonna drool come out of this – that’s jizz stand down They’re planning on losing their virginity on prom night, maybe that’s not Thinking through I’m gonna stop them chime in let’s cock block those motherfuckers This is our last big night together this practice gonna makes not even more perfect getaway WWV dee dee what would Vin Diesel do In terms of prices parents are no disagreement the fuck So messed up your dad try to stop you when you wanted to lose your virginity was too busy high-fiving I’ll do anything for my daughter. What about a little chugging contests bringing home, but what we’re but Chuck You got this dog no, I’m tagging out you’re in what put a baby everything’s looser down there. I’m a baby out of my butt on the count of three one I’m tripping so hard. I just had a vision my dad was chugging beer it was asshole Hello there welcome back, I’m glad you could join me today Let’s just dive right in and run all the colors across the screen that you’ll need to paint along with me I have my regular old canvas here wet and ready to go now Let’s grab our trusty two-inch brush here Whack that off a little bit just? Beat it like it owes. You money. We’re gonna get a little damp or yellow snow here mix that with just another little dab of our baby water now well, that’s just Daniel Sedin happy little sky Remember, this is your world you get to make and break the rules here Sweet baby Jesus Wish I could jump in there and roll around and all that Cascading white powder. Yeah, just get high and all of life’s splendor God I love cocaine So much Holy fuck knuckles. I am high as a kite right now Okay, let’s paint in a few little happy trees there nothing wrong with making friends with trees You know what you don’t want to do is eat these paints Trust me on this one all right. I’m gonna whack off from Ken That’s right that feels good Would you look at that it seems like we have ourselves a finished painting So from our family to yours keep your pants dry your dreams wet and remember hugs not drugs Seriously cut the crap guys. I’m not a rookie anymore get these off me Rabbit it’s not like we want to shave your ball story. Do you want a shave as boss me hello Foster? No way, you don’t want to shave his balls. Do you Farva hell? Yeah? I do no no dammit. We gotta get out there Bullshit who ordered these I can’t feel my tits License and registration I’m Eva – that pulled me over before beg pardon Oh you Mounties now Or should I say meow jeez hey hang on do you really not remember this guy you’re just fucking with him I have no idea. You know I heard everything you said a bitch. We’ve been doing that for years Yeah, that could be a nasty sprain while I get you some ice maybe a cup of coffee What’s in the hold of it my infidelity formula your infidelity? Formula it works two million people are great and as a fail-safe. You break up after six months of dating statistically speaking It’s not safe to date for longer than that What if I could offer a way to prove your theory wrong? I don’t see how you’d be able to do that all we would need to do is find a group of people Who’ve been in a relationship for longer than six months and give them an opportunity to cheat without getting caught? What are you proposing? I’m suggesting a little competition I Pick five of my friends who’ve been in a relationship for longer than six months and you pay Enchantress’s who will be their downfall. Oh, that’s great chest out. Well. What is a competition? That’s three out of five wins underwear is But she wants you to go to her place to show her how to use gym equip You know I’m a professional didn’t get your mind out of there You’re wrong about people it’s not that simple, but it is Good thing this is almost over you turn it into a regular gangster. It’s not over yet Now yawn you always have so much going you’re constantly on the road with the band You’ve got the store the record label the radio program yawn Livan flavored vodka and now yon LaVon European tools Always expanding When I was little boy in Poland all the times I dreaming of America Your invest had built all my business you cannot go wrong with this, man. He never stops we went in we all get the beach That Java that learning we did real good managed today. Oh nice and thick nice and thick my favorite size See on the bus Ronnie. Oh Mister the wanna do the while I’m here yes He’s very good investment to help build Empire Oh no. No. No. I’m not here to invest what you’re doing is illegal as of today. Yep You get all that money back to your investors today today are some other today How I make oh this morning we want to invest more in genuine Joe Gibbs But something’s going on no nothing on everything good you do anything to hurt this family. I will destroy you Okay No no no, I just need fill out papers and forms we’re pulling our money on being alleged business With you It’s America we all get second chance It’s ready these two people are not married And they’re going to have premarital sex do you want to go to heaven or do you want to go? Now it is time to honor the breasts of the women in the room I would like you to turn to the person next to you. Hi is it possible we could do a three-way I’ve never done a three-way. Why are you in this class you seem so together? Ah, yeah, I really think you should come over. I would have had sex with someone who’s really nice to me Let’s just go have sex in my office. No I’ve been dating this guy for two years I love you as his friend and as a sexual partner what love why do you always call me a dirty little slut Ah, just because maybe you’re you’re jealous that I’m more successful than you Why are we sitting around talking about? How sad our lives are? You’re right we should be talking about how great we are I want there to be a lot of blood in this scene Why is the woman who enjoys sex always have to die in horror films? Maybe she did fight back? I think that’s probably the worst idea ever. I meant her life, so I can’t do that one We talked about pleasing men, but what about pleasing us they can I leave my laundry here get it on Thursday? You want me to do your laundry while you date other women you should do your laundry? Yeah, you are so hot like a really hot Let’s make a pact to be with good guys only guys who treat us great like we deserve well There’s this guy he asked me on a super attractive. You should go for move over. There’s a new skankin town Having sex with me is a rule. I just experienced I Like to spread. Thank you. She’s a good writer. I Want you to do my laundry now? The best in my life Bossed me around some oil kind of turned me on Look so I want to have sex with you okay, no Good guys only good guys guys only jerk sex no drift sex Pull the trigger is friends to nail and whack it in a one hit what you’re telling me is good by Conventional hammer unless you’re alive Ran out of gas you only ever get a little bit of gas at a time Hey, you notice that I like to come by and see you I like seeing you as well I was hoping to save up to taking dinner someplace nice. I love that Yeah, whatever you want by the way this one’s on me I’ve been thinking about this ever since I first got gas at your place. You must be so excited Do you mean to tell me with no money down I can buy it? Do you know what this to Lerman TV show we keep singing this guy this guy’s everywhere We need to know who this man is and we need them on this show I’m sorry about all these cheap dates This TV stuff. I’m just a little out of it, but you do the clapper yeah, but I’m gonna bounce back What is that your head is about to explode? That’s my head. You can take that off. All right computer. Somebody’s making money on it. It ain’t us I surprised you like five bucks right now just for watching that From the Jamie silver-coloured you recognize this man right here, yeah Do you know the clapper Dirty some people came by tonight asking all kinds of questions. They’d a photograph of you. You’re in trouble no I’m not in trouble. I like you Eddie. I really do wonder, but I need my job like I need my job How’d you get this number night here tonight? We want you to be honest? I’m not comfortable. Do you not television anywhere? Hey, it stopped harassing my girl. Where’s Judy? Things got out of control, and I didn’t know how to handle it The clapper is great to finally meet you I mean you want like a big joke out of me go ahead I just lost the only person to matter through this whole thing I Can’t tell you how nice lists good things could come out of this We didn’t do it again. Don’t look at me look at the camera. You look at me. Don’t look at me I know I’m talking you, but don’t look at me. Don’t look at me look at the camera. You look at me again

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