Waterbury Palace Theater:The Naked Magicians


TERESA: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE. YOU ARE WATCHING “CT STYLE.” CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL AT THE SHOW TONIGHT. I MEAN, NOT FOR THE GUESTS, BUT FOR THE STARS. RYAN: THANKFULLY, THEY ARE HERE, THE NAKED MAGICIANS ARE TAKING THE STAGE AT 7:30. THEY ARE ON “CT STYLE.” THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, BUT IT’S MORE LIKE G’DAY. RYAN: WHEN THEY WALKED IN AND HAD AN ACCENT, MY CONFIDENCE LEVEL JUST DROPPED TERESA:. YOU ARE SO INTIMIDATED BY MEN — JUST DROPPED. TERESA: YOU ARE SO INTIMIDATED BY MEN WITH ACCENTS. [LAUGHTER] RYAN: DO YOU FIND THAT IN AMERICA, IT’S GOT TO BE MAGIC ITSELF. THE ACCENT? IT’S LIKE A SUPERHERO POWER. BUT WE LOVE HEARING AMERICANS TALK. RYAN: WILL JUST KEEP TALKING, I GUESS. [LAUGHTER] RYAN: TERESA SEEMS MUCH MORE INTRIGUED. TERESA: ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS? IS THIS AN ACT? HOW DID THIS ALL COME TOGETHER? WE ARE BEST MATES. BEFORE WE BEGAN DOING THE NAKED MAGICIANS, WE JUST WANTED TO CREATE A SHOW THAT WAS UNLIKE ANYTHING THAT ANY MAGICIAN AROUND THE WORLD WAS DOING. RYAN: BUT YOU GUYS HAVE CLOTHES ON. [LAUGHTER] IS A GOOD POINT. BUT WE ARE REALLY GOING TO START TAKING STUFF OFF. SHE IS THE STAR OF THE SHOW — RYAN: SHE IS THE START OF THE SHOW — START THE SHOW, BUT I HATE IT WHEN THEY TAKE MY BODY AND PUT IT ON OTHER PEOPLES FACES. I HOPE THAT WE KEEP OUR PANTS ON. THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL SHOW, GUYS? [LAUGHTER] THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. DO YOU MIND SHOWING US SOME TRICKS? TERESA: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW. [LAUGHTER] LET’S GIVE THEM A TASTE. JUST THE TIP. [LAUGHTER] WHAT WE HAVE HERE, IS RAY SPECIAL. YOU OK? IT’S A VERY SPECIAL DECOLLETAGE RIGHT HERE, BLANK ON ONE SIDE, YOU CAN GET A CLOSE-UP, ON THE OTHER SIDE IT HAS THE NAMES OF DIFFERENT CELEBRITIES. CELEBRITIES WHO ARE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE. WE HAVE GEORGE CLOONEY RIGHT THERE. BRADLEY COOPER HERE, ANGELINA JOLIE, BRAD PITT, DIFFERENT FAMOUS CELEBRITIES WHO ARE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE. YOU KNOW YOUR CELEBRITY FREE PASS? THE ONE CELEBRITY YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A COUPLE WITH? I’M GOING TO GO THROUGH AND, TERESA, TURN AROUND, JUST SELECT ONE FOR ME. SAY STOP, BRING THE CARD TO THE TOP OF YOU. LOOK AT THE CELEBRITY, DON’T SAY WHO IT IS. FOR OUR VIEWERS? YOU TELL THEM LATER ON. WHAT WE HAVE RIGHT HERE IS A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER. I WANT YOU TO BOTH VISUALIZE THAT CELEBRITY’S FACE RIGHT HERE ON THE PAPER, IF YOU CAN. CHRIS IS GOING TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS, NOW THAT THE FACE IS LOCKED IN YOUR MIND. DON’T ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS OUT LOUD, THINK OF THEM ONLY IN YOUR MIND. I DO NEED MY SCISSORS FOR THIS TRICK. DON’T ANSWER OUT LOUD. WHAT COLOR IS THEIR HAIR? I THINK HE HAS A SIMILAR HAIR COLOR TO YOU. WHY ARE YOU GIVING IT AWAY? [LAUGHTER] RYAN: I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ANSWER? TERESA: NO, IN YOUR HEAD, FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. [LAUGHTER] AM GOING TO SAY THAT THEY ARE AN ACTOR, BUT THEY DO SOMETHING ELSE AS WELL. MULTITIERED, AN ACTOR WITH SOMETHING ELSE ON THE SIDE. ARE THEY DEAD OR ALIVE? DON’T ANSWER. RYAN: ALIVE. A MALE, SPECIFICALLY LIKE THE DANCING SEGMENT I SAW BEFORE. AND ALIVE. WE ARE LOCKING IT IN. SO, HOW LOUD, TO EVERYONE WATCHING AT HOME, WHO WAS THE CELEBRITY YOU SELECTED? TERESA: IT SAYS CHANNING TATUM. MAGIC MIC. NOW I’M THROUGH WITH THE CHARACTER, I DID A BIT OF CUTTING RIGHT THERE, SO WE CAN GET A LITTLE BIT OF A CLOSE-UP RIGHT THERE OF CHANNING TATUM. TERESA: HOW DID YOU DO THAT? RYAN: LOOK AT THAT. WRITE-DOWN IN MY PANTS. TERESA: THAT’S INCREDIBLE. [LAUGHTER] TERESA: WOW. YOU CAN KEEP THIS, A SOUVENIR. RYAN: TERESA WILL FRAME THAT. TERESA: UNDER YOUR PILLOW? IN THE MORNING. TERESA: TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE? QUITE THEY ARE. NAKED — THEY ARE, NAKEDMAGICIANS.COM. IT’S A ONE NIGHT ONLY. RYAN: ARE YOU GOING TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING LIKE THIS AFTERWARDS? [LAUGHTER]

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